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Phone Tap PODCAST: Suck it Roy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: He's another jubilone. I think if they're calling a restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: this is Tori speaking. How may I help you? Hi? Tori?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I was wondering if I speak with
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  Speaker 1: a manager. Yes, I'm the manager. How may I help you?
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  Speaker 1: They got your answering phones today? Huh yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: kind of busy today. Okay, yeah, because normally the manager
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  Speaker 1: doesn't pick up every time. That's cool. Lucky you, lucky me.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I wanted to speak to you is that
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  Speaker 1: I've been dating my girlfriend off and on for about
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  Speaker 1: three years, and I would like to get your permission
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  Speaker 1: to propose in your restaurant on Friday night. Oh, of course,
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  Speaker 1: we would love to have you. Congratulation. Well, thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. I'm excited, a bit nervous and kind of
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  Speaker 1: you know that feeling where you feel kind of like
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  Speaker 1: you have to pooh. Yeah, I think I'm know you
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  Speaker 1: see it? Yeah, Well, how could we make this special
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  Speaker 1: for you? You can make it special if you can
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  Speaker 1: get her to say yes. You know, I'm sure she'll
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  Speaker 1: say yes. You sound like a nice guy. Well, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for saying that, But the yes has been the toughest
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  Speaker 1: part of this whole thing for me so far over
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  Speaker 1: the past thirteen months, I've proposed to her ten times
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  Speaker 1: each and every time she throws a big fat no
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  Speaker 1: in my face. So, oh no, fingers cross for it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes here, if you don't mind me asking, what have
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  Speaker 1: you tried before? Well, I've tried it at a rock
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  Speaker 1: concert before. That was a tough one because I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to scream over a guitar solo. You didn't even
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  Speaker 1: hear me. Yeah, I mean it sounds like it would
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  Speaker 1: be kind of hard to do. Yeah, that was a toughie.
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  Speaker 1: And then another time I got down one knee at
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  Speaker 1: her sister's wedding right before the bride and groom said
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  Speaker 1: I do, and then I was like, oh man timing,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I'm so sorry, sir. Anyway, this
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  Speaker 1: bone head wants to try it again, and I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to work this time. So just a simple, romantic, normal
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  Speaker 1: proposal at your restaurant. Okay, yes, simple man's tick. That's
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  Speaker 1: exactly what you should do. Yeah, So, um, do you
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  Speaker 1: guys have a reservation already? Well, yeah, there is a reservation.
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  Speaker 1: It's under a different name though, it's under the name
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  Speaker 1: Roy and I think it's seven. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: check that. Um wait, why is it I'm very different name. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of a funny story. So after all my
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  Speaker 1: proposals went wrong so many times, she got fed up
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  Speaker 1: and then broke it off with me. Just nope, nope,
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  Speaker 1: Roy is the other guy that she's seeing now. But
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  Speaker 1: I am no quitter. Oh um, So I planned to
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  Speaker 1: propose at the table with her, and I want Roy
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  Speaker 1: to see it. You know, when she says yes, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to get up and gloat right in his face.
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  Speaker 1: Just take that, Roy, So all I'm gonna need from
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  Speaker 1: you is just a waiter's outfit to borrow and maybe
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  Speaker 1: a mask, so she'll be surprised and I will handle
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  Speaker 1: the rest. Okay, I'm not gonna allow you to propose
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  Speaker 1: in our restaurant if it's not your girlfriend. Well, she
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  Speaker 1: was my girlfriend. I'm just sort of trying to win
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  Speaker 1: her back. I know we're kind of a drama free zone. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: well good luck, I haven't hearned Roy. There. That guy's
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  Speaker 1: all drama. This is not gonna work. I apologize. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you
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  Speaker 1: because I've watched a lot of romantic comedies in the
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  Speaker 1: last few weeks. And these things work if you just
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  Speaker 1: shock them with a grand dresture and take them by surprise.
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  Speaker 1: So if I come up to the table, they think
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a waiter, then I pull off a
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  Speaker 1: mask and I'm like, suck it, Roy, marry me? Bridget sure.
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  Speaker 1: I will not allow that at my restaurant. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: You've been heard, and I'm sorry. It sounds like I've
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  Speaker 1: screwed this one up too, So any chance you can
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  Speaker 1: poison Roy for me? Okay? I never gone way too far.
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  Speaker 1: That's a no. That's a no, that's an absolute no.
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  Speaker 1: And if you do come to my restaurant, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to get security. No, no, no, no, that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: noted noted up before I go. I just have one
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  Speaker 1: question for you. Are you single? Excuse me, I'd be
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  Speaker 1: lying if I didn't tell you that. In the last
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  Speaker 1: few minutes, I think I'm starting to fall for you,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd like to ask for your hand in marriage.
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  Speaker 1: Will you marry me? Okay, I'm done this, This conversation
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  Speaker 1: has ended. What was your name again? To Tory? Will
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  Speaker 1: you marry me? Look dances? No, you're obviously a creep.
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to be nice and honestly, I think
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  Speaker 1: the other woman in your life, she's ran for the
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  Speaker 1: hills for a reason. So well, before you go, can
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  Speaker 1: I tell you to a prank phone call? I'm sorry what, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your co workers,
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  Speaker 1: Janna and Seth. Set you up? You no, no, yes, no,
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  Speaker 1: yes m I no yes Na. Yeah. They said that
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  Speaker 1: you've been under a lot of pressure at work. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you, Seth. Oh my gosh. So yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not proposing to you or anybody, and if I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to poison Roy either. Oh my god. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I was gonna have to alert security. Well I
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  Speaker 1: still might come in, so you still might have to
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  Speaker 1: alert them, but I'm not interested in proposing