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Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: A lot of times when you hear us do these
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  Speaker 1: prank calls on the show. We're trying to get under
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  Speaker 1: people's skin. Yeah, to frustrate them, push them to the edge.
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  Speaker 1: So how does it happen where the guy we call
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  Speaker 1: is so clueless and unassuming we end up being the
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  Speaker 1: ones frustrated with? Or should I say Jose in the
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  Speaker 1: world of Clover former Black Ops m I six and
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  Speaker 1: his mission definitely did not go as plan. In your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone, tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, oy, is this shown to.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking me?
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  Speaker 3: Names Frank but me mites call me Crome. Want me
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  Speaker 3: head a part it for Saturday? The what the helly tour? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: For Saturday? Two passengers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're in right, helicopter helicopter? Yeah, as we booked
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  Speaker 2: the helicopter tour.
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  Speaker 3: You're a bit slow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.
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  Speaker 4: We've never done a helicopter tour of anything before, so
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  Speaker 4: we thought it'd be a fun way to see the city.
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  Speaker 3: Say the city wink, Oh gotcha, that's a good cover.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: It seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a
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  Speaker 3: comedian only squad since I was tracking an arms much
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  Speaker 3: in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you do toursm in Croatia. That's fun? Fun at all?
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  Speaker 3: Can you say the things I've seen? Mate? You don't
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  Speaker 3: even say the word fun, even though I just said it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I guess.
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  Speaker 3: All right, enough small talk. Tell me about your partner.
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  Speaker 2: Uh well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for
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  Speaker 2: almost two years. No kids, but we do have a
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  Speaker 2: golden lab at home named Noodle.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you should have brought him Alome could have using
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  Speaker 3: a tack dog where we're headed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, he's not an attack dog. He likes frisbees.
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  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of things flowing through the hair, you're gonna
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  Speaker 3: need to make the drump when I give the green light.
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  Speaker 3: It's a small window, no time for body Wallack's all right,
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  Speaker 3: get in, get out, get it done.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: Now. Look, there's gonna be always on this bird. So
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  Speaker 3: once we're airborne, you and your partner need to act
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  Speaker 3: like tourists. Heads low, don't draw any suspicion.
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  Speaker 4: Copy we are tourists, actually, right, I shure you are.
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  Speaker 3: You know i'mgg indeed. Oh hey, do you have any
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  Speaker 3: questions for me? Because you should mate.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can
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  Speaker 2: you get some good photos from the helicopter?
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  Speaker 3: Listen, once we fly already antenna on the top of
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  Speaker 3: the Royker building, you'll kick open the door in a hellye,
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  Speaker 3: wake the package out from under your seat and make
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  Speaker 3: the drop and we're gonna be belly up whiskey tango.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, VALAINI don't drink, so no whiskey for us.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Wait a tick. You're playing a role of a
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  Speaker 3: tourists a little too well. Right now? What's the code word?
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  Speaker 2: The the Oh you mean the confirmation number? Hold on?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, I got no, I have that right here, not.
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  Speaker 3: The confirmation the code word.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give
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  Speaker 2: me a second.
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  Speaker 3: I'll forget that. I need to know who you work for?
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  Speaker 2: Who do I work for? It's insurance, I'm a repe
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  Speaker 2: Do you you need coverage on a home boat or auto?
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  Speaker 3: No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay, if you don't
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  Speaker 3: give me the code WED in the next five seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my
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  Speaker 2: work policy.
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  Speaker 3: So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name
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  Speaker 3: red Wolf, won't you?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 3: What I remember you from Wu Tussin on a Russian
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  Speaker 3: express train through so I be area. What good times?
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  Speaker 2: I think you've got the wrong person. This is the
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  Speaker 2: helicopter tours right.
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  Speaker 3: No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's Brooke
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. It's what it's a prank,
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  Speaker 3: and even though I'd like it to be, this isn't
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  Speaker 3: my real voice.
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  Speaker 2: This is.
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  Speaker 3: What My name's Jose from the radioto Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning. Your wife set you up for a
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  Speaker 3: phone tap. Oh ned, don't that's tough.
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  Speaker 2: Did not see that coming.
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  Speaker 3: But for the record, right, reach under your seat during
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  Speaker 3: the Helly tour and if there is a package, grab it,
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  Speaker 3: grab a parachute and just jump out. All right?
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  Speaker 2: Well do fun?
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  Speaker 3: I wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 3: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning