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Phone Tap: Speed Date Disaster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: away dot Com or call eight.
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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you y Away? I know you guys don't
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  Speaker 2: know Margaret, But guess who's about to canon ball back
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  Speaker 2: into the dating pool. Have her friend set her up
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  Speaker 2: for a prank phone call today because she signed up
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  Speaker 2: for a few different singles events. And look, if you
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  Speaker 2: think the male dating scene is full of losers and
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  Speaker 2: weirdos and creepers, you'd be wrong. The ones we have
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  Speaker 2: set up for her to meet today are way, way
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  Speaker 2: worse than that. It's a rapid fire speed dating disaster
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  Speaker 2: in your brand new phone tab right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another.
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  Speaker 2: Mornings on the Twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Margaret?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is Denise. Listen, this is Denise. Are knocking
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  Speaker 5: and I'm calling from Singles.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, like, are you running.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit late? Are you in a garage?
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  Speaker 3: Where are you?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry? What what is it about?
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  Speaker 5: Are you in the parking garage. Maybe you got lost.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: No, I am, I'm not supposed to be anywhere right now.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to be kidding me, do you right? Number?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so. You're Margaret right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: But do you remember last week Tavern's Happy? How were
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  Speaker 5: you signed up for speed dating service?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? I mean I remember putting my name down with
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  Speaker 4: some coworkers for fun, But like, no one.
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  Speaker 5: Where are you?
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  Speaker 4: No one ever told me anything about a specific time
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  Speaker 4: or boy?
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  Speaker 5: Wait, stay over there, please, God, I'm in a level
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  Speaker 5: with you here. I'm new, and I've got a room
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  Speaker 5: full of dudes and no ladies. Real sausage fest over here,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm gonna lose my job if i don't have
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  Speaker 5: at least one woman to participate in this.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm and I can't like drive to where
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  Speaker 4: you are right now. I'm at lunch and it's.
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  Speaker 5: Fine, it's fine. You don't need to drive. You don't
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  Speaker 5: need to drive, as long as you're willing to do
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  Speaker 5: it over the phone and just meet eligible bachelor's. That
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  Speaker 5: would be amazing.
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  Speaker 4: No, and I will get fired.
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  Speaker 5: You will save my butt. Hey, guys, Hey, guys, we
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  Speaker 5: have what a woman. All right, Bachelor number one, here
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  Speaker 5: we go.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't agree to this.
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  Speaker 6: Oh Jaez, they says Rolando, and I have been listening.
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  Speaker 6: Did you speak?
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  Speaker 5: Hi?
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  Speaker 6: Your voice sounds like an angel of all of the angels,
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  Speaker 6: Like if there was a haven above the havens, your
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  Speaker 6: voice would be the first thing people would hear when
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  Speaker 6: they entered the barely gates.
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Can you put the lady back on the phone
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  Speaker 4: to her?
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  Speaker 6: If I were to guess how you smell, I would
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  Speaker 6: say it's like a mixture of banola and the finest
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  Speaker 6: are agenda all the world.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think I smell like fish and vanilla?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: J oh, I'm sorry, that's your time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, we have to try to get through everybody. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not doing this. I don't I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: be doing this right now.
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  Speaker 5: Just wait till you meet Bachelor number two.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Margot, my name is Alan Wintubaden.
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  Speaker 4: Good god, how old are you?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you into older men?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: Not your age, grandpa.
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  Speaker 6: Let me ask you something, sweetie.
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  Speaker 2: When's the last time you changed the daper?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't need it. It's it's just a king kumaan.
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  Speaker 5: Wow it that's it.
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  Speaker 6: That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, listen.
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  Speaker 5: I know he's old, but apparently he's got money.
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  Speaker 4: You're not listening like I can't.
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  Speaker 5: We'll try Bachelor number three.
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  Speaker 1: Bachelor number three O me.
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  Speaker 6: Name's Frank, but Mike's cloth not interested. I'd like to
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  Speaker 6: get to know you, but you can't ask me any
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  Speaker 6: questions or that's classified information. I can't tell you anything
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  Speaker 6: about my past or what I've done, but I will.
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  Speaker 3: Say I'm closer than you think.
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  Speaker 4: Don't That doesn't sound sketchy at all.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you over, Thank you gol number three.
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  Speaker 4: Where did you find these people?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 5: Were you into bad boys? Like you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Psychopaths? No, I'm not really up for dating someone who's
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  Speaker 4: criminal record.
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  Speaker 6: That's classified. Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: No, thank you number four again.
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  Speaker 5: No, Alan, I said, don't sit down, your hip's got hurt.
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  Speaker 3: Well. Hello, my name is Steady Eddie. Oh, my first
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  Speaker 3: b dating event exactly, my first date ever.
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  Speaker 4: This is my last dating event.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of time. I like a
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  Speaker 3: granola and long walks on the beach, well, actually short
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  Speaker 3: walks on the beach because sometimes I get sand in
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  Speaker 3: my socks.
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  Speaker 4: All right, thank you?
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  Speaker 3: My mom told me I can't do that anymore. And
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  Speaker 3: sometime one time I found a seashell in there.
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  Speaker 5: You're done you Wow, save the best for last?
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  Speaker 4: There for you didn't we Are you hearing what they're saying?
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know?
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  Speaker 5: So which one are you gonna choose? I don't envy
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  Speaker 5: you having to make this choice.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let me think about it. None of them?
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  Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I can't accept that answer. Your best friend
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  Speaker 5: Caroline said that at the end of this you had
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  Speaker 5: to pick one.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Because she's the one that set you up for a
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  Speaker 5: prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: This was a time I came here for real.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I thought you were my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 5: Say it, Jeffrey, were doing at tup on you?
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  Speaker 2: Marjorie?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, I swear to god, I was gonna freak out,
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  Speaker 4: like what is happening?
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  Speaker 5: Caroline said, your newly sickle and she just wanted to
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  Speaker 5: welcome you to the daily life.
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  Speaker 4: That was the most terrifying experience I've ever had in
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  Speaker 4: my life.
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  Speaker 5: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 5: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning