Latest / Ross Patterson Revolution! / Episode 1186 - The End Of The Late Show
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- 1:08[SPEAKER_06]: Time to take the leg.
- 1:09[SPEAKER_01]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the rocks.
- 1:29[SPEAKER_01]: That is the revolution!
- 1:51[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, J.B.E.S.A.
- 1:54[SPEAKER_02]: Last show at Jamie Studio, move it into the new studio next week.
- 2:00[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for everything, Jamie.
- 2:02[SPEAKER_02]: We appreciate it.
- 2:03[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, you're working with us over there, building the sets, and whatnot, and everything else.
- 2:07[SPEAKER_02]: So it's not a goodbye.
- 2:09[SPEAKER_02]: But I do want to say something that was heartwarming today.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I've made fun of Jamie in the past for living on the one black street in the entire city of Wilmington.
- 2:20[SPEAKER_02]: right and a lot of a lot of people out in the streets all throughout the days and outside studio kind of became homies with a couple of them over the weeks and they was in Michael Jackson's song.
- 2:36[SPEAKER_02]: that was when I got out of my car before drinking bros fake news this morning that was blaring out of uh... would appear to be like a blue tooth get a blaster nice could just be a regular get a blaster and i don't know you know because i've seen that a long time like playing a cd or a cassette of some sort i think so and here's why here's the song
- 2:58[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna make a change.
- 3:01[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's my life.
- 3:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 3:04[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Jackson.
- 3:06[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know if it's because the movie's huge or, you know, breaking all the records and all that other stuff or, if maybe.
- 3:13[SPEAKER_02]: All of these people that are walking up and down these streets every day looking for crack.
- 3:17[SPEAKER_02]: But look in themselves in the mirror saying, I want to make a change and I'm ready for this.
- 3:21[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
- 3:22[SPEAKER_02]: But here's the shocking thing, right?
- 3:23[SPEAKER_02]: I get out.
- 3:24[SPEAKER_02]: I know a couple of the guys now.
- 3:25[SPEAKER_02]: It's a dapped in the moment.
- 3:26[SPEAKER_02]: So what's up, they were asking about the cyber truck.
- 3:28[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to touch on gas.
- 3:30[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't have any doesn't go on to go on.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and they're like no man stop it.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Stop but motherfucker and I was like no, no, it doesn't go on gas It's electric and it drives itself and goes oh shit shit It was a call like that cost you 150,000 dollars and I go no, it's like 69.
- 3:46[SPEAKER_01]: I know I know it was like a cake Oh shit you kidding me
- 3:49[SPEAKER_01]: gas prices and everything else in a go.
- 3:51[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 3:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 3:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 3:53[SPEAKER_02]: But then strangely after I walked away, he just started not in his head and then everybody was just kind of humming or singing that song on the way in man in the mirror by Michael Jackson and so was I. Yeah.
- 4:04[SPEAKER_02]: For maybe it's the environment or whatever we're going through here, but just for 30 seconds of my life, man, I had forgot that Michael Jackson lit kids assholes and I was into it.
- 4:16[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 4:16[SPEAKER_02]: I knew all the words to the song.
- 4:18[SPEAKER_02]: I know all the words of song.
- 4:19[SPEAKER_02]: It took the kids to see, I'm sorry, our oldest to see the Michael Jackson movie and that song was not in there, which, you know, that would have been great for the ending of the movie, but whatever.
- 4:31[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 4:33[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, it was a nice moment where you forget, dude, Michael Jackson still plays no matter if he liked the kid's assholes or not.
- 4:41[SPEAKER_02]: I just saw fucking group strangers myself included, singing the goddamn song, walking into the studio, dude, and all of us.
- 4:48[SPEAKER_02]: every single word.
- 4:49[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 4:50[SPEAKER_02]: It's all know every single word of every single Michael Jackson.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_08]: It sounds like you had an experience, like if they were to make a movie about your experience here, it would be like a driving Miss Daisy green book.
- 5:03[SPEAKER_08]: You know where you find out.
- 5:05[SPEAKER_08]: We have more in common.
- 5:07[SPEAKER_02]: Do that to me.
- 5:08[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 5:08[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
- 5:08[SPEAKER_08]: Where you go?
- 5:09[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, people are just people.
- 5:11[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I'm saying?
- 5:12[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.
- 5:13[SPEAKER_08]: And it's just like, hey, man.
- 5:15[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 5:16[SPEAKER_08]: You know, finally, right?
- 5:17[SPEAKER_08]: Last day you go, oh, yeah.
- 5:20[SPEAKER_08]: People are just people.
- 5:21[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to make it you had to look in the mirror like that was I did I bought the same huge brown bag as they did and Which do I mean shared up apps like hey bro, where to go green book where to go green book driving the state man Really you're tandy
- 5:39[SPEAKER_08]: You're a tandy in driving the Stacey right now.
- 5:41[SPEAKER_02]: We talked about this in the past, okay?
- 5:44[SPEAKER_02]: Tandy man.
- 5:45[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 5:46[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, the tandy man, yes, but my buddy wrote Green Book.
- 5:49[SPEAKER_02]: When one of my beef fries, it was survive 9-11, which is weird.
- 5:53[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 5:54[SPEAKER_02]: He was on that flight over slut because he was drunk.
- 5:56[SPEAKER_02]: Just want to make that clear.
- 5:57[SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't like he had some foresight.
- 5:59[SPEAKER_02]: He was just fucking hammered Boston over Sleptone's mom's couch.
- 6:03[SPEAKER_02]: So,
- 6:04[SPEAKER_02]: That's one of those where you're like, okay, cool man.
- 6:07[SPEAKER_02]: Otherwise, that's a tragic story.
- 6:09[SPEAKER_02]: Your own hands.
- 6:09[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying, but every day's a blessing because he got too rocked to get on the fucking floor.
- 6:14[SPEAKER_08]: Right, every day's a gift.
- 6:15[SPEAKER_02]: We threw a party for him and he came and dropped a ticket down in the counter and it was, oh my God, dude, right.
- 6:21[SPEAKER_02]: But he went on the right green book.
- 6:23[SPEAKER_02]: Whether or not it's because of that experience.
- 6:25[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 6:26[SPEAKER_02]: Now if you're asking if he's white or black.
- 6:28[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 6:28[SPEAKER_02]: Pick a color.
- 6:30[SPEAKER_08]: Gosh.
- 6:31[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, green book.
- 6:32[SPEAKER_08]: Any color?
- 6:33[SPEAKER_02]: Any color?
- 6:34[SPEAKER_08]: blue?
- 6:35[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_02]: It's white.
- 6:37[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
- 6:38[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 6:38[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 6:39[SPEAKER_02]: And he thought to himself, you know what?
- 6:42[SPEAKER_02]: Driving him is Daisy worked.
- 6:43[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 6:44[SPEAKER_02]: Why wouldn't Green Book work?
- 6:46[SPEAKER_02]: And I could do the same premise except for it's a white man driving a
- 6:51[SPEAKER_02]: Black man right all over and I love it a little bit one.
- 6:55[SPEAKER_02]: He won two Oscars for that I'm not kidding best picture and best scripts So congratulations to him.
- 7:01[SPEAKER_02]: I love him is a great guy But the other right you solve racism.
- 7:07[SPEAKER_08]: He solved it.
- 7:07[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but the other part of this, too is It's tough when you move cross country and you know
- 7:14[SPEAKER_02]: nitpicking about this and that, and then there's little moments that unite us where you and I after a long day of the other nights got in bed and we're throwing RJ Decker to see what dead body you would be.
- 7:28[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 7:28[SPEAKER_02]: It's a true story.
- 7:29[SPEAKER_02]: There's lots of back episodes.
- 7:30[SPEAKER_08]: There's many options, but yeah.
- 7:32[SPEAKER_02]: Back to back episodes on ABC and we watched it on live television, right?
- 7:35[SPEAKER_02]: Including the commercials, all that shit.
- 7:37[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 7:37[SPEAKER_02]: Got a good laugh and the commercial
- 7:44[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, for an anti-dioria.
- 7:48[SPEAKER_08]: No, it was a gastro.
- 7:53[SPEAKER_02]: It could cause diarrhea, or it was getting rid of something in your system that could cause diarrhea, I forget.
- 8:00[SPEAKER_02]: But I said to you, as the commercial is going on, is this one of those typical pharma ads that sucks.
- 8:06[SPEAKER_08]: And he's reading off the side effects, could cause diet, and it's in his voice.
- 8:13[SPEAKER_02]: reading the side of it could cause diarrhea diarrhea.
- 8:16[SPEAKER_02]: And I go, I looked at you and I go fuck dude, did Morgan Freeman get enough money to say the word diarrhea, multiple Oscar winner, one of the greatest actors of all time, probably the most iconic voice, maybe an American history.
- 8:31[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for real, that we have, did they make him say the word diarrhea that sure did?
- 8:36[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 8:37[SPEAKER_02]: And I go, you know what, it could make this worse and then write it to the end.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_02]: do you want to get busy living?
- 8:44[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, oh, yeah.
- 8:45[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_02]: And then you said, oh, get busy diary.
- 8:48[SPEAKER_08]: It's a diary, which, again, is not a word.
- 8:52[SPEAKER_02]: It's not, but it should have been.
- 8:53[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 8:53[SPEAKER_02]: And I wish you would have written the ending of that commercial because we laughed for a thousand years.
- 8:59[SPEAKER_02]: And it somehow made it okay for me that Morgan Freeman was talking about diary alive on television.
- 9:06[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, do you have the commercial loop?
- 9:11[SPEAKER_02]: Shit, give me a heads up for this.
- 9:14[SPEAKER_02]: Brother?
- 9:16[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 9:17[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'd say what we'll do here.
- 9:20[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's okay.
- 9:21[SPEAKER_02]: We're not going to have nature knocks today.
- 9:24[SPEAKER_02]: You know, we're going to play the Morgan Freeman commercial.
- 9:27[SPEAKER_02]: No, they're not a sponsor of this show.
- 9:29[SPEAKER_02]: I just turned on the volume attached.
- 9:30[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it was a lot of shit.
- 9:31[SPEAKER_02]: If you're pregnant, there you go.
- 9:34[SPEAKER_08]: Down.
- 9:34[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
- 9:37[SPEAKER_02]: Go down, we're all learning together today, okay?
- 9:40[SPEAKER_02]: All right, perfect.
- 9:42[SPEAKER_02]: Nobody.
- 9:43[SPEAKER_05]: If you have a TTR Cardiac, I'm a lawyer, those past your Cardiologists, if a truly is right for you, time to get busy living.
- 9:52[SPEAKER_01]: There's still beauty to get into.
- 9:54[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:56[SPEAKER_08]: That's good, that's good, no, no, no.
- 9:59[SPEAKER_05]: It's about living for what you love.
- 10:02[SPEAKER_05]: And not living a TTR, C.M.
- 10:04[SPEAKER_05]: Define who you are.
- 10:06[SPEAKER_05]: At Ruby is an over medicine to develop adults with ATTR, C.M.
- 10:11[SPEAKER_05]: Live longer, and have two hospitalizations due to heart issues.
- 10:16[SPEAKER_05]: At Ruby helps slow the conquestion of ATTR, C.M.
- 10:20[SPEAKER_05]: It should be if you're pregnant, plant, become pregnant, or are breastfeeding, and about the medications you take.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_05]: The most common side effects for a mile, and included diarrhea and abdominal pain.
- 10:32[SPEAKER_05]: If you have a GTR cardiac, I'm alive, no stress.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_05]: Ask your cardiology.
- 10:38[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, going keep going keep going keep going ask your cardigan.
- 10:41[SPEAKER_02]: That's the best part time to get busy living errrr get busy diary in yeah Get busy diary in it's time to get busy living.
- 10:49[SPEAKER_02]: I get busy diary in yeah Yeah, that's the option in this life.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and I don't know what that is.
- 10:56[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what any of these are Let's do to a trubies We watch RJ Decker.
- 11:02[SPEAKER_02]: We know who the demo is now
- 11:04[SPEAKER_02]: It's 80 rolls and every single commercial was a farm and ad.
- 11:08[SPEAKER_02]: There was no other commercials than big farmer in that for old people's shit.
- 11:13[SPEAKER_02]: And we saw one of my buddies in it, and they had great him up in the commercial previously, Al Thompson.
- 11:20[SPEAKER_02]: They had great him up in the commercial.
- 11:22[SPEAKER_02]: He's not great like that in real life, by the way.
- 11:24[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care.
- 11:27[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, well, at least I was getting paid.
- 11:33[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, apparently the show demographic for that is, is 80 every single ad was a big pharma ad and well, you know, well, Morgan got paid.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_08]: Sure did because I don't know a lot about big pharma from what I understand they do have a lot of money to throw around.
- 11:53[SPEAKER_08]: Can I throw?
- 11:55[SPEAKER_02]: I said the story in the past and I'll tell you right now the top voice that is up for
- 12:04[SPEAKER_02]: Morgan Freeman, he's one, James Earl Jones is two right now, and I heard one of the agents who helped me out that last year for the reign only.
- 12:14[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was up to 500 million and they might have gone to 550.
- 12:18[SPEAKER_02]: So Morgan, if you don't want to say diarrhea, diarrhea, live on television,
- 12:31[SPEAKER_02]: At this point having gone to the book in the final inch, by the way, thank you for everybody in the AI voices that we used in that.
- 12:37[SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if he's just like, dude.
- 12:40[SPEAKER_02]: I want to control where the voice goes and all that stuff.
- 12:43[SPEAKER_02]: But here's the thing.
- 12:44[SPEAKER_02]: If he dies.
- 12:46[SPEAKER_02]: rights go to the state and he's not going to have anything to do with it anyways you want to tell me that everybody else in his fucking family's not going to sell for a half a billion dollars they sure are through the second he's in that grave they'll sign that fucking where's that thing yeah yeah yeah now now you say get busy living and get busy diarrhea I could put him in St. James books and just say it all man what I like right now is a nice blow job and some mashed potatoes
- 13:11[SPEAKER_02]: Right, like I would be the one to ruin it for Morgan and he'd be looking down on us because Morgan's going to have it maybe
- 13:17[SPEAKER_02]: The granddaughter thing.
- 13:18[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 13:19[SPEAKER_02]: Like he did marry a step granddaughter.
- 13:21[SPEAKER_08]: So again, they're not related.
- 13:24[SPEAKER_08]: That's still weird.
- 13:25[SPEAKER_08]: No, Taylor's oldest time in most of the crime shows that I do.
- 13:30[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, yeah.
- 13:32[SPEAKER_02]: But God bless.
- 13:33[SPEAKER_02]: God bless him.
- 13:34[SPEAKER_02]: And RJ Decker is shooting.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_02]: So we're work on it here as we mentioned on Tuesday.
- 13:38[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 13:38[SPEAKER_02]: And Jesse, you knew a dead body character.
- 13:40[SPEAKER_02]: Because there was what we learned.
- 13:42[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, we watched two back to back.
- 13:44[SPEAKER_02]: We don't want to watch one.
- 13:47[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
- 13:47[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that.
- 13:48[SPEAKER_08]: Um, but it's like one.
- 13:51[SPEAKER_08]: Just one.
- 13:52[SPEAKER_02]: So they solved that crime.
- 13:53[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, heavily featured.
- 13:54[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
- 13:55[SPEAKER_08]: It's not like a bunch lying around.
- 13:57[SPEAKER_02]: No, just one and then.
- 13:59[SPEAKER_08]: And you're the star of the show is how I feel.
- 14:01[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 14:01[SPEAKER_08]: Now the whole show is about you.
- 14:03[SPEAKER_02]: Did if I if I was submitted for casting for that, I'd get on that in two seconds, too.
- 14:07[SPEAKER_02]: Two fucking seconds on that goddamn show.
- 14:09[SPEAKER_08]: If you were submitted what?
- 14:10[SPEAKER_02]: Casting ones for that.
- 14:12[SPEAKER_02]: Remember the background?
- 14:13[SPEAKER_02]: Because they're called local hires.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you're saying if you were submitted, yeah, I'd be speaking over your dead body.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_02]: I think.
- 14:22[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 14:23[SPEAKER_02]: I would be the first guy in the scene to be like, RJ.
- 14:26[SPEAKER_02]: Go here.
- 14:27[SPEAKER_08]: It's interesting.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_02]: And then it would be your body and RJ.
- 14:33[SPEAKER_02]: You might have a piss on her after you get out of here and take some pictures and we get on that.
- 14:37[SPEAKER_02]: This on the body and then I'll zip it up, okay?
- 14:39[SPEAKER_08]: We get on it.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Jamie's got the connections, so it's what I'm going to send.
- 14:44[SPEAKER_02]: Headshot, red land.
- 14:46[SPEAKER_08]: All I really have is just our clip of us talking about it.
- 14:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 14:49[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 14:50[SPEAKER_08]: It's all like you really do.
- 14:51[SPEAKER_02]: I think Luke can take someone green screen and we still have the green screen in the new studio next week.
- 14:54[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
- 14:55[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
- 14:56[SPEAKER_02]: Boom.
- 14:57[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
- 14:58[SPEAKER_02]: What a beautiful little face there.
- 15:00[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 15:00[SPEAKER_02]: A little bit of a langel you are.
- 15:02[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 15:03[SPEAKER_02]: Look.
- 15:03[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 15:04[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 15:05[SPEAKER_08]: Doctor maybe I should do a bunch of different ones like a resident development like doctor.
- 15:11[SPEAKER_08]: And then like lawyer one and you know, there's like the four like different things baseball player.
- 15:16[SPEAKER_02]: I'd say what can I do.
- 15:17[SPEAKER_08]: The four different things that you could like do.
- 15:19[SPEAKER_08]: I should just do it as a joke.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_02]: Let me get a photo of you right now and I'm today.
- 15:25[SPEAKER_08]: Only submitting for dead body.
- 15:27[SPEAKER_08]: So it's like joke headshot.
- 15:29[SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.
- 15:30[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to take a picture of you right now doing those.
- 15:33[SPEAKER_02]: And then I will post them on Instagram later.
- 15:36[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 15:36[SPEAKER_02]: All right, you ready?
- 15:38[SPEAKER_02]: Give me your first pose.
- 15:39[SPEAKER_02]: What's this one?
- 15:41[SPEAKER_02]: What is that?
- 15:41[SPEAKER_02]: What do you call them?
- 15:43[SPEAKER_08]: This would just be like.
- 15:46[SPEAKER_02]: Thinking around.
- 15:47[SPEAKER_02]: Is that the thinker?
- 15:48[SPEAKER_02]: Is that soccer cheese?
- 15:51[SPEAKER_02]: Go.
- 15:52[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there you go, boom, right there.
- 15:54[SPEAKER_02]: You're kind of frustrated or a nice serious lawyer.
- 15:58[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, or nurse maybe and given a diagnosis and and give me the one on your.
- 16:04[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 16:04[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, pound around there.
- 16:05[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
- 16:06[SPEAKER_02]: Love it.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_02]: Love it.
- 16:08[SPEAKER_08]: And then like a fun one.
- 16:09[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you want a fun flirting one?
- 16:10[SPEAKER_08]: Like a like a.
- 16:12[SPEAKER_02]: Show me.
- 16:14[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
- 16:16[SPEAKER_02]: And then I'm going to do turtles.
- 16:18[SPEAKER_08]: And then I'm going to do dead hatching.
- 16:21[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe my headshots should just do this.
- 16:23[SPEAKER_02]: You ready?
- 16:24[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 16:25[SPEAKER_02]: More choice camera.
- 16:25[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:27[SPEAKER_02]: And that's a picture app on Jesse Wiseman everybody.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
- 16:32[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
- 16:35[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:36[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:36[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:36[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:37[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:37[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:47[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm sorry about in New York, whoops.
- 16:50[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, whoops, they're easy, but, um, same place, uh, Stephen Colbert is off the air.
- 16:55[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, okay.
- 16:56[SPEAKER_02]: Here's what I want to talk about this is, it is not.
- 16:59[SPEAKER_02]: And I want to make this clear to the audience.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_02]: Like, um, it is not.
- 17:03[SPEAKER_02]: Just Stephen Colbert, they are ending the late show forever forever, so he happened to be the last host and possibly the one that drove it into the ground.
- 17:17[SPEAKER_02]: He is the one that drove it into the ground.
- 17:18[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 17:18[SPEAKER_08]: So we're celebrating him ruining an entire, I mean, you know,
- 17:25[SPEAKER_08]: I've never seen anything like an institution really for all of us, our parents going back even farther than that.
- 17:31[SPEAKER_02]: I used to watch Letterman with my dad, mud the dead one and every summer late at nights, we would watch Letterman and Conan, that was our two favorites, right?
- 17:43[SPEAKER_02]: And to this deck, like not Letterman so much anymore, but Conan for sure, I still love
- 17:54[SPEAKER_02]: Bakker on up and go down the road.
- 17:55[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, he should have left like Carson in my opinion.
- 17:59[SPEAKER_02]: This would have got like this is the Netflix ship where him rolling around and he's now like 80 pounds, huge beard.
- 18:08[SPEAKER_02]: For no reason, like he doesn't have cancer or anything.
- 18:10[SPEAKER_08]: No, but he's just kind of like, this is me not caring, you know?
- 18:13[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's like a, okay, cool.
- 18:14[SPEAKER_02]: But then why should I care about your show if you don't care about yourself?
- 18:17[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we watch everyone, but I don't, you do.
- 18:21[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
- 18:22[SPEAKER_02]: shit because it only puts out one here now yeah which is fucking odd to me but uh yeah I don't remember the last one I saw to be honest with you either way um you got to go out the Carson route that's one two the destruction of this late night show
- 18:38[SPEAKER_02]: is completely attributed to politics.
- 18:40[SPEAKER_02]: And that's it.
- 18:41[SPEAKER_02]: That was never ever a political job for the last fucking 50 years, even before that.
- 18:47[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go back before Carson Jack Parr.
- 18:50[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go to Ed Sullivan.
- 18:51[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go to fucking black and white TV.
- 18:54[SPEAKER_02]: None of it was ever this political.
- 18:55[SPEAKER_02]: Now was there a couple political jokes sprinkled in about the president here and there?
- 18:59[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 19:02[SPEAKER_02]: Very few and far
- 19:06[SPEAKER_02]: Fucking mean nasty like hey fuck you and all this other shit cuz I don't know if you've watched that show recently I popped it on the other nights They're saying fuck now and then just bleeping it out which was never a thing right that was never really trying towards the Well, it was John Stewart who was on there saying fuck and you were just like not that cuz he didn't give a shit right He's on comedy central and I think the only word you can't say on comedy central is fuck at that time zone You can say shit damn
- 19:34[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah, vagina, yeah, all of it but also we can't say fuck sure and then they believe it out on the on the daily show But it's on comedy central That's what they're doing now for the late show and Guess who was on last night's because tonight's the last night last night is everybody speculating who's the final guest is gonna be on the late show
- 19:59[SPEAKER_02]: It's a big decision.
- 20:00[SPEAKER_02]: Now, for Colbert, I hope he makes a decision that will live forever, not a selfish one, but not a prayer.
- 20:10[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 20:10[SPEAKER_02]: And when I say we'll live forever, it should be somebody iconic over the years who's been on the late show, who actually was part of the real late show and not this fucking current iteration of,
- 20:21[SPEAKER_02]: political bullshit like because otherwise you're just the podcast at that point and what Stephen Colbert does to me is a podcast on live TV right right about politics and by the way he's going to make millions on doing a podcast later so he's fine do you don't you don't need to cry for Stephen Colbert you should have trump on if you know what he should do it's what he got uh what he should do is immediately sign a deal with uh comedy central
- 20:46[SPEAKER_02]: Pick up the other shifts and then John Stewart split that gig that is always been a political show right then you can split that gig and do whatever the fuck you want over there and then the ratings
- 20:57[SPEAKER_02]: how many essentials in the basement?
- 20:58[SPEAKER_02]: It will rise at least a little bit over there.
- 21:00[SPEAKER_02]: So, and your B-Fries working across town can maybe pick off some of the same crew and all that other shit, but I hope it's one, that was a favorite over the years of the late show, but I don't know if those guys are still around.
- 21:13[SPEAKER_02]: Like, because I watched it so much with my dad growing up, Super Dave Osborne.
- 21:21[SPEAKER_02]: We love, he was on all the time on Letterman,
- 21:25[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, his little buddy, the bald one, uh, who is Larry Elman or whatever, and, uh, he used to show up and do all the bits for David Letterman and all that shit, and he's dead.
- 21:34[SPEAKER_02]: Um, all the old people who made that show what it is today are pretty much gone.
- 21:41[SPEAKER_02]: I think if Jew Brerick very more got up and jumped on the desk and flash them, they not be fun.
- 21:46[SPEAKER_08]: That'd be fun.
- 21:47[SPEAKER_08]: That'd be iconic.
- 21:47[SPEAKER_02]: That was, that was one of the iconic, uh, late show moments if walking Phoenix.
- 21:52[SPEAKER_02]: came on the show, but it's gone underneath the desk as his character.
- 21:56[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was fun.
- 21:58[SPEAKER_08]: Wasn't he wasn't that the lawler situation, too?
- 22:02[SPEAKER_02]: A lawler.
- 22:03[SPEAKER_02]: The rest of the list.
- 22:05[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but any confidence.
- 22:07[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 22:07[SPEAKER_08]: So that was you could do it with Jim Carrey.
- 22:10[SPEAKER_02]: be great.
- 22:11[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, and who would love to go back into that character with a contrary, that would be a great suggestion.
- 22:17[SPEAKER_02]: No, but I think he's just going to do Obama.
- 22:21[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, Jesse, about that decision.
- 22:24[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's very politicized and you're going out on the thing that killed your show.
- 22:29[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe he's have you on as Obama.
- 22:32[SPEAKER_02]: Well, look, I learned it for us now.
- 22:34[SPEAKER_02]: It's okay.
- 22:35[SPEAKER_02]: It's not as good as it's Jordan Peels for Christ's Expo.
- 22:38[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, that's the one reason I learned it was for that fucking gig.
- 22:41[SPEAKER_02]: Um, but I think you should throw it back to something man like of what it used to be, at least selfishly I would hope that because there is nothing else.
- 22:51[SPEAKER_02]: Well, besides the NBA game.
- 22:53[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, which could be over at that point, it could be right the lot of them gone over time, but, uh, it could be over to that point.
- 22:59[SPEAKER_02]: Um, but people could be tuning in and saying, all right.
- 23:02[SPEAKER_02]: Let's give him a shot.
- 23:04[SPEAKER_02]: I have a feeling, though.
- 23:05[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to go out with a fuck you Donald Trump.
- 23:07[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
- 23:08[SPEAKER_02]: So last night was a work in man.
- 23:12[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, spray.
- 23:13[SPEAKER_02]: Springsteen showed up.
- 23:14[SPEAKER_08]: Then it has to be Obama tonight.
- 23:16[SPEAKER_02]: So he said, fuck you Donald Trump and Larry Ellison, who is the new owner of Paramount Plus CBS.
- 23:28[SPEAKER_02]: OK.
- 23:28[SPEAKER_02]: So Larry Ellison is a Trump supporter, however,
- 23:32[SPEAKER_02]: Larry Ellison and his son, then David Ellison saved that studio.
- 23:36[SPEAKER_02]: They are pumping out more movies and theaters than humanly possible right now and you know those Hollywood is They should really take a strong consideration if that deal with it gone through with Netflix You would have lost all those theatrical movies instead you had a company come in there and say we're gonna double the output We're gonna put 20 movies and theaters every year because it's it's successful right now
- 23:56[SPEAKER_02]: be kissing their ass to be honest with you, but they're too fucking stupid to do that.
- 24:00[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 24:01[SPEAKER_02]: So you think it's Obama?
- 24:01[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 24:02[SPEAKER_02]: There are a lot of guesses.
- 24:03[SPEAKER_02]: George Clooney was on that list.
- 24:05[SPEAKER_02]: They were guessing it's Clooney, because he'll get political with him.
- 24:08[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously.
- 24:09[SPEAKER_08]: Would they do Clooney and Obama?
- 24:14[SPEAKER_02]: 100%.
- 24:14[SPEAKER_08]: They should do Britney Spears.
- 24:16[SPEAKER_02]: Well, she just got out.
- 24:17[SPEAKER_02]: We'll talk about her in a second.
- 24:18[SPEAKER_02]: But, uh, uh, I, yes.
- 24:21[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but cleaning would go second.
- 24:23[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 24:23[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 24:23[SPEAKER_02]: They've been fucking be fries forever and, and, and, and financing campaigns and a lot of the shits, uh, I hope it doesn't end like that, but I think it will.
- 24:32[SPEAKER_02]: Sadly, I, if I, if I, if I was a lot of bed on this tonight in my bookie, I bet on a bottle, I really would.
- 24:39[SPEAKER_02]: But I think they did some form of sit-down interview together earlier on, so,
- 24:44[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I've seen pieces of that, but yeah, I know we'll bring a staff on stage for sure.
- 24:50[SPEAKER_02]: That's awesome.
- 24:51[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.
- 24:52[SPEAKER_02]: Because you brought them over, I believe, from Comedy Central.
- 24:55[SPEAKER_02]: So they were going together, not just on CBS, but Comedy Central.
- 24:58[SPEAKER_02]: So you're looking at a 13, 14 year relationship with that.
- 25:03[SPEAKER_02]: But looking back on it, him and Kimmel have destroyed their own
- 25:09[SPEAKER_02]: art form.
- 25:10[SPEAKER_02]: And they had the other night, the night before they had all the late night host on there.
- 25:15[SPEAKER_02]: So they had Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.
- 25:23[SPEAKER_02]: I'm missing one more I forget who it is.
- 25:25[SPEAKER_02]: Because I don't care.
- 25:25[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't watch this show.
- 25:26[SPEAKER_02]: It's really
- 25:28[SPEAKER_02]: Um, now with that, you know, they were talking about what's going to happen with the jobs and Trump and everything else.
- 25:32[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, look, no one, but you guys and low ratings cost your jobs like you're losing 48 million a year for the studio.
- 25:40[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, man.
- 25:41[SPEAKER_02]: That's just not a thing that's going to continue to happen.
- 25:43[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, what nobody's talking about is the late late show.
- 25:48[SPEAKER_02]: that Craig Ferguson used to host that so that the fat one over and uh yeah car pull karaoke his show is canceled year ago like year and a half ago for poor ratings and it was losing the studio money so like um oh they gave it to that check afterward.
- 26:03[SPEAKER_02]: Excuse me.
- 26:03[SPEAKER_08]: Oh right.
- 26:04[SPEAKER_02]: Remember that?
- 26:04[SPEAKER_02]: God what a fucking disaster that was.
- 26:07[SPEAKER_08]: Why
- 26:08[SPEAKER_08]: Why go out with low ratings when you can go out as a martyr?
- 26:13[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I think is going to happen.
- 26:14[SPEAKER_08]: You need to go out as a martyr, but that is what's happening.
- 26:17[SPEAKER_08]: And he's taking that opportunity, probably knowing full well.
- 26:21[SPEAKER_08]: But why not?
- 26:23[SPEAKER_02]: Did you see Sebastian stand the other day?
- 26:25[SPEAKER_02]: Can he give a speech about it?
- 26:27[SPEAKER_02]: And he said, you know, they were asking him, uh, I guess he was a member of the jury for can.
- 26:32[SPEAKER_08]: Sebastian stands.
- 26:33[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 26:34[SPEAKER_02]: The guy from the Marvel movies and shit.
- 26:36[SPEAKER_02]: He was really great as Tommy Lee and Pam and Tommy Lee.
- 26:38[SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, great.
- 26:40[SPEAKER_02]: And he played Trump.
- 26:41[SPEAKER_02]: And so they were asking, hey, you played Trump in that movie that nobody saw, and I still don't know where to find it.
- 26:46[SPEAKER_02]: And they were like, what are your thoughts on Trump?
- 26:49[SPEAKER_02]: And he goes, it really isn't a laughing matter.
- 26:52[SPEAKER_02]: And America's in serious trouble, and he's canceling people.
- 26:56[SPEAKER_02]: Freedom of speech, like, copair and Kimmel.
- 26:59[SPEAKER_02]: And you're just like, fuck off, dude.
- 27:02[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
- 27:03[SPEAKER_02]: If you want to play that clip, thank you, Luke.
- 27:05[SPEAKER_02]: Look at you.
- 27:06[SPEAKER_02]: Luke's fucking picking up, it wasn't.
- 27:08[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you can't stand or play the game.
- 27:11[SPEAKER_00]: I think we'll really, really bad place.
- 27:14[SPEAKER_00]: I really dare.
- 27:16[SPEAKER_00]: And to be honest with you, it's like, it's okay.
- 27:20[SPEAKER_00]: When you're looking at what's happened, right, which is, if we're talking.
- 27:24[SPEAKER_00]: the consolidation of the media, censorship, the threats, the deposits, lawsuits that seemingly never end, but don't actually go into your training, you know, the writing was on the wall, being counted all that with the movie, you know, to the point where we were three days before the festival, unsure if the movie was going to play it the festival.
- 27:46[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, it's
- 27:50[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe people are paying attention more to that film.
- 27:53[SPEAKER_00]: I think it will stand a test of time for that, but we went through all of it, right before Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert and so on, you know.
- 28:00[SPEAKER_00]: So, what she wasn't like that.
- 28:06[SPEAKER_02]: Now, here's the, here's the hilarious part of this.
- 28:08[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, base host was on yesterday on CNBC and it did like a half hour interview.
- 28:14[SPEAKER_02]: One of the questions that surprisingly was asked about the success of Amazon and everything else was his business decisions.
- 28:20[SPEAKER_02]: And he goes, hey, let me talk to you about the Melani documentary.
- 28:22[SPEAKER_02]: And it goes,
- 28:24[SPEAKER_02]: You guys made a killing off that was the highest grossing fucking doc.
- 28:28[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, there was of a person and, uh, and they were like congratulations and he goes, well, whoever's running the movie department made that decision and yeah, like that's what we want it's profits.
- 28:37[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, profits.
- 28:38[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we want it's profits and that's all he said and he goes, that's the job of everything.
- 28:42[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 28:42[SPEAKER_02]: Including us profits.
- 28:44[SPEAKER_08]: That's what it means that it's, you can stay on here.
- 28:46[SPEAKER_08]: The thing you guys want though, too.
- 28:49[SPEAKER_02]: And you can stay on here.
- 28:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 28:51[SPEAKER_02]: And the content's got to be great and all that of the shit or make something that people want to see and or pay for.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_02]: And that is the bottom line with all of the shit.
- 29:00[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't really, like, by him going on there and then feeding into this narrative and Ben Stiller and all these guys, you're like, man,
- 29:09[SPEAKER_02]: I know, like Sebastian Stan, I knew him back in the day, like he's my inch and fucking pretty much.
- 29:15[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you're up for the same shit and you're like, you don't fucking think about any of this.
- 29:21[SPEAKER_02]: God damn shit ever do it.
- 29:22[SPEAKER_08]: He couldn't even say consolidation.
- 29:24[SPEAKER_02]: No, couldn't do it.
- 29:26[SPEAKER_02]: Neither can I because we're fucking dumb actors.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 29:29[SPEAKER_02]: And you know what the gig is, dude.
- 29:31[SPEAKER_02]: You know going in if this movie makes some a bunch of money.
- 29:35[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to have a bunch of money and I'm going to have a bunch of more jobs after this like
- 29:40[SPEAKER_02]: That's all that this is, same with podcasting.
- 29:43[SPEAKER_02]: We've had to cut some of our favorite podcasts.
- 29:45[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go back to icebreakers.
- 29:46[SPEAKER_02]: That was one of my favorites with Adam and Adam Ray and Shuffle Dumb.
- 29:49[SPEAKER_02]: I put both of those guys together.
- 29:50[SPEAKER_02]: And as before, Adam Ray became Adam Ray.
- 29:53[SPEAKER_02]: And I love both of those guys.
- 29:55[SPEAKER_02]: It did not do well enough that we could justify paying for it anymore.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_02]: And it sucked.
- 30:00[SPEAKER_02]: And I sat with both of them in a room and I go, hey guys, sorry, we have to fucking cut this and I was like, the ratings aren't good.
- 30:06[SPEAKER_02]: And you know,
- 30:08[SPEAKER_02]: Shets.
- 30:08[SPEAKER_02]: It sucks.
- 30:09[SPEAKER_02]: That's happened with a bunch of shows.
- 30:10[SPEAKER_02]: One of your shows.
- 30:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
- 30:13[SPEAKER_02]: Like, drink a burlets.
- 30:14[SPEAKER_02]: Hey dude, you lose an advertiser just to whatever, and it wasn't your fault.
- 30:18[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 30:19[SPEAKER_02]: I'd have been the other ones, but whatever.
- 30:22[SPEAKER_08]: Um, no, it's just hard to hear two gals.
- 30:24[SPEAKER_08]: That's another day.
- 30:25[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, two gals.
- 30:26[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, I don't think so, but whatever.
- 30:28[SPEAKER_08]: One gal, fine, a guy in a gal, whatever, but two gals, voices only.
- 30:34[SPEAKER_02]: Two gals.
- 30:35[SPEAKER_08]: we were just we were dead in the water.
- 30:38[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's when she got divorced.
- 30:39[SPEAKER_02]: That's what that's what changed there.
- 30:41[SPEAKER_02]: So we're taking all the dicks.
- 30:43[SPEAKER_02]: But whatever man, every show has their own downfall for the certain reasons and
- 30:48[SPEAKER_02]: it is what it is like, but to draw this out that he's a martyr or Kimmel's a martyr or anything else, the shitty thing to me was like, they put Fallon on the couch first and that first share because he was the buffers on of like, oh, yeah, Jimmy is the in the first share in the rest of you guys are in the on the couch, right?
- 31:07[SPEAKER_02]: This is the guy who's not like political and still does fun sketches and all the other shit.
- 31:11[SPEAKER_02]: That's what the late show used to be or it's called the tonight's show in his network.
- 31:16[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, but some
- 31:18[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it used to be, and I'm looking at the four of them on there, and I'm like, this is just found, man.
- 31:25[SPEAKER_02]: Like, found the only one doing this format the way it's supposed to be done.
- 31:27[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 31:28[SPEAKER_02]: So tonight's, it's weird, man, and I'm actually, I was watching some footage this morning, like, and I'm actually kind of pissed off about it, because,
- 31:36[SPEAKER_02]: It was a safety net at the end of the night where you're like, all right, it comes out on at 1130 right after your local news is over.
- 31:42[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 31:43[SPEAKER_02]: 48 people have died, everybody's got AIDS and gas prices through the roof.
- 31:46[SPEAKER_02]: Now let's go to Jimmy's family and then it's, you know.
- 31:49[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 31:50[SPEAKER_02]: He wakes up in the morning.
- 31:52[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to date me as a question of whatever it is.
- 31:54[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, okay, cool, man.
- 31:55[SPEAKER_08]: Sure, and escape.
- 31:56[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 31:57[SPEAKER_08]: And escape.
- 31:58[SPEAKER_02]: It's all it was.
- 31:58[SPEAKER_02]: That's all that show was ever meant to be.
- 32:00[SPEAKER_08]: There's no escaping anymore.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_02]: Well, podcast.
- 32:04[SPEAKER_02]: Podcasts.
- 32:05[SPEAKER_08]: You can't even ever get a chance film festival.
- 32:08[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 32:09[SPEAKER_02]: You can't.
- 32:10[SPEAKER_08]: Talk about an escape.
- 32:11[SPEAKER_08]: They're not even here.
- 32:12[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 32:13[SPEAKER_02]: That's not in our country.
- 32:14[SPEAKER_08]: All they're doing is just standing ovation for everything, right?
- 32:17[SPEAKER_08]: Partying.
- 32:18[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 32:19[SPEAKER_08]: Like what?
- 32:20[SPEAKER_02]: All right, some of the, this, whatever tall boy, the steel reserve is got my eye here.
- 32:24[SPEAKER_08]: Steel reserve?
- 32:25[SPEAKER_02]: I think so.
- 32:26[SPEAKER_02]: Who knows, dude?
- 32:27[SPEAKER_02]: I went, I went with the people out in the street today.
- 32:29[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
- 32:29[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to go with us the people.
- 32:31[SPEAKER_02]: You want to get shot either right before my model day weekend, but, uh, whatever.
- 32:36[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, it can, so let's get into can.
- 32:39[SPEAKER_02]: I've been there.
- 32:40[SPEAKER_02]: I had a movie there.
- 32:41[SPEAKER_02]: I had a movie there, play it's the midnight madness section of it's, it is the richest film festival in the fucking world to get over there, just the flight over before gas prices.
- 32:57[SPEAKER_02]: This was, I went in 2011, that flight was a grant.
- 33:01[SPEAKER_02]: It grants just to get there for Christ's sex, let alone your stay, you're on the nicest beaches in the world, you're eating the best food in the world, you're drinking the best wine in the world.
- 33:10[SPEAKER_08]: It is the most beautiful in the best cigarettes in the world, and everybody's smoking.
- 33:15[SPEAKER_02]: Jessie, you know, it is your town.
- 33:17[SPEAKER_08]: Of course, it's why I've never spent time.
- 33:19[SPEAKER_02]: They were the first ones to do.
- 33:20[SPEAKER_08]: You've never taken me.
- 33:21[SPEAKER_02]: The French?
- 33:21[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
- 33:22[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I still would, by the way.
- 33:24[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want to go.
- 33:24[SPEAKER_08]: I would like to.
- 33:25[SPEAKER_02]: You would.
- 33:26[SPEAKER_08]: If I need to go to one place, I've picked a different place.
- 33:28[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
- 33:29[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 33:29[SPEAKER_02]: OK.
- 33:30[SPEAKER_02]: But it's also, it was the first place where you went to a restaurant and the waitresses had, it was on their belt.
- 33:39[SPEAKER_02]: And it was the checkout machine with it.
- 33:41[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
- 33:42[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, whoa, I will see you.
- 33:43[SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen that.
- 33:44[SPEAKER_02]: It's 2011.
- 33:45[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, what?
- 33:47[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, he's seeing him as soon as he's a chick.
- 33:49[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hmm.
- 33:50[SPEAKER_08]: Every other, um, every other country had that kind of dialed in.
- 33:55[SPEAKER_02]: Before we did?
- 33:56[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 33:57[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know, so I went there.
- 33:58[SPEAKER_08]: Even when I was like in Mexico, I had it.
- 34:00[SPEAKER_02]: Crazy, right?
- 34:01[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 34:02[SPEAKER_02]: Um, but that's the richest place I've ever been in my life.
- 34:05[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not kidding.
- 34:06[SPEAKER_02]: And so for you to sit there on stage,
- 34:09[SPEAKER_02]: When I'm sitting at a fucking audition room and everybody's poor and all that other shit is laughable right now to me, laughable.
- 34:17[SPEAKER_02]: And because he's got that Marvel money now, and let's face it, that's what did it for him.
- 34:21[SPEAKER_02]: It's not Pamela and Tommy Lee.
- 34:23[SPEAKER_02]: It's a good paycheck, but the Marvel money is what really fucking did it for him.
- 34:27[SPEAKER_02]: Now you can go on stage and say whatever the fuck you want because it doesn't matter if you work again, because you're rich, but also,
- 34:36[SPEAKER_02]: All of Hollywood is left.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_02]: So it's not like he's offending anybody out there for Christ's six.
- 34:41[SPEAKER_08]: No, the real, I mean, the real controversial thing would be to say anything different.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_08]: Here's what, otherwise you're just kind of like, even if you see, like, even in that clip, he's got like a beige, like,
- 34:57[SPEAKER_08]: little colored button up like he coat totally shave no hair very galactica right can't get any hair anywhere sell a little beard it a little beard to him but it was like always a shame everything was short on all of that is you know so he's very much like I am falling in line I have my beige coat I you know his outfit they said was three thousand five hundred dollars
- 35:20[SPEAKER_08]: It's one of those things that when you you see the person you hear the question you could I could have probably word for word said that and like I know like I know what's going to happen here when they come up on anyone in the red carpet.
- 35:37[SPEAKER_08]: Of his like level even in Ethan Hawk when the might goes in the face I can tell you word for word this country is hurting right now.
- 35:47[SPEAKER_08]: And you know, he actually went weirdly, Ethan Hawke, he went weirdly the other way and said free speech, you know what I mean like people he said we're afraid to say anything you're afraid
- 36:03[SPEAKER_08]: What are you afraid he's super left.
- 36:05[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 36:05[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 36:05[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 36:06[SPEAKER_08]: So we shouldn't be afraid.
- 36:06[SPEAKER_08]: Well, what is he afraid of he's fine.
- 36:09[SPEAKER_08]: He's fine.
- 36:10[SPEAKER_08]: So who is he talking about?
- 36:11[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 36:12[SPEAKER_08]: But what, it's just the playbook.
- 36:15[SPEAKER_08]: They're trying to use the Trump playbook because they're trying to.
- 36:20[SPEAKER_08]: win, right?
- 36:21[SPEAKER_08]: And they've, they've all behind the scenes, the Oz curtain going like, okay, so we need to be the victims.
- 36:29[SPEAKER_08]: We need to be the ones that are silence because we've been silencing people for so long.
- 36:32[SPEAKER_08]: Like we need to, that really, really worked for them to be like the underdog, not being able to talk, like canceled,
- 36:41[SPEAKER_08]: So we need to be that person now.
- 36:43[SPEAKER_08]: How do we do that?
- 36:44[SPEAKER_08]: Well, who's got low rating?
- 36:46[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
- 36:47[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's caught them.
- 36:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
- 36:49[SPEAKER_08]: Let's have, you know, let's pretend that we can't say anything.
- 36:53[SPEAKER_08]: Like let's pretend that we're like being persecuted.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_02]: Right, right.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_02]: and the like people are after us and you're like, dude, nobody's after you know, you can check my YouTube numbers, oh, Brace, uh, we can cut off for years on that goddamn channel.
- 37:03[SPEAKER_02]: So, uh, it is what it is.
- 37:04[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 37:04[SPEAKER_02]: Now, the, the, the other thought that I had that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
- 37:18[SPEAKER_02]: Oh wait, is it Stan Sebastian or Sebastian Stan?
- 37:20[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
- 37:20[SPEAKER_08]: Sebastian Stan Stan.
- 37:22[SPEAKER_02]: Whenever you have two first names, it's like, bro, let's figure it out.
- 37:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 37:27[SPEAKER_02]: But let's say your fan of his and you're on the right.
- 37:30[SPEAKER_02]: And you watch this bullshit and you're like, go, man, I can't see him in the fucking Marvel movie anymore.
- 37:35[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I can't.
- 37:37[SPEAKER_02]: And by the way, I went back to some of my old interviews to check what I said and like, oh, the 08 to 012 era.
- 37:44[SPEAKER_02]: And somebody on the right card would ask me when Obama got elected, no wait, and we're like, how do you feel, you know, about to President Obama, first black president, whatever it was in an interview and I just said.
- 37:55[SPEAKER_02]: I'm an American, I root for whoever the president of the United States, that's it, and that was, that was the end of the question.
- 38:01[SPEAKER_02]: That's how it used to be.
- 38:02[SPEAKER_02]: Now, Jesus Christ, man, it's a salilla queen for whatever the fuck it is, and it's right, but also you're alienating half your audience no matter what you do by saying, whoever it is.
- 38:15[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 38:15[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to venture to say that like on the right people are not as they're not really like that.
- 38:23[SPEAKER_08]: They're like, is it a good movie?
- 38:24[SPEAKER_08]: I would say I would say the other side is more like, you know, they're the ones that are going to X you out of the friend group.
- 38:33[SPEAKER_08]: They're the ones that are like, you know, any other descending opinion.
- 38:36[SPEAKER_08]: So,
- 38:37[SPEAKER_08]: I would venture to say it's probably, it doesn't matter what you say, as far as like alienating the right, because if it's a good movie and we want to go, we're gonna go.
- 38:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, go.
- 38:49[SPEAKER_02]: So let's take me for example, and I'll put myself in that position when I saw one battle after another.
- 38:54[SPEAKER_02]: I know what Sean Penn does.
- 38:55[SPEAKER_02]: I know Sean Penn was in a movie.
- 38:57[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, cool man, I can separate the art from the artists.
- 39:00[SPEAKER_08]: And you're talking about smoking?
- 39:01[SPEAKER_08]: No.
- 39:02[SPEAKER_02]: Now, just his hatred for everyone.
- 39:05[SPEAKER_08]: I only know him as a smoker, but go ahead.
- 39:07[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's fine.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_02]: But I was able to walk into that movie and say, remember when I came home, the first word I said to you, and he was like, how's the movie?
- 39:15[SPEAKER_02]: And I go, Sean Penn is going to win a Oscar.
- 39:18[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 39:18[SPEAKER_02]: And I go, he's fucking great.
- 39:20[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 39:20[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 39:21[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
- 39:22[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever regardless, whatever, anything of them politically, I didn't give a shit, paid the money, went and saw a great movie, and he won the goddamn Oscar.
- 39:29[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 39:29[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly as I said.
- 39:32[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I, in other words, people that didn't like it, it was a huge hit.
- 39:35[SPEAKER_02]: So, sorry.
- 39:36[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 39:36[SPEAKER_02]: That's, again, going match the top of the shell.
- 39:39[SPEAKER_02]: You cannot like something, and you can hate it, and it can make a lot of fucking money.
- 39:42[SPEAKER_02]: Speaking of which, that fucking Star Wars movies coming out this weekend.
- 39:46[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 39:47[SPEAKER_02]: Are you into that Luke?
- 39:49[SPEAKER_02]: And you know, I have to ask you because your name.
- 39:51[SPEAKER_02]: And I am your father, and I'm sure you hate it.
- 39:53[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I like Star Wars, but, um, yeah, most of the reasons stuff I don't really like.
- 39:58[SPEAKER_03]: I like to am go out there.
- 39:59[SPEAKER_02]: Great, so I'll tell the audience that since you don't have your mind yet, next week you'll have it, but he said, I like the older stuff, don't like the newer stuff.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_02]: That seems to be a common theme with most of Star Wars fans that I hear from here.
- 40:12[SPEAKER_02]: The reviews on this are horrific and they're coming from variety.
- 40:18[SPEAKER_02]: Like, varieties usually on your side where it's sizzling.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what are we going to do here?
- 40:23[SPEAKER_02]: And they they said about this movie.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_02]: You're now in danger of ruining this entire fucking franchise.
- 40:29[SPEAKER_02]: It's about baby Yoda.
- 40:31[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the whole thing.
- 40:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 40:33[SPEAKER_02]: What's the?
- 40:34[SPEAKER_02]: Is that the name of baby Yoda is Grogo?
- 40:36[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not doing that channel.
- 40:37[SPEAKER_02]: I don't.
- 40:37[SPEAKER_02]: I'm Jamie.
- 40:38[SPEAKER_08]: Jamie.
- 40:39[SPEAKER_08]: Grogo.
- 40:40[SPEAKER_08]: Jamie Grogo.
- 40:43[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever the fucking voice is there.
- 40:45[SPEAKER_02]: That's off the cuff kids today.
- 40:47[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, probably as part of that seal reserve I'm drinking too But they sat down with Pedro Pascal who Jesus Christ that guy's insufferable absolutely fucking insufferable at this point.
- 41:00[SPEAKER_02]: Right and he's either gonna off himself I really believe this.
- 41:05[SPEAKER_02]: He's either gonna off himself or
- 41:08[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody's gonna come out with some negative shit of him grabbing somebody.
- 41:13[SPEAKER_02]: We've been close.
- 41:14[SPEAKER_02]: We're in real fucking close on these stories with him.
- 41:17[SPEAKER_02]: And there was a fight on set of a Marvel movie.
- 41:20[SPEAKER_02]: That was allegedly between him and R.D.
- 41:21[SPEAKER_02]: J. and he pissed off Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. told him to go fuck himself and I guess went back to the heads of the studio and said, get him the fuck out of here because you're paying me $30 million a movie for the next 10 movies.
- 41:34[SPEAKER_02]: So what do you wanna do?
- 41:39[SPEAKER_02]: total room for any lawyer out there.
- 41:40[SPEAKER_02]: I believe it.
- 41:43[SPEAKER_02]: uh... i believe the story to be honest with you and uh... you know he goes on entertainment tonight he's the lead in this movie uh... and they're asking them about the baby Yoda shit and everything else and he's talking about father figures and on this and i'm like oh my god dude we're talking about a CGI Yoda a baby Yoda here like what are we doing bro right what are we doing the NBA fight are the conference finals are on right now i've popped it up for you and i go hey look at this there's a fucking green screen logo of the god damn movie on the court
- 42:13[SPEAKER_02]: Let's say you're in that game, right, average NBA players, careers five years, you're lucky to play in the conference finals to go to the championship, right?
- 42:21[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
- 42:21[SPEAKER_02]: What are you going to do?
- 42:22[SPEAKER_02]: Look back at that footage, show your grandkids in 10 years.
- 42:25[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I am scoring 28 points in this game.
- 42:29[SPEAKER_02]: Also, there's Baby Yoda on the floor, the entire fucking thing.
- 42:33[SPEAKER_02]: Sweet.
- 42:34[SPEAKER_02]: What was that life like dad?
- 42:36[SPEAKER_02]: Man, it was a strange time, man.
- 42:37[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, they just put baby out on the floor for all four quarters of the conference championship.
- 42:42[SPEAKER_08]: Was it a green screen down there?
- 42:43[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 42:44[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 42:44[SPEAKER_08]: So it was basically it.
- 42:45[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, no, the, the audience seen it.
- 42:49[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 42:49[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 42:50[SPEAKER_08]: The players don't see it.
- 42:51[SPEAKER_02]: They don't see it.
- 42:51[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 42:52[SPEAKER_02]: But they're going to go back and watch it and, you know, there's all the clips, everything on social media is off of the TV screen.
- 42:59[SPEAKER_02]: That was the deal they signed.
- 43:01[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 43:01[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to allow you to use clips.
- 43:03[SPEAKER_02]: They have to have the advertising in it.
- 43:05[SPEAKER_02]: So, okay.
- 43:06[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if this is a what am I going to tell my kids moment, but I hear you.
- 43:10[SPEAKER_02]: Not for me, but like baby.
- 43:13[SPEAKER_02]: I hear you.
- 43:13[SPEAKER_02]: The baby Yoda shit and all that other stuff like.
- 43:18[SPEAKER_02]: If the reviews are that bad and then you're plugged in yourself into positions like if I'm in marketing, I don't make that decision, I like I do not say hey plaster this on the floor of the NBA conference finals, that is something I do not want to fucking see as a fan.
- 43:33[SPEAKER_02]: What's so ever dude and it would only piss me off and it piss me off.
- 43:37[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care what what the fucking logo would be shit if they ask fucking hardy of self sort of be on the goddamn logo on the floor I'd say no like nobody wants to see
- 43:48[SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't risk it.
- 43:49[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not kidding.
- 43:49[SPEAKER_08]: But listen, I'm not never.
- 43:51[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, I'm not that rich.
- 43:53[SPEAKER_02]: That's a, that price tag.
- 43:55[SPEAKER_02]: I told you the other night was probably $15 to $18 million for the whole game.
- 43:59[SPEAKER_08]: Listen, we could, we could, our minds can be changed.
- 44:02[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
- 44:03[SPEAKER_08]: No.
- 44:03[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, very, stop.
- 44:06[SPEAKER_02]: If they were, if they were giving the 15, 18 million, not that's what I mean.
- 44:10[SPEAKER_02]: They're not giving that.
- 44:11[SPEAKER_02]: They're paying.
- 44:11[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're paying.
- 44:12[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to pay for that.
- 44:14[SPEAKER_02]: To get on the floor.
- 44:15[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
- 44:15[SPEAKER_02]: So the NBA is not paying for that.
- 44:16[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_02]: That we would have to.
- 44:18[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
- 44:18[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_02]: Got you.
- 44:20[SPEAKER_01]: Fucking prayer, dude.
- 44:20[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if it, I don't know if it pushes the needle moves the needle at all.
- 44:25[SPEAKER_02]: It's jarring to watch a full game with green screen on the floor like that.
- 44:29[SPEAKER_02]: Baseball's been doing it for years because there's a backstop.
- 44:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 44:32[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like,
- 44:33[SPEAKER_02]: All right, great, man.
- 44:34[SPEAKER_02]: There was ads on there anyways as a kid.
- 44:36[SPEAKER_02]: They were just printed on the phone cushions or whatever was on the backstop now.
- 44:40[SPEAKER_02]: They're just green screen in doesn't really fucking bother me that much.
- 44:43[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
- 44:43[SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
- 44:45[SPEAKER_02]: Same as it was growing up this is weird because when a player steps on it on the logo then the green screen goes off and you're like, okay.
- 44:53[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 44:54[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck are we doing here, but yeah, I
- 44:58[SPEAKER_02]: I like John Favreola, he's directing it, is they brought him into kind of safe this franchise, because he kind of saved it on the TV side too.
- 45:05[SPEAKER_02]: And if it doesn't do well.
- 45:09[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how you recover from the baby Yoda movie that kind of killed all this now they paid five billion dollars for the franchise it is already made that money back in twofold So as a studio you're good for Disney congratulations you did it and for George Lucas you know reason he sold the franchise was because there was a huge state tax coming in and it was like hey I loved to beat that that's going to save me $2 billion so let's sell this thing and he got out on top right
- 45:39[SPEAKER_08]: so smart.
- 45:39[SPEAKER_02]: So smart.
- 45:41[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm curious to see how that does this weekend.
- 45:44[SPEAKER_02]: That's the big Memorial Day movie that's coming out and people are getting dick's hard for it.
- 45:50[SPEAKER_02]: So cool.
- 45:52[SPEAKER_02]: You know, the kids want to see if they said anything to you?
- 45:54[SPEAKER_08]: Um, no, they haven't said anything.
- 45:56[SPEAKER_08]: But they'll, I mean, they'll go to anything but we have, we have real life stuff to do.
- 46:01[SPEAKER_08]: So.
- 46:02[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
- 46:03[SPEAKER_02]: Because I, our 12 year old loves to go to movies,
- 46:07[SPEAKER_02]: He always gives me the thumbs up or down, like, gladiator one of the one in the movies with trailers.
- 46:12[SPEAKER_02]: And I want to see that, though.
- 46:13[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, great.
- 46:13[SPEAKER_02]: Cool, ma'am.
- 46:14[SPEAKER_02]: I don't need to thank God.
- 46:15[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 46:16[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to sit there for that fucking bullshit and pretend to fucking care.
- 46:21[SPEAKER_02]: What's he getting in a fucking lightsaber fight?
- 46:23[SPEAKER_02]: Baby Yoda.
- 46:24[SPEAKER_02]: It starts killing people.
- 46:25[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 46:26[SPEAKER_08]: You might think it's funny.
- 46:28[SPEAKER_02]: There's a rape involved, you know?
- 46:30[SPEAKER_02]: What, Jamie?
- 46:31[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying, if there's a little rape.
- 46:35[SPEAKER_08]: What was it?
- 46:35[SPEAKER_08]: One, six, two, three.
- 46:36[SPEAKER_02]: Did already open overseas?
- 46:38[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, projection.
- 46:39[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, overseas is buying $80 million starts.
- 46:43[SPEAKER_02]: That is a $160 million global debut for a movie reporter.
- 46:47[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a hit.
- 46:49[SPEAKER_02]: If these projections are corrupt, massive hit.
- 46:53[SPEAKER_02]: And it doesn't matter if the movie's shitty or not.
- 46:54[SPEAKER_02]: And guess what?
- 46:59[SPEAKER_02]: 165, yeah.
- 47:00[SPEAKER_02]: So, and by the way, that budget is before P&A.
- 47:04[SPEAKER_02]: So, like, let's say P&A is advertising your price 250 million there.
- 47:08[SPEAKER_02]: It'll easily cross that and it doesn't matter.
- 47:10[SPEAKER_02]: Then they'll continue it for sure.
- 47:12[SPEAKER_02]: They'll continue that franchise.
- 47:13[SPEAKER_02]: Then no matter how shitty this movie is.
- 47:15[SPEAKER_02]: If those projections are correct on that screen, the loot you showed.
- 47:19[SPEAKER_02]: You're getting fucking two more Bay the Yoda movies jammed up your butt hole sure Pedro Pascal's going to be grabbing people because he can't Live in the world without holding on to a person.
- 47:30[SPEAKER_02]: You know that story.
- 47:31[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 47:31[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 47:32[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, but I it's mostly ladies and he's Mary apparently What if that was a whole front dude?
- 47:41[SPEAKER_08]: That he who's gay.
- 47:42[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's just like finger blasting his ladies and he's like, I'm gay.
- 47:45[SPEAKER_08]: It could it could be it seems to be we're not sure
- 47:49[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I think and remember that one dude pictures were kind of like what remember One actor looked at him and it was just like the fuck off my wife like we're good right Yeah, he's our whole hands.
- 47:58[SPEAKER_02]: We did that show a long time ago, and I'm like, okay, which way is this going here?
- 48:03[SPEAKER_02]: All I want to say is He's no angel But pretty spears is okay, so that DUI she got pulled over for Just came out.
- 48:14[SPEAKER_02]: They finally released that of what happens and everything else
- 48:18[SPEAKER_02]: I said they would.
- 48:18[SPEAKER_02]: I know they would try to block it and her voice.
- 48:21[SPEAKER_02]: Have you heard her lately?
- 48:22[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
- 48:25[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I do.
- 48:26[SPEAKER_02]: It is getting Chris.
- 48:27[SPEAKER_02]: So she just let she put up a Instagram video.
- 48:31[SPEAKER_02]: Two days ago and again, I follow her because I like I know she's going to die soon.
- 48:36[SPEAKER_02]: And I just want to see this.
- 48:37[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
- 48:37[SPEAKER_02]: It is a whole different human voice coming out of that body now.
- 48:42[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 48:42[SPEAKER_02]: And it is manic and crazy.
- 48:44[SPEAKER_02]: Now don't cheat.
- 48:45[SPEAKER_02]: Don't look.
- 48:48[SPEAKER_02]: What are the drugs she said she was on?
- 48:51[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I know.
- 48:52[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you already do?
- 48:53[SPEAKER_02]: You fucker.
- 48:53[SPEAKER_08]: I, but, I'm not an idiot.
- 48:56[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not an idiot.
- 48:57[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, she said prosack and adder all.
- 49:00[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 49:02[SPEAKER_08]: Profacts vary old school.
- 49:05[SPEAKER_08]: I would have said lexapro, if I was gonna try and, you know, lie.
- 49:10[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 49:11[SPEAKER_08]: What have said lexapro and adder all?
- 49:13[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 49:14[SPEAKER_08]: But that wouldn't make you slur.
- 49:19[SPEAKER_08]: So what are they saying they actually found?
- 49:22[SPEAKER_08]: They don't know yet.
- 49:23[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's what she's saying.
- 49:25[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the difference in it.
- 49:26[SPEAKER_02]: And this is where things get murky, right?
- 49:28[SPEAKER_02]: Because we covered this story a long time ago.
- 49:31[SPEAKER_02]: She blew a zero.
- 49:32[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 49:32[SPEAKER_02]: So this was drugs, what are the drugs?
- 49:36[SPEAKER_02]: You'd know this better than I would.
- 49:37[SPEAKER_02]: What are the drugs that would cause you to slur your words and then be like, hey, you're getting a DUI for this?
- 49:42[SPEAKER_08]: Momous speedball, which is Xanax and Adderall.
- 49:46[SPEAKER_08]: But you've got to hit that perfect sweet spot there.
- 49:50[SPEAKER_08]: And she's not great at hitting sweet spots of drugs.
- 49:55[SPEAKER_08]: So she's probably took too much of the downer and not enough of the upper.
- 50:03[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 50:04[SPEAKER_02]: So.
- 50:05[SPEAKER_02]: All right, and says she's kind of slurring like, yeah, hey, hey, and can't fucking walk and do so.
- 50:12[SPEAKER_08]: I think she's also at the level where you seem fucked up just on your baseline.
- 50:20[SPEAKER_08]: like your baseline amount of medications that you're on, you know like that one aunt, that's just like everyone's got the one aunt that's like, I've got one.
- 50:30[SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah, so much pain and you're just like, yeah, and you might that cornbread for y'all.
- 50:36[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 50:37[SPEAKER_08]: So, but it's just like a baseline of like, for pain and for thing and they're not really doing anything.
- 50:42[SPEAKER_08]: So,
- 50:43[SPEAKER_08]: You know, you get a little fucked up, but you're just an old aunt, so who cares?
- 50:47[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
- 50:48[SPEAKER_08]: So that's sort of I think where she's at with like mood stabilizer, um, adder all, she's prescribed all these different things and then just sort of takes them willy-nilly because she doesn't have a conservator, which is what she had before, putting her on the correct cocktail or taking her to the doctor, getting dosages,
- 51:09[SPEAKER_08]: You know, if you're just on your own with a bunch of medications and a knife,
- 51:15[SPEAKER_08]: your Britney Spears.
- 51:16[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
- 51:16[SPEAKER_08]: Like your Britney Spears?
- 51:17[SPEAKER_02]: She goes too nice.
- 51:18[SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't go just one.
- 51:19[SPEAKER_02]: She's always too.
- 51:20[SPEAKER_02]: She's always dancing with two nice.
- 51:21[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 51:23[SPEAKER_02]: But I run a clean this video.
- 51:26[SPEAKER_02]: The TMZ one right there.
- 51:27[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I'm sorry.
- 51:28[SPEAKER_02]: The Instagram one that I was referring to earlier.
- 51:31[SPEAKER_02]: She was on her way.
- 51:32[SPEAKER_02]: She means crazy.
- 51:33[SPEAKER_02]: Hi, I'm Britney Spears.
- 51:35[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to see a movie.
- 51:37[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm going to, can't wait for slash she's on popcorn.
- 51:39[SPEAKER_02]: Is there anything better in this world than butterfly popcorn?
- 51:42[SPEAKER_02]: And
- 51:45[SPEAKER_08]: Is that what it is?
- 51:46[SPEAKER_08]: I think so, or if it's on her exact Instagram.
- 51:50[SPEAKER_02]: It was on her exact Instagram.
- 51:51[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, maybe she speeds it up.
- 51:54[SPEAKER_02]: uh uh she deleted which one uh it was bad it was bad dude no it was on the it was on the real instagram and uh it was bad so I think she deleted it or one of her people did probably cause it was a bad grid probably because this uh well this is a curated grids what you're looking at now you popped it up on screen here for the for the audience well this is her instagram right yes this is in a bad grid no it's curated now because all the other
- 52:23[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so the crazy videos are gone after the DUI got it.
- 52:26[SPEAKER_02]: So now you're seeing a really great grid here.
- 52:29[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah This is not the grid we were used to Got it we've got a bread pit on the head got to have a bread pit on the grid.
- 52:39[SPEAKER_02]: Is this her grid for real?
- 52:41[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this looks like a fucking magazine.
- 52:43[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's pretty sparse.
- 52:45[SPEAKER_02]: 142 million followers Jesus Christ.
- 52:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so all those bad videos are gone which is hilarious now
- 52:52[SPEAKER_02]: Those were all up there dancing with knives and all that other shit.
- 52:55[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if that's because of this and what she's going to be ordered to do or not do for the DUI I think she went to rehab she did yes okay she's out now right I wasn't a long one maybe that's why she deleted that video she's probably not supposed to be out right but her back when she's not but her back when she's who doesn't love that going to the movies holy shit lady.
- 53:16[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, uh, at her all prosak and limikton.
- 53:20[SPEAKER_02]: Lam McDall, that's a new one for me.
- 53:22[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that one.
- 53:23[SPEAKER_08]: If Morgan Freeman doesn't do it, I don't know it.
- 53:26[SPEAKER_08]: So Lam McDall, mood stabilizer, I guess another form of Xanax, but yeah.
- 53:34[SPEAKER_02]: Is there a taste stabilizer out there on the market?
- 53:36[SPEAKER_08]: No, weirdly like a lot of the heart medication give you a rash on your taint.
- 53:40[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
- 53:40[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know why.
- 53:41[SPEAKER_02]: Is there there's got to be one.
- 53:42[SPEAKER_02]: There's got to bat that again.
- 53:44[SPEAKER_08]: Then there's taint rash.
- 53:47[SPEAKER_02]: That occasion does.
- 53:48[SPEAKER_02]: And then that'll be the next ad of like, hey, you bought this now.
- 53:51[SPEAKER_02]: This next one, your taints will be a rash.
- 53:53[SPEAKER_02]: This is anti-taint rash.
- 53:55[SPEAKER_02]: But it is going to cause restless leg gambling problems.
- 53:58[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 53:58[SPEAKER_02]: And also I'm going to call your grandmother through third of the morning every night.
- 54:01[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
- 54:01[SPEAKER_08]: And not remember and not remember it.
- 54:04[SPEAKER_02]: anything.
- 54:05[SPEAKER_02]: You're not going to remember anything.
- 54:06[SPEAKER_08]: You're going to bake and eat an entire thanksgiving turkey.
- 54:09[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you are.
- 54:10[SPEAKER_08]: Bones and all.
- 54:11[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 54:12[SPEAKER_08]: And you're not going to remember you're just not going to remember.
- 54:14[SPEAKER_08]: You're going to see an empty pan with with jiblets.
- 54:17[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 54:18[SPEAKER_02]: And then you'll be wearing a fucking baby Yoda burlap sack whatever the fuck that you showed her.
- 54:24[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 54:28[SPEAKER_02]: crime corners out today.
- 54:29[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 54:31[SPEAKER_02]: And we're going to get to that.
- 54:33[SPEAKER_02]: I, there's a real crime that's going on right now.
- 54:35[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just curious if you're following it.
- 54:37[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 54:38[SPEAKER_02]: It's this Gabby Gonzalez thing.
- 54:40[SPEAKER_02]: And fucking Jack Avery and Gabby Gonzalez or dad and her boyfriend.
- 54:48[SPEAKER_08]: Now.
- 54:49[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 54:50[SPEAKER_02]: And they wanted proof that Jack Avery was dead.
- 54:51[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the new evidence today.
- 54:53[SPEAKER_02]: And she asked him for the form of a pinky finger.
- 54:58[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 54:58[SPEAKER_02]: The go-to for you on that show is that's what most people ask for.
- 55:02[SPEAKER_08]: Not what most people ask for.
- 55:03[SPEAKER_08]: Um, but she, you know, this is a classic, um, an a crime one time.
- 55:09[SPEAKER_08]: Crime one time.
- 55:10[SPEAKER_08]: And I, and I think I'm going to do it the best, right?
- 55:13[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
- 55:14[SPEAKER_08]: So this was like a custody battle, uh, the dad got involved.
- 55:19[SPEAKER_08]: And I guess was going
- 55:27[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 55:28[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 55:28[SPEAKER_02]: Go on.
- 55:29[SPEAKER_08]: So the problem with when you ask someone, you know, to murder someone else, it has to go so far that the person almost gets killed in order to prove that the person really really wanted this to happen.
- 55:48[SPEAKER_08]: Like you need to send her a fake pinky and have her be like,
- 55:52[SPEAKER_08]: Great.
- 55:53[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I wanted.
- 55:54[SPEAKER_08]: I'll give you your money.
- 55:55[SPEAKER_08]: Money has to be exchanged.
- 55:56[SPEAKER_08]: And then that's when the hand cuff goes on.
- 55:58[SPEAKER_08]: You can't just say it.
- 56:00[SPEAKER_08]: You can't just plan it.
- 56:01[SPEAKER_08]: You can't just like kind of ask somebody because then you could always be like, I was just mad like I was joking.
- 56:06[SPEAKER_08]: I was just mad.
- 56:07[SPEAKER_08]: It was a custody thing.
- 56:08[SPEAKER_08]: Like I'm not actually going to do it.
- 56:10[SPEAKER_08]: So there has to be.
- 56:12[SPEAKER_08]: That's why there's always like an FBI guy in the car, you know, pretending to be the the hitman.
- 56:18[SPEAKER_08]: And he has to actually get her to like give him money.
- 56:21[SPEAKER_08]: Um, they've gone so far as far as like FBI investigations of this.
- 56:26[SPEAKER_08]: They've gone so far as to like, tell, tell the person that they're actually dead.
- 56:32[SPEAKER_08]: Like, remember that one girl that she drove up from the gym and they told them, you know, her boyfriend dead inside and she's like freaking out, freaking out.
- 56:44[SPEAKER_08]: They've gone so far as to like stage people in a ditch with like fake Hollywood blood on them.
- 56:50[SPEAKER_08]: Take a picture and be like, is this what you wanted?
- 56:53[SPEAKER_08]: It's done and the person has to be like, yes, great love it.
- 56:57[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know what I mean?
- 56:57[SPEAKER_08]: They have to get that much evidence in order to prosecute.
- 57:03[SPEAKER_08]: So if she's in jail, they must have gotten.
- 57:06[SPEAKER_02]: I use that in a St. James movie once, that exact scenario of sending a picture and it's so ridiculous and over the top.
- 57:12[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 57:13[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody, you know, oh, they're fucking dead.
- 57:15[SPEAKER_02]: Here's me shooting them and you're like, all right.
- 57:18[SPEAKER_08]: It's like, yeah, I make a part of this.
- 57:20[SPEAKER_08]: We don't know how good they are.
- 57:22[SPEAKER_08]: It's sort of like, spray some blood on it.
- 57:24[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
- 57:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 57:27[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, I, it's a strange.
- 57:29[SPEAKER_02]: It's an ongoing story.
- 57:31[SPEAKER_02]: She's guilty, right?
- 57:34[SPEAKER_08]: Um, yeah, it's just what, what proof, like I said, you have to go, you have to go so far as like money being exchanged, the person like calling and being like, it's dead or you good with that is this what you wanted and you have to be like, man, why do you keep asking me if this is what I wanted, uh, you couldn't possibly be an FBI.
- 57:54[SPEAKER_08]: Look, you know, so
- 58:03[SPEAKER_02]: that was presented today.
- 58:04[SPEAKER_02]: She wanted they wanted a pinky.
- 58:06[SPEAKER_02]: Um, okay.
- 58:07[SPEAKER_08]: So she was asking for a pinky now.
- 58:09[SPEAKER_08]: Did she get a picture of the pinky was on the exchange?
- 58:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 58:12[SPEAKER_02]: Don't know.
- 58:12[SPEAKER_02]: It's going on right now.
- 58:14[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's a fun one though.
- 58:16[SPEAKER_08]: It's a fun one.
- 58:17[SPEAKER_08]: It's just a father and daughter bonding.
- 58:21[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, really bonding with that be hiring a hitman together to kill your husbands ride or baby Downing or whatever fucking guy has gotta be great.
- 58:31[SPEAKER_08]: It would be great wouldn't it?
- 58:32[SPEAKER_02]: Would you down do it for him?
- 58:34[SPEAKER_08]: No, he's pretty chill.
- 58:37[SPEAKER_02]: I think I can convince mine
- 58:39[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, I think birdie's slower now.
- 58:44[SPEAKER_02]: Birdie.
- 58:44[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, do you know what I mean?
- 58:45[SPEAKER_02]: Like that's what that's where we're all right now.
- 58:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 58:48[SPEAKER_02]: My daughter said she was wrong.
- 58:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she could convince me for sure.
- 58:51[SPEAKER_02]: Really.
- 58:51[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
- 58:52[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
- 58:52[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.
- 58:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 58:53[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I obviously go to see you for notes before I did that.
- 58:58[SPEAKER_02]: But you have to get your blessing and then.
- 59:02[SPEAKER_02]: Please start closing in and obviously I got to mark myself because I'm not going to jail for the rest of my life.
- 59:07[SPEAKER_02]: We played on drinking bros earlier.
- 59:09[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody got this woman got busted and that's Somalia fraud thing in Minnesota.
- 59:13[SPEAKER_02]: They just dated 15 fucking people.
- 59:15[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, it's a quick update.
- 59:16[SPEAKER_02]: If you watch the last show, she's just Christ.
- 59:18[SPEAKER_02]: She got 41 and a half years in prison.
- 59:22[SPEAKER_02]: It's a white woman.
- 59:23[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
- 59:23[SPEAKER_02]: Who helped the Somalians?
- 59:25[SPEAKER_02]: And she's, what?
- 59:27[SPEAKER_02]: What do we say Luke?
- 59:28[SPEAKER_02]: She's 45?
- 59:31[SPEAKER_02]: I'm in a so-to-four.
- 59:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 59:32[SPEAKER_02]: So she looked old.
- 59:34[SPEAKER_02]: She was in a so-to-four to five.
- 59:35[SPEAKER_02]: At that point, you're killing yourself, right?
- 59:38[SPEAKER_02]: You're not going to jail for the rest of your life.
- 59:39[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, no, no, no.
- 59:40[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 59:40[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're out of there.
- 59:41[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
- 59:42[SPEAKER_02]: You were out of there.
- 59:43[SPEAKER_02]: And that all makes sense to me, and yeah, I would be out of there as well.
- 59:50[SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to ask you something that you're locked into the podcast world more than I am.
- 59:54[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 59:54[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're on one right now, aren't you?
- 59:56[SPEAKER_02]: Are you looking at crime corner?
- 59:57[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it was just looking.
- 59:58[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's fine.
- 59:59[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, for the description later, you little fucker because you can never remember.
- 1:00:02[SPEAKER_08]: I listen, we at this point, I've been in a couple different states.
- 1:00:06[SPEAKER_08]: I've been in a couple different studios.
- 1:00:08[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, Lord, what?
- 1:00:09[SPEAKER_02]: Walk me through this, um, flagrant two, Andrew Schultz.
- 1:00:13[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:00:15[SPEAKER_02]: He lost his co-hosts.
- 1:00:17[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, what do you mean lost him not on the show anymore they can't find him and he's dead No, he's got a great Santa career.
- 1:00:24[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
- 1:00:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah very funny or a little in the friend over there It was on the car's a gosh.
- 1:00:28[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:00:28[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it's gone.
- 1:00:29[SPEAKER_02]: What happened with that?
- 1:00:31[SPEAKER_08]: It sounds like he's gonna lean into Stand up.
- 1:00:37[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay, right.
- 1:00:39[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 1:00:40[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody There was an advertiser that had hit me up behind the scenes and said hey, you know what you do this thing and whatever and it's on so
- 1:00:47[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we say like he's on someone's show or whatever blah blah blah.
- 1:00:49[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, yeah, like if I like it.
- 1:00:51[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, if I think the audience will like, yeah, if not, no, sorry, like we just don't do that here.
- 1:00:57[SPEAKER_02]: And and they were like, oh, it's on someone's to show.
- 1:00:59[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh shit, my buddies on that and he was, oh, he's not on the show anymore.
- 1:01:03[SPEAKER_02]: I was like,
- 1:01:04[SPEAKER_02]: what I don't get to listen to shows because you're doing right you're taking care of the kids and housework and all that other stuff you were a die hard day one podcast home you were the one that convinced me to do all the shit and and everything else so like all the credit goes to you on this right um that's they said it was a very different different reason and I don't know I don't know what that is um they could have been moving apart uh politically or just
- 1:01:32[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it's the same thing like with Proettes.
- 1:01:34[SPEAKER_08]: Like, okay.
- 1:01:36[SPEAKER_08]: Um, one is like family man, I guess.
- 1:01:39[SPEAKER_08]: The other is wanting to lean into.
- 1:01:40[SPEAKER_08]: But that was a chance.
- 1:01:41[SPEAKER_02]: To person showed to me, I know they've got, you know, and friends on their birthday.
- 1:01:45[SPEAKER_08]: They were like, had, they had so many people on.
- 1:01:51[SPEAKER_02]: It's like five, like five voices.
- 1:01:53[SPEAKER_08]: So, I think maybe, you know, it just...
- 1:01:57[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the only reason I ask this.
- 1:01:58[SPEAKER_02]: He's showing up in a lot of movies lately, and he shows.
- 1:02:01[SPEAKER_02]: And he's got cast another one today.
- 1:02:04[SPEAKER_02]: It's the Gavin O'Connor pick who I helped edit one of his movies back in the day guys An asshole.
- 1:02:14[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just gonna say that, but uh, I don't give a fuck.
- 1:02:16[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like I'm doing movies But um with that
- 1:02:20[SPEAKER_02]: Those pictures take a lot out of you.
- 1:02:23[SPEAKER_02]: It'll be a fucking long drawn out goddamn thing, right?
- 1:02:28[SPEAKER_02]: And it'll take you away from your podcast.
- 1:02:30[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe the reason is he wants to do more movies.
- 1:02:33[SPEAKER_02]: Shit, I don't know.
- 1:02:34[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, maybe they, but I mean, yeah.
- 1:02:37[SPEAKER_08]: They've been doing it.
- 1:02:38[SPEAKER_08]: I did enjoy the show.
- 1:02:39[SPEAKER_08]: I was shocked to hear it today.
- 1:02:40[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they have been doing it for a very long time.
- 1:02:44[SPEAKER_08]: Same with like two bears.
- 1:02:46[SPEAKER_08]: It's like life.
- 1:02:48[SPEAKER_08]: podcast are like bands right like you have to get people that are down to make no money in a garage rehearsed for like ever and then finally make some money stay real even though you have money stay in it stay on the you know the same schedule and then you know it have other higher people to do stuff because it's not you anymore editing the thing
- 1:03:19[SPEAKER_02]: You know, levels out and there's just so many new podcasts every two seconds that it's like you get, but none of them lasts that this one, if you started back in the day for sure you're still going strong right and here's what all say in regards to this, let's say this is true, right?
- 1:03:38[SPEAKER_02]: The grass isn't always greener on the other side.
- 1:03:40[SPEAKER_02]: And doing movies and shit, like, it doesn't pay what it used to.
- 1:03:44[SPEAKER_02]: That's one, two.
- 1:03:46[SPEAKER_02]: Why would you alienate the fan base that made you famous in the first place?
- 1:03:49[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I realize I'm coming from the exact opposite position where shit.
- 1:03:54[SPEAKER_02]: I did movies, like in 8,000 movies forever, right?
- 1:03:57[SPEAKER_02]: And for me to switch to podcasting, like,
- 1:04:01[SPEAKER_02]: I've said this numerous times on both shows, it would have to be Captain America or something like that, right, where it's just a life changing amount of money where you're like, fuck it, I'm going to do this right and I would tell the audience and hold a
- 1:04:18[SPEAKER_02]: A press conference on the show and say, look guys, so give me 300 million the same one with what they're paying RDG I'm not doing right right right right because there is no guarantee going back to what we said earlier Whether whether these movies do well or not right you were risking all your shit just to to do these little parts here and there and like Man, I wouldn't fucking do it
- 1:04:39[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, so when I see that, I just, I, I want to reiterate to the audience, I'm not going back to do this shit.
- 1:04:45[SPEAKER_02]: Like, no.
- 1:04:46[SPEAKER_02]: Not a phone.
- 1:04:46[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 1:04:46[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 1:04:47[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:04:47[SPEAKER_08]: So apparently he was, he's just on tour.
- 1:04:49[SPEAKER_02]: He's in, he's going to leave the show.
- 1:04:52[SPEAKER_08]: No.
- 1:04:52[SPEAKER_08]: Apparently he's just on tour.
- 1:04:53[SPEAKER_08]: He just got back.
- 1:04:55[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:04:56[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, well, maybe he's back out on tour.
- 1:04:59[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 1:05:00[SPEAKER_08]: Apparently it's not anything crazier than that, but.
- 1:05:07[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, people are saying it's that someone knew this wife.
- 1:05:09[SPEAKER_02]: I heard that too, it was something on that.
- 1:05:11[SPEAKER_02]: It was a bit of the show.
- 1:05:11[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, definitely.
- 1:05:12[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:05:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:05:14[SPEAKER_07]: Um, this is a clip that's pretending to pop in my pussy and living my best life in these white boy frat houses.
- 1:05:22[SPEAKER_07]: I'm in pussy.
- 1:05:23[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just get some definitely.
- 1:05:25[SPEAKER_07]: I actually thought it was just like dancing, getting dressed up.
- 1:05:29[SPEAKER_07]: And that was my mistake.
- 1:05:32[SPEAKER_04]: Guys, what do you think pop and pussy is?
- 1:05:39[SPEAKER_04]: And I had a roster of guys that I would rotate through a picture that you said there was a rotation of guys a roster roster Yeah, what is a roster then?
- 1:05:47[SPEAKER_07]: What do you mean you got to understand how you ever heard of the repress Catholic school girl?
- 1:05:52[SPEAKER_04]: Press Indian girl
- 1:05:56[SPEAKER_07]: And so when I got to college, I'm like, oh my god, I've had a dress, however, and I can do whatever I want.
- 1:06:03[SPEAKER_04]: You have a roster of broccoli.
- 1:06:04[SPEAKER_04]: What does a roster mean?
- 1:06:06[SPEAKER_07]: It didn't actually translate to a roster.
- 1:06:08[SPEAKER_07]: It just meant like two guys I was talking to and flirting with at the same time.
- 1:06:12[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
- 1:06:12[SPEAKER_07]: That's all.
- 1:06:13[SPEAKER_04]: And when you say hooking up, I think people think you're wearing hooking up.
- 1:06:16[SPEAKER_07]: I just meant making it again.
- 1:06:18[SPEAKER_04]: We hilarious to come in here and find out you had a huge roster.
- 1:06:21[SPEAKER_04]: We're flying about to get out of here.
- 1:06:23[SPEAKER_04]: I was hoping for you would have been hard-breaking for you.
- 1:06:25[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:26[SPEAKER_04]: But as your whole life to share your rigidity with the girl, I think through it to some frowns.
- 1:06:31[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he did.
- 1:06:32[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, why do you?
- 1:06:33[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god.
- 1:06:34[SPEAKER_01]: I'm fucking white guy.
- 1:06:36[SPEAKER_04]: Guys, guys, those are not fun for everybody.
- 1:06:38[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks to your golden and hard.
- 1:06:44[SPEAKER_08]: So It's always a joke on the show that they just roast him about his wife like constantly and who Luke's credits make this is what I heard right But if you listen to the show this is like the ongoing bit The wife I understand this ongoing bit but to have the wife on who I've never seen I've never seen before like I'd heard the story
- 1:07:10[SPEAKER_02]: But I didn't see that clip.
- 1:07:13[SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't be amped about it.
- 1:07:15[SPEAKER_02]: You said you had a roster full of dudes, it'd be pretty pissed off and all that other shit.
- 1:07:18[SPEAKER_02]: So.
- 1:07:19[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 1:07:20[SPEAKER_08]: I just thought this was a bit.
- 1:07:22[SPEAKER_02]: I did too.
- 1:07:23[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what I heard.
- 1:07:24[SPEAKER_08]: I think it would like always talk about it.
- 1:07:26[SPEAKER_08]: Like we're just going to make her famous basically.
- 1:07:30[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:07:31[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently it might not have been a bit.
- 1:07:34[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I don't know, but, and maybe I'm speaking out of school or if you're just saying he's on tour, maybe this came from an advertiser that I shouldn't be saying, but hey, fuck.
- 1:07:45[SPEAKER_08]: He was on tour, I guess, now, you know, I heard he's not on the show.
- 1:07:50[SPEAKER_02]: I was according to one of the advertisers that hit me up and I was like, oh, okay.
- 1:07:54[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, that's surprising.
- 1:07:55[SPEAKER_02]: Because I was just trying to reference something and, you know, hey, we're having a fun conversation, you know, that was so and so.
- 1:08:01[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever, so yeah, dude.
- 1:08:03[SPEAKER_02]: No, but I've never seen that clip before, so yeah.
- 1:08:07[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there it is.
- 1:08:07[SPEAKER_02]: Look at Luke, dude.
- 1:08:09[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, he's on it today.
- 1:08:10[SPEAKER_02]: Blamo.
- 1:08:11[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
- 1:08:12[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.
- 1:08:13[SPEAKER_02]: Blamo.
- 1:08:14[SPEAKER_02]: Look at us there.
- 1:08:17[SPEAKER_02]: Look at it.
- 1:08:17[SPEAKER_02]: I think I just come back in the fucking water.
- 1:08:18[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but it's like, that's what I'm saying, like about the band thing.
- 1:08:22[SPEAKER_08]: And then you just sort of, you know, shit happens, you guys do solo albums, you come back together.
- 1:08:29[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I don't know.
- 1:08:32[SPEAKER_02]: Now, one prediction, I made that I want to talk about that just happened here live, is I said this is going to happen years ago in this fucking show, I said it, dude.
- 1:08:42[SPEAKER_02]: It was in regards to Coachella and all of those shit, Spotify just unveiled reserve concert tickets for premium subscribers so that way you can watch the fucking show, dude, wherever you're at, I think it's a fucking genius move.
- 1:08:56[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I love this.
- 1:08:57[SPEAKER_02]: So Coachella's already on YouTube already.
- 1:08:59[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:00[SPEAKER_02]: Um, by the way, uh, Boneru, uh, Lala Palusa and somebody else just signed with who.
- 1:09:07[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, and then another, Siri signed with Disney, which I didn't know Disney was doing like, Orated shit, but apparently they are.
- 1:09:16[SPEAKER_02]: And so, uh, you know, because if you get a fucking artist on there,
- 1:09:21[SPEAKER_02]: to go back to that clip.
- 1:09:22[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
- 1:09:22[SPEAKER_02]: That's a little throwback there.
- 1:09:24[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're on Disney channel.
- 1:09:25[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, whoa, my kids should be watching this.
- 1:09:28[SPEAKER_02]: This is what I said was going to happen.
- 1:09:29[SPEAKER_02]: Another problem with it is, people are canceling concerts left and right because of ticket sales.
- 1:09:37[SPEAKER_02]: And Post Malone is one of those with a jelly roll right now that that big ass fucking concert tour.
- 1:09:42[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was the official name of it.
- 1:09:44[SPEAKER_02]: They've already canceled half the dates because it wasn't selling well and all that other shit.
- 1:09:47[SPEAKER_02]: Now he's saying the album is not done yet.
- 1:09:50[SPEAKER_02]: And that's why I'm pushing it and pushing the tornadoes and cancels.
- 1:09:54[SPEAKER_08]: It's called blue dot fever.
- 1:09:56[SPEAKER_08]: They get like sick when they see like too many blue dots in the.
- 1:10:01[SPEAKER_02]: Is that real?
- 1:10:02[SPEAKER_08]: I've heard it.
- 1:10:03[SPEAKER_02]: That's the greatest phrase that I've heard of my life.
- 1:10:06[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just like need to take a break.
- 1:10:08[SPEAKER_08]: I'm like not feeling good, you know.
- 1:10:10[SPEAKER_02]: blue dot fever mode.
- 1:10:12[SPEAKER_02]: I really love that phrase.
- 1:10:13[SPEAKER_08]: With something or something comes up in your family that you need to deal with or yeah, that makes sense.
- 1:10:20[SPEAKER_02]: That's really fucking clever, but if you're looking at this and you're saying yourself, OK, there's not a lot of musicians that I would pay for, especially in times like these that are going on right now, right?
- 1:10:35[SPEAKER_02]: People are canceling.
- 1:10:36[SPEAKER_02]: How do you still see concerts and all that other
- 1:10:39[SPEAKER_02]: Great, do it on Spotify.
- 1:10:41[SPEAKER_02]: You and I, okay, this is a embarrassing story, but you and I got locked in to fucking Rod Stewart on ABC.
- 1:10:47[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my gosh, yeah, a video of his residency.
- 1:10:51[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's Christ.
- 1:10:52[SPEAKER_02]: They were showing it.
- 1:10:53[SPEAKER_02]: It was just from Vegas and stuff and on and it was Rod Stewart and when Maggie May came on, both of us.
- 1:11:01[SPEAKER_02]: tears the fucking mandolin I don't know if I cried, you were definitely crying, yeah, me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
- 1:11:25[SPEAKER_02]: But it's the same thing we may say on the show for years, what's like for their age, rolling stones, for their age, the Eagles, for their age, you have to fucking Eagles or dead.
- 1:11:33[SPEAKER_02]: Who are you going to buy?
- 1:11:35[SPEAKER_02]: I was looking at Wilmington, for example, and who's coming, because there's a amphitheater here, who's coming this summer, what's the hottest ticket?
- 1:11:41[SPEAKER_02]: What's the most expensive ticket Wilmington North Carolina?
- 1:11:44[SPEAKER_02]: It's Ella Langley.
- 1:11:46[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:11:46[SPEAKER_02]: The country musicians just don't fucking fire right now just want the ACA artists year to the other night.
- 1:11:51[SPEAKER_02]: It's rightfully self.
- 1:11:52[SPEAKER_02]: She's great.
- 1:11:53[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 1:11:54[SPEAKER_02]: Big fan.
- 1:11:55[SPEAKER_02]: But lawn tickets are going for 478 for that concert for the lawn.
- 1:12:02[SPEAKER_08]: At Greenfield?
- 1:12:03[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 1:12:03[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I know it.
- 1:12:04[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 1:12:04[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 1:12:05[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:12:05[SPEAKER_02]: Four, 78.
- 1:12:07[SPEAKER_08]: That place is very expensive.
- 1:12:08[SPEAKER_08]: Anyways, just because
- 1:12:13[SPEAKER_02]: the wall.
- 1:12:14[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:12:15[SPEAKER_02]: That's a lot.
- 1:12:16[SPEAKER_02]: You're not.
- 1:12:16[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have a seat.
- 1:12:17[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:12:18[SPEAKER_02]: You're in the wall.
- 1:12:19[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
- 1:12:20[SPEAKER_02]: You know, somebody's fucking cut and turds up there with a basket of cheese and mustard and in your just having the lawn with it with these fucking
- 1:12:29[SPEAKER_02]: As it now is a kid, when you're in college, but whatever, right, it's cool, man, we're in the lawn.
- 1:12:33[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
- 1:12:33[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck you, dude, I'm taking mushrooms and then the lawn.
- 1:12:35[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:12:35[SPEAKER_02]: I'm drinking out of a fucking bag in the lawn.
- 1:12:38[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 1:12:38[SPEAKER_02]: Right, the lawn's awesome, right?
- 1:12:40[SPEAKER_02]: It's not this age where you're like, cool, man.
- 1:12:42[SPEAKER_02]: So what are you talking about this seats or what you reckon?
- 1:12:45[SPEAKER_02]: 650?
- 1:12:46[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely not.
- 1:12:47[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:12:47[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely not, but this,
- 1:12:50[SPEAKER_02]: It's called Spotify Reserved and so yeah, you're going to be able to watch concerts maybe that is the new future where it's like hey dude watch your favorite artist live on stage and then pay
- 1:13:01[SPEAKER_02]: 15 bucks, 20 bucks, whatever it is, and you can watch it.
- 1:13:04[SPEAKER_08]: Well, how is that help them the artists still going on tour?
- 1:13:09[SPEAKER_02]: So it doesn't or it's still playing the show.
- 1:13:12[SPEAKER_08]: Why are they, they're not going to play the show just for Spotify?
- 1:13:15[SPEAKER_08]: I still need to.
- 1:13:15[SPEAKER_08]: Think they will.
- 1:13:16[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like, you take Austin City limits.
- 1:13:19[SPEAKER_02]: That is one of the longest running shows on PBS of all time.
- 1:13:22[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's a little bit smaller than you, but.
- 1:13:23[SPEAKER_08]: Correct.
- 1:13:24[SPEAKER_02]: And then you make it intimate where it's like you hire some extras or, you know, you give out tickets to locals or whatever it is to make it look.
- 1:13:31[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hey, a hundred special people got here and there's like a handicap kid in the front row of the helmet on Throwing all over himself and you're just like, oh my gosh, you're gonna come out give me a good tar pick.
- 1:13:40[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I can't hold because my I can't I don't have you to my upper body.
- 1:13:43[SPEAKER_01]: Right, but I am out.
- 1:13:44[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and And Whatever, right, I think there's a A great idea Um, so yeah, dude, they're gonna be doing shit like this and you know, yeah, all right
- 1:14:01[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I said this would happen like five or six years ago and every day that I was retarded.
- 1:14:07[SPEAKER_02]: Not retarded.
- 1:14:08[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:14:08[SPEAKER_08]: Well.
- 1:14:09[SPEAKER_02]: Not.
- 1:14:10[SPEAKER_02]: Like full.
- 1:14:10[SPEAKER_08]: You're right on this one.
- 1:14:11[SPEAKER_08]: I'm on the coast.
- 1:14:12[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on the coast.
- 1:14:13[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm on the coast.
- 1:14:15[SPEAKER_08]: I know, but let's not go so far as to say that you're not retarded.
- 1:14:19[SPEAKER_02]: I'm on the.
- 1:14:19[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, that's crazy to say.
- 1:14:20[SPEAKER_02]: I think what is it?
- 1:14:21[SPEAKER_02]: What do we say yesterday?
- 1:14:22[SPEAKER_02]: 99 was that at Q level or no, 69?
- 1:14:26[SPEAKER_02]: I'm probably 71.
- 1:14:27[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like 2 points ahead of retarded.
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you got it, man.
- 1:14:31[SPEAKER_02]: You got it.
- 1:14:32[SPEAKER_08]: It's gonna be a fun thing.
- 1:14:34[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:14:34[SPEAKER_02]: Full house, you got it, dude.
- 1:14:36[SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit, lady.
- 1:14:37[SPEAKER_08]: All right, Luke, this is gonna work out.
- 1:14:39[SPEAKER_02]: Come on, dude.
- 1:14:40[SPEAKER_02]: You got it, dude.
- 1:14:41[SPEAKER_08]: I knew you got it, dude.
- 1:14:42[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, the thumbs up.
- 1:14:44[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 1:14:45[SPEAKER_02]: Holy, yeah.
- 1:14:45[SPEAKER_02]: And then he said six, seven, seven, seven.
- 1:14:47[SPEAKER_02]: Of course, yeah, yep, yep.
- 1:14:48[SPEAKER_02]: Of course.
- 1:14:50[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, dude, what a weird time it is.
- 1:14:54[SPEAKER_02]: What a fucking weird time it is.
- 1:14:55[SPEAKER_02]: Because who are you going to see?
- 1:14:57[SPEAKER_02]: Who else is it on your roster right now?
- 1:14:59[SPEAKER_02]: Um, she would be on there for sure.
- 1:15:01[SPEAKER_02]: If that concert wasn't a thousand dollars.
- 1:15:03[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:15:03[SPEAKER_02]: I'd go see your life for sure.
- 1:15:04[SPEAKER_08]: I think I was looking at band of horses that greenfield and then.
- 1:15:10[SPEAKER_02]: So that's great.
- 1:15:10[SPEAKER_02]: But is that our generation where it's like nobody's what what would it take a price is for that.
- 1:15:15[SPEAKER_02]: I'll get a drink of roast tickets that kind of look at it for band of horses.
- 1:15:17[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:15:19[SPEAKER_08]: I greenfield.
- 1:15:19[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's like All general admission.
- 1:15:23[SPEAKER_08]: So maybe 180.
- 1:15:27[SPEAKER_02]: who won 80 for bandahorses, huh?
- 1:15:29[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, dude, it's a fucking sick show.
- 1:15:31[SPEAKER_02]: I know, I've seen them.
- 1:15:32[SPEAKER_02]: You would have seen them together, actually.
- 1:15:34[SPEAKER_02]: Coachella, years and years ago, and it was fucking awesome.
- 1:15:37[SPEAKER_08]: But at Greenfield, the thing is like you're paying for that venue, too.
- 1:15:41[SPEAKER_08]: The other thing I actually do need to get tickets for right now is the sublime cover band.
- 1:15:46[SPEAKER_08]: Nope, with the red, not chili peppers opening.
- 1:15:53[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
- 1:15:54[SPEAKER_08]: The red not chili peppers.
- 1:15:56[SPEAKER_08]: And then the sublime cover band and we are actually going because we have plans.
- 1:16:01[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
- 1:16:01[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
- 1:16:02[SPEAKER_02]: That's awesome.
- 1:16:03[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 1:16:03[SPEAKER_02]: I can actually do his voice and would do it get up there.
- 1:16:06[SPEAKER_02]: Is that are they coming here?
- 1:16:07[SPEAKER_02]: Are you sure there was a woman to wear.
- 1:16:09[SPEAKER_02]: Santa horses.
- 1:16:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Ben horses.
- 1:16:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, greenfield lake amphitheater.
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- 1:16:39[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's not it.
- 1:16:40[SPEAKER_02]: What is diners forginger?
- 1:16:42[SPEAKER_02]: God, you're singing.
- 1:16:43[SPEAKER_08]: No, you're singing crash test dummies.
- 1:16:45[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, what is diners forginger?
- 1:16:47[SPEAKER_08]: It's not anything you know.
- 1:16:48[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
- 1:16:50[SPEAKER_02]: I know diners forginger.
- 1:16:51[SPEAKER_02]: I know the band and all.
- 1:16:52[SPEAKER_08]: OK. All right.
- 1:16:53[SPEAKER_02]: Go to the ticket prices for this.
- 1:16:57[SPEAKER_02]: dinosaur junior in band of horses come on now.
- 1:17:00[SPEAKER_02]: Are you fucking fist fuck me.
- 1:17:01[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think you know what the price junior band of horses.
- 1:17:07[SPEAKER_08]: It's all general attention.
- 1:17:08[SPEAKER_08]: And then there's like kind of like these upper almost like VIP, but like these.
- 1:17:13[SPEAKER_08]: You almost said upper deckers.
- 1:17:15[SPEAKER_08]: They should all be just click it out.
- 1:17:18[SPEAKER_08]: 107 a ticket.
- 1:17:22[SPEAKER_02]: That's not
- 1:17:23[SPEAKER_02]: awful, where's that at?
- 1:17:24[SPEAKER_02]: Just gen pop?
- 1:17:26[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:17:27[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that I do.
- 1:17:28[SPEAKER_02]: 100 bucks.
- 1:17:29[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:17:30[SPEAKER_02]: But it wouldn't be much more than that.
- 1:17:31[SPEAKER_02]: I can tell you that.
- 1:17:32[SPEAKER_02]: And here's my point to all of this is like,
- 1:17:35[SPEAKER_02]: with gas prices and all the other shit in the economy, right?
- 1:17:40[SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna start really looking at these tickets and go, how much is it worth it?
- 1:17:43[SPEAKER_02]: Because the world cup is coming here this summer.
- 1:17:45[SPEAKER_02]: We were scheduled to do a gig for drinking bros. And they said, hey, you know, we're my bookies covering it.
- 1:17:51[SPEAKER_02]: It's one of the most gambled on sports events in the entire world.
- 1:17:55[SPEAKER_02]: And we'll send you to one of the games.
- 1:17:56[SPEAKER_02]: And my conversation was, are you sure?
- 1:17:58[SPEAKER_02]: I got you want to look at those prices?
- 1:18:00[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
- 1:18:00[SPEAKER_02]: You're looking at 6,000 apiece for lowers.
- 1:18:03[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to send us there?
- 1:18:05[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I'm more than happy to do it.
- 1:18:08[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 1:18:08[SPEAKER_02]: You'd love to go to the World Cup and see a game in real life.
- 1:18:11[SPEAKER_02]: That is the experience I've never had before.
- 1:18:14[SPEAKER_02]: And they were like, whoa, is that how much it is?
- 1:18:16[SPEAKER_02]: And I go, yeah, I go, remember the Super Bowl he sent us to like that is more than the Super Bowl tickets.
- 1:18:22[SPEAKER_02]: So what do you want to do about that?
- 1:18:24[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, well, let's just, let's play it by here and we'll kind of circle back on that.
- 1:18:29[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
- 1:18:29[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
- 1:18:30[SPEAKER_02]: And I love those guys.
- 1:18:31[SPEAKER_02]: They've always been great to us over the years.
- 1:18:32[SPEAKER_02]: And so I have no reason to speak out of school on them at all.
- 1:18:38[SPEAKER_02]: However,
- 1:18:39[SPEAKER_02]: Because what's going on with gas and all that other shit prices are fucking falling into the toilet right now.
- 1:18:45[SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, there are about one sixth of the prices that they used to be.
- 1:18:52[SPEAKER_02]: You're looking at the grand right now for that.
- 1:18:54[SPEAKER_02]: Now, it's probably good for an advertiser or something.
- 1:18:58[SPEAKER_02]: You know, to get content out of it and all that other shits, but for normal people, I wonder what that is.
- 1:19:03[SPEAKER_02]: You know?
- 1:19:04[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:19:04[SPEAKER_02]: And especially, let's take the stadium that it was in.
- 1:19:07[SPEAKER_02]: The one they wanted to send us to is in Jerry World.
- 1:19:09[SPEAKER_02]: That's a 90,000 person stadium.
- 1:19:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:19:12[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:19:13[SPEAKER_02]: So like, how's it going to take at times 90?
- 1:19:16[SPEAKER_02]: What is 90,000 times a thousand?
- 1:19:18[SPEAKER_02]: Remember, I just have an IQ of 71.
- 1:19:20[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to have to do that for me.
- 1:19:22[SPEAKER_02]: Is that 91 million?
- 1:19:24[SPEAKER_02]: I think it is.
- 1:19:25[SPEAKER_02]: The audience is probably laughing in the right now.
- 1:19:29[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, 91, 9.
- 1:19:33[SPEAKER_02]: Plus, concessions plus everything else.
- 1:19:35[SPEAKER_02]: So you're saying World Cup is probably, oh, and fucking merch.
- 1:19:39[SPEAKER_02]: It's not for good about merch.
- 1:19:41[SPEAKER_02]: That one game is probably gonna bring it in in the neighborhood of 180, just they are.
- 1:19:46[SPEAKER_02]: Let alone it being shown on TV and everything else.
- 1:19:49[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus Christ.
- 1:19:51[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:19:51[SPEAKER_02]: All right, trying to figure this out along with you at home here.
- 1:19:55[SPEAKER_02]: What does it take us looking like?
- 1:19:56[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go to two.
- 1:19:59[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, one's always cheaper because who's the loser sitting by themselves, you know?
- 1:20:05[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, 944, I was correct, 944 dollars, $6,000 tickets are, wow, wow dude, and that's U.S. versus a Paraguay.
- 1:20:17[SPEAKER_02]: That is our home.
- 1:20:19[SPEAKER_02]: I, when is the last time we had a world cup here?
- 1:20:22[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 1:20:23[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 1:20:23[SPEAKER_02]: We've ever hosted it.
- 1:20:24[SPEAKER_02]: We've hosted the women's one.
- 1:20:26[SPEAKER_02]: That was in, I think it was in 99 and L.A. was the women's one.
- 1:20:31[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that America's ever hosted a World Cup.
- 1:20:36[SPEAKER_02]: 94, huh?
- 1:20:37[SPEAKER_02]: No shit.
- 1:20:38[SPEAKER_02]: So you're looking at 32 years.
- 1:20:41[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
- 1:20:43[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so I mean, people are definitely taking their foot off the gas as far as concerts go.
- 1:20:46[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:20:47[SPEAKER_02]: Pun intended with the gasing and in sports and all that other shit.
- 1:20:51[SPEAKER_02]: So interesting.
- 1:20:54[SPEAKER_02]: But one of our listeners to reach out and say, hey, I'm looking to get these NFL tickets for the fall, just reading off the screen here.
- 1:20:59[SPEAKER_02]: And here's my best advice to you, wait until 72 hours beforehand to 48 hours, 48 to 72 hours beforehand, those will be the lowest and then get them then.
- 1:21:09[SPEAKER_02]: Don't buy these in advance.
- 1:21:10[SPEAKER_02]: They will all drop.
- 1:21:12[SPEAKER_02]: If the economy is doing well in the fall, they will go up, but it's Yeah, I wouldn't have to buy him this early.
- 1:21:18[SPEAKER_02]: I would always buy tickets 70s you hours out.
- 1:21:20[SPEAKER_02]: That's just me personally
- 1:21:21[SPEAKER_08]: The wallflowers are coming.
- 1:21:23[SPEAKER_02]: Stop it.
- 1:21:24[SPEAKER_08]: I'll guess seven.
- 1:21:25[SPEAKER_02]: I would go see that probably.
- 1:21:28[SPEAKER_02]: I saw him once.
- 1:21:29[SPEAKER_02]: He was great.
- 1:21:30[SPEAKER_02]: Jacob Dylan.
- 1:21:30[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
- 1:21:31[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know anybody else in the band besides Bob Dylan's kid.
- 1:21:33[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:21:34[SPEAKER_02]: But they were great actually.
- 1:21:36[SPEAKER_02]: Um, one hit light.
- 1:21:39[SPEAKER_02]: Just for one headlight.
- 1:21:40[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
- 1:21:42[SPEAKER_02]: Um, shit dude.
- 1:21:44[SPEAKER_02]: I just sitting next to somebody with breast cancer during that song.
- 1:21:48[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:21:48[SPEAKER_02]: You look over and she's just one headlight on her and you'll imagine.
- 1:21:51[SPEAKER_02]: I want to.
- 1:21:52[SPEAKER_08]: Imagine, right?
- 1:21:53[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 1:21:54[SPEAKER_02]: Imagine that.
- 1:21:54[SPEAKER_08]: Imagine not imagine.
- 1:21:57[SPEAKER_08]: It's, imagine that.
- 1:21:58[SPEAKER_02]: Imagine that.
- 1:21:59[SPEAKER_08]: It's, imagine that.
- 1:22:02[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Jesse 76 bucks.
- 1:22:04[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
- 1:22:05[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
- 1:22:06[SPEAKER_04]: One, he likes.
- 1:22:10[SPEAKER_02]: We need we need we need we need you're not going to see the wallflowers tonight kids on the last co bear show I can promise you know right no now who do you got on crime corner.
- 1:22:22[SPEAKER_08]: We have Kathy Middleton.
- 1:22:24[SPEAKER_08]: Oh Kathy Middleton still a highly debated case still not sure if she
- 1:22:40[SPEAKER_02]: murdered.
- 1:22:40[SPEAKER_08]: Did it.
- 1:22:41[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:22:42[SPEAKER_02]: Well, come on.
- 1:22:42[SPEAKER_08]: But it's a classic.
- 1:22:43[SPEAKER_08]: It's one of our, it's one of our, it's one of our classic.
- 1:22:47[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:22:48[SPEAKER_02]: What is that?
- 1:22:48[SPEAKER_08]: Can in Kathy, can in, can in Kathy Middleton.
- 1:22:52[SPEAKER_08]: When first responders were, uh, arrived.
- 1:22:55[SPEAKER_08]: Kathy's shot in the head.
- 1:22:57[SPEAKER_08]: Ken is like, I don't even know what happened.
- 1:23:00[SPEAKER_02]: Kathy's psychotic.
- 1:23:01[SPEAKER_02]: She turned the gun on herself.
- 1:23:03[SPEAKER_08]: but that was also that didn't make sense either was a little bit of undervanna situation with how it would work.
- 1:23:08[SPEAKER_08]: So it really is just taking Ken's word.
- 1:23:13[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like that.
- 1:23:15[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:23:17[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like that.
- 1:23:18[SPEAKER_02]: What was the, well, you have to tune in for the out.
- 1:23:20[SPEAKER_08]: You'll have to tune in and you will have to tune in for a debate between Koopa and I for what we do.
- 1:23:28[SPEAKER_08]: Do you guys differ on this?
- 1:23:30[SPEAKER_08]: We're usually on the exact same page, but I think we differ.
- 1:23:33[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:23:33[SPEAKER_08]: This is probably the first time where we differ on whether or not the person did it because we always are on the same page as like, look,
- 1:23:42[SPEAKER_08]: You know, if you didn't get justice, you didn't get a fair trial, even with Murda, it's like, okay, it wasn't a fair trial.
- 1:23:51[SPEAKER_08]: And believe me, when if it ever happens to you, you want, and you're innocent, you want the same things to be applied to you.
- 1:23:59[SPEAKER_08]: So we kind of go down that route usually we're like, do we think you did it?
- 1:24:03[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, do we think there was enough evidence?
- 1:24:05[SPEAKER_08]: Do we think that it was a fair trial?
- 1:24:07[SPEAKER_08]: No.
- 1:24:07[SPEAKER_08]: So,
- 1:24:08[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, um, but yeah, we differ on this one.
- 1:24:11[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:24:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:24:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:24:12[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:24:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:24:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:24:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:24:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:24:13[SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
- 1:24:13[SPEAKER_08]: And I guess we'll be back filming next week.
- 1:24:16[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:24:17[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, uh, do we have a new sidekick?
- 1:24:20[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure.
- 1:24:21[SPEAKER_02]: Coop home today.
- 1:24:21[SPEAKER_02]: His flight is on time, by the way.
- 1:24:23[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I don't get an update.
- 1:24:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:24:25[SPEAKER_08]: Interesting.
- 1:24:25[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I may sure you had a healthy layover, so that he could make it.
- 1:24:29[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 1:24:29[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 1:24:29[SPEAKER_02]: Because it's Memorial Day weekend.
- 1:24:32[SPEAKER_02]: It would be travel and luckily it's a one way.
- 1:24:34[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, because he's driving back with the company truck and the shits and so you can have a life, you know Are we gonna have a new sidekick on crime corner?
- 1:24:44[SPEAKER_02]: Find out.
- 1:24:45[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:24:46[SPEAKER_02]: Find out.
- 1:24:46[SPEAKER_02]: I'll leave that up to you guys.
- 1:24:47[SPEAKER_02]: Once your show.
- 1:24:48[SPEAKER_02]: Once your show.
- 1:24:49[SPEAKER_08]: They just can't be into paintball.
- 1:24:52[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
- 1:24:53[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's fine.
- 1:24:54[SPEAKER_02]: That's fine.
- 1:24:55[SPEAKER_02]: I understand that.
- 1:24:55[SPEAKER_08]: You could know of paintball.
- 1:24:57[SPEAKER_08]: You can be fine with paintball, but if you can't be your like to play it.
- 1:25:03[SPEAKER_02]: It says, it says too much about you know, I want to my be fries last real low pass place, but I'm all that and I'm just like, bro, and he goes, I know.
- 1:25:09[SPEAKER_08]: I know, but as a friend, I know.
- 1:25:11[SPEAKER_08]: I wouldn't have low pass be my sidekick either.
- 1:25:13[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
- 1:25:13[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:25:13[SPEAKER_02]: I know, I know that, Jesse.
- 1:25:15[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
- 1:25:16[SPEAKER_02]: And tune in to crime corner, like subscribe, actually fucking rate movie of the show.
- 1:25:22[SPEAKER_02]: That's really helps.
- 1:25:23[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 1:25:23[SPEAKER_02]: Same with this one, rate movie of the show on Apple.
- 1:25:26[SPEAKER_02]: It's always blocked on people care about and Spotify, too, man.
- 1:25:29[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
- 1:25:29[SPEAKER_02]: You really need these ratings.
- 1:25:31[SPEAKER_02]: It's all these advertisers care about and like god damn the meeting earlier the fucking shalt thing same thing Then you can think in the game and on this other shit in your picture other shows and you're like hey, dude This is great.
- 1:25:41[SPEAKER_02]: This is great.
- 1:25:41[SPEAKER_02]: They're like why don't they have reviews and I'm like oh cuz they don't fucking care and I go look My book was number one on the goddamn world and it's got 50 fucking reviews because I don't ask for reviews like it's a pain in the ass I'm asking them and they go why why do you do that and I go because I'm asking them every fucking day on podcast
- 1:25:57[SPEAKER_02]: to like him and read you that show right and I'm supposed to say no to the books one more go to my fucking dead dad review his fucking obituary like oh I get share it tastes as ashes yeah i mean what rate it on set Jamie put them on set at the new place so oh that was the first thing up there thatness was a ceramic dick that's all there
- 1:26:18[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it appeared to be, yeah.
- 1:26:19[SPEAKER_02]: So, he's a good company.
- 1:26:21[SPEAKER_08]: That's a good company.
- 1:26:22[SPEAKER_08]: Sounds like the set's coming along.
- 1:26:24[SPEAKER_08]: Dead, dad.
- 1:26:25[SPEAKER_08]: It's a bad day.
- 1:26:26[SPEAKER_08]: Do we need anything more?
- 1:26:28[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's a picture round.
- 1:26:30[SPEAKER_08]: We're done.
- 1:26:31[SPEAKER_02]: We're done.
- 1:26:32[SPEAKER_08]: Ready to shoot.
- 1:26:34[SPEAKER_02]: Along with this show, we're done today, kids.
- 1:26:36[SPEAKER_02]: We appreciate you soon and end.
- 1:26:38[SPEAKER_02]: We love you.
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- 1:26:40[SPEAKER_02]: It's the only thing that keeps us goddamn show on the air.
- 1:26:42[SPEAKER_02]: Any video show on the air these days.
- 1:26:45[SPEAKER_02]: So we appreciate it because, you know, we can't grind that.
- 1:26:47[SPEAKER_02]: Come with you, too.
- 1:26:49[SPEAKER_02]: I can't make it like a mountain, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can
- 1:27:10[SPEAKER_02]: And we will be in the new studio next week, however, it's a temp set.
- 1:27:15[SPEAKER_02]: Give that about seven and ten days and we'll be up and out on what the regular sets and all that other fun stuff.
- 1:27:20[SPEAKER_02]: And we love you.
- 1:27:20[SPEAKER_02]: Appreciate you tuning in for Jesse Wiseman aka the Javals.
- 1:27:23[SPEAKER_02]: I'm Ross Patterson this is the Revolution Buenos.
- 1:27:27[SPEAKER_02]: Parties, everyone.
- 1:27:28[SPEAKER_02]: No, afternoon.