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Phone Tap PODCAST: Clover's Flower Shop · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. And now
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your free money phone tap. And today
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  Speaker 1: our own Jose Bologos calls a woman who owns a
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  Speaker 1: flower shop. She's run a successful business there for the
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  Speaker 1: last decade, that is, until she's getting a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of competition on the block. Yeah, because a guy named
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  Speaker 1: Clover from across the pond is opening his own flowers
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  Speaker 1: shop right next door. And I'll just say Clover is
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  Speaker 1: very very serious about his floral game. You'll hear how
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  Speaker 1: she reacts in your brand new phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey's street Money phone taps only on Louvia
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five. You're a chance to win five
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  Speaker 1: hundred bucks a flowershop. This is Grace. How may I
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  Speaker 1: help you? Boy? Is this the commando of flowershop? Um,
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  Speaker 1: commander or you the person in charge? Yes, this is Grace.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the owner who's this Me? Name's Frank, but my
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  Speaker 1: mates call me Clover. Oh okay, how can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Just calling to let you know I'm about to open
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  Speaker 1: me own flowershop three doors down. Oh okay, it's called
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  Speaker 1: Clover's Chrysanthemums. Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a real? Is this Steve? No? I just
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  Speaker 1: said me. Name's Clover. All right, I'm actually being polloid.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a fair shake before I
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  Speaker 1: take all your business. So let me get this straight.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to open up a flower shop? Where where
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  Speaker 1: is this flowershop? Three doors down? Ma'am Clover's Chrysanthemums? Is
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  Speaker 1: your flower shop going to be on a pirate ship?
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  Speaker 1: Very honey? Having a go at me voice? Huh well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a go at your business. Oh really
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  Speaker 1: you're so sure of that? Huh well, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: just do it better. You do what better? Act like
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  Speaker 1: an al better, because that's what you sound like. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who you are. I don't know where you
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  Speaker 1: think you get off with this weird accent. But it's
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  Speaker 1: not weird. It's weird. Okay, it's me. I have been
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  Speaker 1: in this town. For ten years. I have a huge following.
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  Speaker 1: You are absolutely no threat to me. You'd think that, right, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I know that, clover. All right, Well, you keep getting
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  Speaker 1: your jolly's on how I talk. But I'll tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: I've been to your shop and I smelled your hydranges
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, but medioca. Oh okay. People go to
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  Speaker 1: your shop they smell a hydrange. You go, man, Bob
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  Speaker 1: your uncle, right, they come to my shop they smell it.
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  Speaker 1: You'd think you were smelling the Queen herself what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. I know a lot about occult and I
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  Speaker 1: can make me flowers smell better than yours. I bet
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  Speaker 1: my lily smell like vanilla and you'll smell like poopo. Honey.
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  Speaker 1: I've been growing morning glorious since I was seven years old,
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  Speaker 1: so bring it on. Well, when I was seven, I
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  Speaker 1: was proning snapdragons with a machete. What do you think
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  Speaker 1: of that? Lass? Okay, you sound like a total psychopath.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'm talking to you. This
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  Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Oh do you even know who I am? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you've told me over and over again, your clover, do
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm capable of? I can grow a
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  Speaker 1: store of Bethlehem in the middle of the Patagonian desert
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  Speaker 1: doing a heat wave. Honestly, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: to say to you. Go ahead, open up your silly
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  Speaker 1: little shop. You'll be putting the for sale sign out
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  Speaker 1: in a few months, guaranteed. Maybe we've been going about
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  Speaker 1: this all wrong. All right, let's merge businesses. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? We can call it pretty and flowers shop.
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  Speaker 1: Guess which one you are. But if we do this,
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  Speaker 1: I'll promise me you're gonna keep your flowers on your
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  Speaker 1: side of the stall. I don't even want a whiff
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  Speaker 1: of him. Good luck, my friend, you'll need it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't need luck. All I need is a big cannifer
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  Speaker 1: breeze for when I walk by your shop, stinky smelly,
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  Speaker 1: Just do me a favorite. Stay away from me, Stay
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  Speaker 1: away from my flower shop. All is fair in love
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  Speaker 1: and war, and for me, this is both. I love war. Great,
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  Speaker 1: you just enjoy your war. But I'll tell you you
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  Speaker 1: get within five feet in my shop, I will have
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  Speaker 1: you arrested. You really think that all I could get
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  Speaker 1: arrested from someone like you who falls for a make
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  Speaker 1: believe accent. Oh, I didn't fall for anything. Trust me,
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  Speaker 1: you fell for this phone prank, didn't you love? What?
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  Speaker 1: Because this is actually a phone tap character that I
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  Speaker 1: play on the radio. His name is Clover. I'm Jose
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  Speaker 1: for Brica, Jeffrey of the Morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Oh my good. Yeah, your employee Luke set
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  Speaker 1: you up. He said, it's your tenth year anniversary owning
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  Speaker 1: your business, so you wanted to mess with you? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. Honestly, it was the worst accent I
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  Speaker 1: have ever heard. And I'm thinking, who is this? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: that's a damn good accent and you know it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it was terrible for probably the worst accent. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you better watch your back as falls coming. And Clove
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  Speaker 1: has been growing a nasty batch of begonias. Oh look
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  Speaker 1: at Jeffrey's free money phone tap weekday mornings at seven, twenty, eight,
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  Speaker 1: twenty and nine twenty with five hundred dollars now called
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  Speaker 1: one eight sixty six Luvi