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Phone Tap: Tic Tac Wants A Massage · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred time for a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. And today, since it's Valentines, we wanted to
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  Speaker 1: do something special to celebrate the holiday. Yeah, that's fun.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we're calling an upscale day spa to try
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  Speaker 1: and book a last minute reservation. But it's not just
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  Speaker 1: for anybody. This one's for a character that Jose plays.
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  Speaker 1: His name's Tic Tac and he's probably not the usual
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  Speaker 1: type of clientele this particular business is used to getting. No.
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  Speaker 1: I'd say no, We'll see how it goes in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Another on the twenties, Thanks for
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  Speaker 1: calling him. This is Jenna. Hey. Is this the massage place? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we do offer massages. Would you like to book an appointment? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I did just get booked. How did you know? That's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm out now. No, I'm out now. So I
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  Speaker 1: like a massage or whatever? Okay? Um? Can I get
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  Speaker 1: a name? Yeah? My name is Hector, but my home
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  Speaker 1: is called me tik Tak. It's nice to meet you,
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  Speaker 1: hetor no, no, you can call me tik Tak. You're
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  Speaker 1: worth I you don't seem like a snitch. I can
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  Speaker 1: already tell you know what I'm saying. Okay, tick tack M.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a day or time that you're looking at
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  Speaker 1: for your massage? Well, I probably should mention at this
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  Speaker 1: point like it's actually a couple's massage for Valentine's Say
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  Speaker 1: do you have anything available? We do have an afternoon
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  Speaker 1: opening a couple of days from now. Okay, Um, I
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  Speaker 1: just need the name of the other person. Well, his
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  Speaker 1: name is Blake. But like, don't get the wrong idea.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. He's like, we're not together.
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  Speaker 1: He's just my po OA. It stands for pol roll
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  Speaker 1: off sir. Um. That's a little unusual, but we can accommodate.
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  Speaker 1: Actually not in my situation, because like any time I
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  Speaker 1: leave my like driveway or my front door, he's got
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  Speaker 1: to be around or like know where I am. So
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  Speaker 1: I thought for Valentine's I want to do something special,
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  Speaker 1: so he's kind of gotta be there with me. Oh um, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, lady, Hey, can I tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I like for my massage? Well, um, you'd actually be
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  Speaker 1: telling the person who's giving the massage. I'm just the
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  Speaker 1: person who does the appointment. Okay, Well, maybe you can
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  Speaker 1: answer some questions. First off, do you guys got that
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  Speaker 1: one flower smell like it's it's like lavender or some
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  Speaker 1: You can request whatever kind of sense that you want.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, man, I love that. Man, put it
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  Speaker 1: all over my chest and my legs or whatever. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to smell like the arrangement of my cousins. Yet,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we can definitely put down on your files
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  Speaker 1: that you want lavender, sir. Oh nice? Okay. Also, I
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  Speaker 1: know some massage places like you to keep the lights
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  Speaker 1: low for the mood like damn or whatever. But can
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  Speaker 1: you put them on high, like the lights all the
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  Speaker 1: way on? You know? Uh? I can ask, Well, like
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust very easily, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So, like I want to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: any point I can just look in their eyes while
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  Speaker 1: they're rubbing me down and make sure I have contact,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so they don't try any funny business or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that this is getting a little um Like
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  Speaker 1: it's hard because I see that there's like a table
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  Speaker 1: and it makes me face down to the floor, like
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  Speaker 1: I don't turn my back to anybody, not anymore. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well we can. We can put that on your frital too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's crazy because I have a really big file.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that transferred. Oh no, no, no no, no no.
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  Speaker 1: When when you called, I started a file for you
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  Speaker 1: so that we'd know your likes and dislikes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: any special work you have. Okay, because that first you
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  Speaker 1: said book and then you said file. Now, so I
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  Speaker 1: aren't thinking you like got my file, and no, we
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  Speaker 1: all have any access to any of the file. It's
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  Speaker 1: just just for the office filing. Sure, I'm starting herupt you,
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  Speaker 1: but like I just remember, I know you guys have lockers,
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  Speaker 1: but do you have like metal detectors? No? Oh good, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it is it's perfect actually, man. So like, no way,
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  Speaker 1: no one's gonna like frisk me or something. Right, Um,
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  Speaker 1: nobody's going to frisk you. But okay, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to be clear that you can't bring any weapons or
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  Speaker 1: sharp objects into the spot. And it's okay, man, It's
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  Speaker 1: totally cool because I told you before my poh man,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna be there. Yes, So like it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: who's with you, sir, you know what, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to speak with my manager and I'll
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  Speaker 1: get her on the phone, your manager, Deandra, Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: How did you know that? Oh that's kind of weird
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  Speaker 1: because like, first off, I kissed her on the mouth,
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  Speaker 1: and like second off, she's the one who set you
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  Speaker 1: up for this frank phone call. Wait she didn't watch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my name's actually Jose from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you right now. She says, you've been doing such
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  Speaker 1: a great job and she wanted me to tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not a joke, but you are getting
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  Speaker 1: a raise. I'm getting Yes, really, I'm serious. I'm that serious.
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  Speaker 1: The only truth I've told this whole time. Yay, it's
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  Speaker 1: the weirdest way to tell me. But actually, now that
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  Speaker 1: you mentioned my buddy Shoelace and his po they need
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  Speaker 1: a massage to I mean, if you could book it
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  Speaker 1: week of every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,