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Phone Tap: What In The Wordle · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Think of
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  Speaker 1: all the app style games that are blown up over
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  Speaker 1: the years, like Candy Crush a Bird, Angry Birds, Flappy Bird,
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  Speaker 1: Randy Cakes. That one was it Randy's Cakes? No stid
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  Speaker 1: Oh that wasn't a game. That was a subscription service
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  Speaker 1: r Randy's Cakes. Right now, the one everybody's talking about
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  Speaker 1: is Wortle. Yeah, oh, dude, not an app, just a website.
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  Speaker 1: This is taking over the world. It's the five letter
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  Speaker 1: once a day game that's taken North America by storm.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why our own show's Wortle junkie Brook Fox
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  Speaker 1: is about to call a dude named Cameron who's hooked
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  Speaker 1: on it too. Oh he's a fellow wortlehead. I'm working
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  Speaker 1: with a couple of different names. Not is quite caught.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently he got angry when his roommate told him the
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  Speaker 1: secret word once. So it's time to get some payback
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Cameron. Hi Cameron, this is Wanda from Corporate
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  Speaker 1: Human Resources. Hi, how are you. I'm okay. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: because we need to talk about a complaint that came
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  Speaker 1: in about you recently. What about me? Yeah, I assume
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. Wow, no, not at all. Well,
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  Speaker 1: one if your co workers came forward and they let
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  Speaker 1: us know that you've been spending a lot of time
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  Speaker 1: in the office playing the game Wortle. What Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: rangs some alarm bells for us. This is a serious situation.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying that someone actually complained about me playing
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  Speaker 1: Wordle at work. Yes, thank you for repeating what I
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  Speaker 1: just said. Yes, that's absolutely absurd. I mean everybody's playing
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  Speaker 1: this game. Everybody. Yeah, back in the eighties, everybody did cocaine. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: did that make it? Okay? I know that's not the
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  Speaker 1: same thing at all. This is just a game. Well, look, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. And at first we didn't
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  Speaker 1: know if this was a one time deal either, so
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  Speaker 1: we actually hired someone to come in and monitor you.
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  Speaker 1: What you were monitoring me? That doesn't even make sense.
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  Speaker 1: The allocation of funds for something like that is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine how much funding we're losing by you
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  Speaker 1: playing this word game every day? It's a lot. I
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  Speaker 1: play for maybe five minutes. My god, actually yesterday was
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  Speaker 1: seven minutes. You were having issues getting the word light
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  Speaker 1: l ight? How do you even know that? Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: I think we're at a point where we can both
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  Speaker 1: agree that this is an addiction. It is not an addiction.
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  Speaker 1: That's what an addict would say. Now we've done the research,
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  Speaker 1: it is not an addiction. Okay, this is not an addiction.
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  Speaker 1: We'll let the professionals deal with that part, because we've
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  Speaker 1: done some research and we have found a group of
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  Speaker 1: seniors twenty miles away also severely addicted to word games.
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  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about? Okay, Cameron,
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  Speaker 1: we're here to help our employees. That's why we've gone
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  Speaker 1: ahead and booked your room. You'll be there for two
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  Speaker 1: weeks unpaid. Then they'll try to wean you off of it.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot be serious. This is going way too far. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you're not allowed to send me somewhere for a gaming
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  Speaker 1: addiction that doesn't exist. Well, I mean, the alternative is
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  Speaker 1: a thing I don't think you want. So I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you know. Are you kidding? Are you telling
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna fire me if I don't go to some
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  Speaker 1: rehabilitation program for a game that everybody's playing around the
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  Speaker 1: freaking country. Okay, well that's the assumption that you made.
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  Speaker 1: I did not say that. Listen. We No, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna listen. You're treating me like some kind of meth
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  Speaker 1: head or something like, no, they did just the game. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting the sense that you're pushing back on this
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  Speaker 1: right now. Pushing back, yes, because this sounds ridiculous. Do
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  Speaker 1: you hear what you said that? Over and over again?
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  Speaker 1: So we could come to some sort of agreement, like
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean agreement? You know? Just between you
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  Speaker 1: and are you firing me? No? Just between you and me.
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  Speaker 1: Listen tomorrow, if I let you play when you first
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  Speaker 1: come in, and you text me the word once you
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  Speaker 1: get it, then I can share it with my friends
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  Speaker 1: that I guessed at first drive. What you know, like
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  Speaker 1: that one slash six First you're trying to put me
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  Speaker 1: into a facility, and now you're trying to blackmail me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell somebody that you're suggesting this. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: think the first person you should tell is your roommate Johan.
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  Speaker 1: He told us that you would never do it. How
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  Speaker 1: do you know, Johan? What are you? Because my name's
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  Speaker 1: Brooke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: and this is a phone tap. We're pranking you, man?
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  Speaker 1: What deep breath, deep breath? What are you going on
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  Speaker 1: right now? You're not I'm not corporate, hr Johann emailed us.
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  Speaker 1: He said, but he shared the word with you one
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  Speaker 1: time and you freaked out. Oh my god, I thought
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  Speaker 1: I was going to lose my right now. Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: play word all two and I gotta say worth it. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: it's not worth it. If I was going to lose
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  Speaker 1: my job for this, it's not worth playing. But seriously,
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  Speaker 1: what is the word of the day today? No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to tell you that's cheeking? Wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning