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Phone Tap: Wireless Hairless Careless Cell Service · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: y away. We're running out of time, so I can
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  Speaker 1: only tell you the bullet points of the phone tap
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  Speaker 1: that it's about to air. Okay, woman, huh cell phone
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  Speaker 1: yes problem yeah, huh Brook, bad helper?
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  Speaker 2: Wait what.
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  Speaker 3: Laughter? Phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 4: Yay, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: That's all we need it.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to be a good helper, but you decide
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  Speaker 3: for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Another Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Patty Melt calling from wireless. I'm
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  Speaker 3: looking for Britney.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yes, just me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling regarding it could play to email us about ye.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, it's hard to hear because it keeps cutting out.
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  Speaker 4: But is actually the whole problem with my phone?
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  Speaker 2: But I think what you.
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  Speaker 4: Were asking, Yeah, my phone, like my calls keep dropping
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  Speaker 4: out for some reason, and it's been happening for like
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  Speaker 4: a week at it so annoying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm taking notes right now. Yeah, okay, and don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: We are the number one service. We're gonna get this
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  Speaker 3: cleaned up, splicety lit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that'll be great because this has been extremely frustrating.
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  Speaker 3: Or is it lickety split? You know, sometimes I just
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  Speaker 3: get things turned around. So let me go over some
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  Speaker 3: prompt questions for people who are dealing with the same thing,
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  Speaker 3: because apparently it's happening a lot in your area. First question,
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  Speaker 3: what medications are you on?
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  Speaker 2: What medications? Uh huh? I think that's a breach of
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  Speaker 2: medical like privacy. I don't know why you need to
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  Speaker 2: know that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm not a doctor. There's no hippocratic hypocritic, whatever
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  Speaker 3: that oath is, I don't take it. Yeah, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: wondering if you're on anything. You know, a small percentage
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  Speaker 3: of our customers are on hallucinogenics.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not on hallucinogenics.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not like hallucinating that I've called to cutting out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's good because you know some of our customers
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  Speaker 3: just imagine it.
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  Speaker 2: So are you curious right now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? We did a study in twenty eighteen that found
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  Speaker 3: a small percentage of people thought they had drop calls
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  Speaker 3: had actually exposed themselves to mine altering substances.
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  Speaker 2: How does that have to do with anything? Oh, that's
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  Speaker 2: your question again.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a small percentage of people. Something I have
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  Speaker 3: to ask. It's my job.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, great, I'm not high. Can we move on to
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  Speaker 2: the next question?
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  Speaker 3: Not high on anything interesting? Okay, yes, got it? And
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  Speaker 3: next question? Do you own or rent a hairless pet?
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  Speaker 2: Do I own or rent a hairless cat?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Pet?
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  Speaker 3: Pet? Pet? Yeah? Maybe an iguana, lizard, sphinx dog? I
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  Speaker 3: mean cat does count?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Would weasel? No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't own a hairless pet. Okay, what does this
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  Speaker 2: have to do with my phone?
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  Speaker 3: That's a great question, and I do have an answer
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  Speaker 3: for you. See one study done in nineteen ninety three
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  Speaker 3: found that cell phone companies with households that had one
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  Speaker 3: or more hairless pets could possibly disrupt cell coverage in
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  Speaker 3: warm climbate areas. Isn't that fascinating?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's really not, and it's not relevant.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know why you're talking about this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that study would say differently, But.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not undrugs and I don't have any hairless cats.
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  Speaker 4: So that's one of the actual phone stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this is the phone stuff. We have about two
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  Speaker 3: hundred and thirty five questions to go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, I don't have time for this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I hear you. You know what, I'm gonna speed
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  Speaker 3: it up for you. We can just get to the
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  Speaker 3: second subset of questions.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you own a cell phone? The
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  Speaker 2: question is do I have a cell phone?
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  Speaker 4: Even though the whole reason I called is because of
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  Speaker 4: my cell phone issues and I'm literally talking to you
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  Speaker 4: on my cell phones.
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  Speaker 3: Well, in a study done in two thousand, three point
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  Speaker 3: zero zero zero six y five percent of people who
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  Speaker 3: called in to complain about cell phones didn't actually own it.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what you're staying because this question, this has
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  Speaker 2: like nothing to do with my phone. Can we please
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  Speaker 2: fix my phone?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? I think this next question will get to the
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  Speaker 3: bottom of.
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  Speaker 2: It, so I highly doubt that.
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  Speaker 3: So do you or a close relative currently live above
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  Speaker 3: or near an old radioactive dumpy ground or now unabandoned
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  Speaker 3: silver mine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm done, though. You don't talk to a manager?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't live above a mine or a dumping ground.
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  Speaker 2: No, I need to talk to a manager.
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  Speaker 3: This is horrible Okay, I completely understand the last are
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  Speaker 3: you Yeah, we did a study back in twenty twelve
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  Speaker 3: that found.
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  Speaker 2: No no more studies. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: It did find that no one lived near those things.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care what they found. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: hear any more facts or statistics.
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  Speaker 2: I want my phone fixed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so you don't want to hear my last question.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to hear any more questions. I
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  Speaker 2: was just stupid going.
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  Speaker 3: To ask if you listen to Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the morning. What because this is actually a phone tap,
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  Speaker 3: it's a brank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you here?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this is actually Brooke. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to throw my phone in the trash.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you could thank your husband for that, because he's
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  Speaker 3: the one that set you up for this brank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to kill him?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Unfortunately, I actually can't help you with
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  Speaker 3: this body cell coverage. I don't know if you could
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  Speaker 3: hear that, but unless you want to hear about a
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  Speaker 3: study we did in nineteen ninety four on albino penguins
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  Speaker 3: using cell phones as flotation devices.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, please please week up every morning was
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  Speaker 2: phone Tap.
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  Speaker 3: Weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 2: Twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning