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Phone Tap: All Natural Pool Cleaner · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Do you
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  Speaker 1: guys believe in past lives? I feel like I could
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  Speaker 1: be talked into it, sure, Yeah, because I've heard people say, like, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I went to a psychic and they told me that
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  Speaker 1: I used to be Sir Lancelot's, you know, right hand
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  Speaker 1: man at his round table sex out for your past life,
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  Speaker 1: I was the Queen of Egypt. One point, I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna call you a sword boy. But that's funny. It's
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  Speaker 1: funny say that, bro, because for me, I have had
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  Speaker 1: a similar feeling lately. Have you. It's pretty eerie, but
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  Speaker 1: I do think it's right on. I think in a
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  Speaker 1: previous life, Yeah, I used to be a pool boy,
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  Speaker 1: and not just any pool boy, a sexy pool boy,
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  Speaker 1: aren't they all. Yeah. That's the best part of these
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  Speaker 1: prank calls is that we can live out our annases
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  Speaker 1: like I do today. When I call a lady and
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  Speaker 1: tell her I just finished cleaning. Sometimes the pauses aren't
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  Speaker 1: always great. I just cleaned your pool. I am gonna
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  Speaker 1: just keep my head down and keep working. And the
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  Speaker 1: conversation gets weird, I'm just gonna stop this. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna stop talking and let you listen to your
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  Speaker 1: phone chat right now now, Yeah, on the twenties five. Hello, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just take the squirrel out. I don't care if he's dead.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't put him on the barbecue like you
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  Speaker 1: did last time. Hello. No, it's over, there's fine. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hello, is this is Shandy? Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? My name is Elijah tugging Pull. I'm from
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  Speaker 1: the pool cleaning service. What was your name again? Tugging pull,
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  Speaker 1: tugging pool. No, no, tugging pole. It's Swedish tugging pole. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh now you got okay, unusual. Okay, So I'm just
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  Speaker 1: calling to let you know we did find a dead
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  Speaker 1: squirrel in your pool. Oh no, but we disposed of them,
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  Speaker 1: so we're all good. Oh and by disposed, I mean
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  Speaker 1: we tossed him over the back fence. What I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: We put him in the compost bin. But you better
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  Speaker 1: make sure to take you that out this week or
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  Speaker 1: it is going to smell bad. Oh my gosh. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: real quick, I just want to ask, is it cool
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  Speaker 1: if I take a number two in your house? What? No?
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  Speaker 1: Just I tried all the doors you have like a
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  Speaker 1: spare key. No, just do what you have to do outside.
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  Speaker 1: Just clean the pool. And what do you mean you
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  Speaker 1: tried my doors? Why are you trying my doors? Just
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  Speaker 1: forget about it. It's all right, I'll hold it. So
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  Speaker 1: is the pool clean? Then everything's done. Yeah, we have
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  Speaker 1: cleaned the pool. But I am just giving you a
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  Speaker 1: little heads up that you're probably going to get a
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  Speaker 1: complaint from of your neighbors. Right, Why would my neighbor complaints?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know her name. She's like a baby, redhead
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  Speaker 1: and leggings. We kind of got into it a little.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you got into it? Well? She
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  Speaker 1: said I was being inappropriate or some I don't know, inappropriate. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, just so you know before I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what happened, like I defended you, I was on
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  Speaker 1: your side. Well wait, I'm confused. What are you on
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  Speaker 1: my side about? Well? I told her this woman hired
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  Speaker 1: me to clean her pool naked and you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to bring that up with her. No, because I'm just
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  Speaker 1: doing it the way she wants. Hold on for a second.
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  Speaker 1: You're not naked cleaning my pool right now, are you. No?
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  Speaker 1: I already told you I finished cleaning the pool, but
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  Speaker 1: I am naked. Yes, no, no, that's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get your clothes and get off my
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  Speaker 1: property right now. Nobody should be naked and I okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on now, I'm confused. Is this the first time
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  Speaker 1: that you're using our cleaning services? Yes, and probably the last. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I thought you understood. We're an all natural pool cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: That's the name of our company, All Natural pool Cleaning.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that natural meant you're using natural, organic cleaners
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  Speaker 1: that are not harmful to the environment. That is why
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  Speaker 1: I freaking iired you. Well, you know what I think
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  Speaker 1: is harmful to the environment. Ma'am. Foreign children making clothes
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  Speaker 1: with their tiny hands. That's why I don't wear them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what I'm about here. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't support clothes, and that's why I'm swinging in the
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  Speaker 1: wind today. Oh good lord, you have to leave my
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  Speaker 1: house right now, right now. Okay, But my partner, Berry
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  Speaker 1: isn't done with the hot tub yet. It takes a
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  Speaker 1: little while longer because he cleans out each chet with
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  Speaker 1: his organic snaking tool. What does that mean? It just
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  Speaker 1: means that we're committed to being the best pool and
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  Speaker 1: spot cleaners in the city. Man, at least the naked ones.
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  Speaker 1: You need to shut up and get out. And that
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  Speaker 1: is the last time I'm telling you. Okay, Should I
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  Speaker 1: tell your husband Gareth to leave with us too, because
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  Speaker 1: he's the one that sets you up for this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my name's jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Is this frank, Yeah, it's a joke. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: He told us. He told us that you just hired
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  Speaker 1: a brand new pool cleaner because the last guys were
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  Speaker 1: so bad. Oh well, you made that look good? Oh really?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think maybe we should have gone with bare
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  Speaker 1: naked pool cleaners instead or just uncovered nothing? Nothing? Oh
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  Speaker 1: nothing at all pool cleaners. I like what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, stop? Okay, week up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning