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Phone Tap: Locked Out Locksmith · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred Do you y away?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 2: The moment that you've all been waiting for the daily
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  Speaker 2: phone tap?
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  Speaker 3: Alright?
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  Speaker 2: And what do you do if your wife calls you
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  Speaker 2: and says, look, I know you're out of town, but
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  Speaker 2: I locked my keys inside the house and I can't
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  Speaker 2: get in. Do you call your neighbor up for help?
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  Speaker 2: Do you text a friend? Or do you email our
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  Speaker 2: show and say, hey, my wife's locked out of the house.
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  Speaker 3: Let us through with her. This is a marriage, it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna last. And that's what they have fun.
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  Speaker 2: So one of our listeners did, and it's why Jose
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  Speaker 2: the locksmith is about to call the wife.
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  Speaker 3: I can fix it.
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  Speaker 2: Take for an update on the situation. It's your phone
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  Speaker 2: tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, my name is Tony. I'm calling from Blocksmiths. Is
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  Speaker 3: this Cassie? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, So I'm at your place they said you had
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  Speaker 3: to go to work, right.
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  Speaker 4: So yes, okay, So I locked myself out, but I
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  Speaker 4: had my spare car keys and I was able to
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  Speaker 4: at least get to work. Then I called you folks
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  Speaker 4: to see if you could take care of it before
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  Speaker 4: I got home tonight. Got it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So well, the good news is is I did
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  Speaker 3: manage to get in.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wonderful. Great.
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  Speaker 3: There is a slight problem though. While I was getting
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  Speaker 3: the invoice from my truck. When I was finished, the
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  Speaker 3: door shut and it locked my tools inside. So I
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  Speaker 3: need what I need you now to let me in?
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  Speaker 3: If that makes sense?
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  Speaker 4: Well, how am I gonna let you in if you
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  Speaker 4: locked yourself out of my house?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Actually, I didn't even think of that.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, though, I don't see what this is. Funny.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just one of those silly things you ever like,
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  Speaker 3: mess up at work and you're like boneat really?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no not really?
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  Speaker 4: So can you get in anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Or well I can. I actually already called the second locksmith.
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  Speaker 3: He's a friend of mine. He'll be over just a
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  Speaker 3: few minutes, he said, and then we'll just get everything
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  Speaker 3: squared away after that.
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  Speaker 4: So you're gonna call another locksmith? And they're going to
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  Speaker 4: handle it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I already did.
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  Speaker 3: I already did a good thing about this industry. We
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  Speaker 3: all kind of know each other. So I have someone
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  Speaker 3: coming over asap. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I guess let me know what happened.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I will.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, I know it's kind of weird for
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  Speaker 3: a locksmith to lock himself out of a house, but
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  Speaker 3: don't put that on yelp. You know, not necessary. It's
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  Speaker 3: a silly little Okay, have a good day a little
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  Speaker 3: bit until I talk to you again. Hello, Hey, Cassie,
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  Speaker 3: it's Tony again.
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  Speaker 4: The locksmith.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, the locksmith. How are you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm okay? Were you able to get back inside though?
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  Speaker 3: Yep, we did. Unfortunately after we did, we were outside
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  Speaker 3: on the sidewalk and the door slammed again, and now
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  Speaker 3: both of our tools are kind of inside.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, wait, I'm sorry. Were you guys locked yourself out again?
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  Speaker 3: I guess I could have just said that, Yeah, that afraid.
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  Speaker 4: So are you freaking kidding me? That's two locksmiths. You
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  Speaker 4: both locked yourself out of my house.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it's crazy. What are the odds?
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  Speaker 4: And it's stupid. I'm trying to do my job here
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  Speaker 4: at work. I call you guys, you had good reviews.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why. Then you call somebody else. Now
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  Speaker 4: you're both locked out of my house.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know I did not mean to cut you off.
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  Speaker 3: I know this looks really bad. Okay, but I also
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  Speaker 3: would like to emphasize that I am out of locksmith's
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  Speaker 3: to call.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you knew everybody. I thought you all know
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  Speaker 4: each other. It's a small network or something.
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  Speaker 3: Very small network. Two people. That's literally yeah, it's literally
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  Speaker 3: me and him. But I think we have another solution.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what we're gonna get you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting a call from them right now, so let
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  Speaker 3: me call you right back. Okay, Hello, Hey Cassie, it's
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  Speaker 3: me again. It's Tony the locksmith.
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  Speaker 4: Did you figure it out? Did you get somebody?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And no?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, tell me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I have a buddy who's a window guy. So
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  Speaker 3: I thought, hey, come over here, break a window, gain
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  Speaker 3: some access to the house.
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  Speaker 4: A window. Well, you didn't break my window though, right,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't. Is my window broken?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know it didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, Tony, stop talking, just stop talking, because this
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  Speaker 4: is so ridiculous. Are you my whole day, lock yourself
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  Speaker 4: out of the house twice, broke my windows. Are you
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  Speaker 4: guys the Three Stooges. This is the stupidest phone call
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  Speaker 4: I've ever received. I am hanging up on you because
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  Speaker 4: I'm really pissed off right now.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's not our goal. Our goal is not
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  Speaker 3: to make you mad. Our goal was to fix this
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  Speaker 3: whole scenario. And we're still going to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you got a roof of friend that's going to
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  Speaker 4: come over and tear the roof off the house.
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  Speaker 3: Actually that was my plan B. The plan A was
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  Speaker 3: to tell you this is a phone tap and have
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  Speaker 3: it all over with. But you you're onto something. This
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  Speaker 3: is a prank phone call. This is actually Jose from
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  Speaker 3: the radarshow Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're doing the phone God my blood pressure.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, don't set me up.
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  Speaker 3: Your husband, Noah, set you up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill him. I am gonna he's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: stuck in the window. I cannot wait to get home.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Emailed us immediately and said you have to call her
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  Speaker 3: right now. She's locked out of the house.
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  Speaker 2: Mess with her.
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  Speaker 4: Don't try to get me. I mean three idiots stuck
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  Speaker 4: in my house right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, but the good news is is I know a landscaper.
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  Speaker 3: We can dig a hole from the front yard underneath
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  Speaker 3: the house up through the kitchen, and I think we
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  Speaker 3: got a solution.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's okay, all right, she gave us the green light. Guys,
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  Speaker 4: let's go start, start it up.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone tap weekday morning twenties
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning