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Phone Tap: A-Hole Therapy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody here has actually been to a
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  Speaker 2: therapist before, even though let's face it, we all.
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  Speaker 3: Probably need well everyone needs.
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  Speaker 2: It, especially yeah thing. But you know from what I've
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  Speaker 2: seen on TV and in movies, it's a very long,
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  Speaker 2: complicated process where they ask you lots of subtle questions
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  Speaker 2: to find the deeper you and get in touch with
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  Speaker 2: your inner feelings. Well, today we're just gonna skip all
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  Speaker 2: that boring stuff when we call a guy and get
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  Speaker 2: right down to it and ask why do you think
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  Speaker 2: you're such a hot mess? And nobody else that's how
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  Speaker 2: they should do it. We're gonna give it a try
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  Speaker 2: in your phone, tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Kathy Turner from Health Therapy. Is
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  Speaker 3: this Pete?
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  Speaker 4: It is hell? Can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? Pete? It looks like your wife Samantha set you
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  Speaker 3: up for a session with us. That's exciting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's she's into the fall therapy thing. I've
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  Speaker 4: never tried it before, but.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, are you nervous?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I don't have any kind of
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  Speaker 4: crazy issues going on, but I'm stretched a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody thinks they need it till they get punched in
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  Speaker 3: the mouth. Then all of a sudden, plans go out
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  Speaker 3: the window.
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  Speaker 4: Huh wait, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: What, Oh, that's just a Mike Tyson quote.
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  Speaker 4: You wait, your quote, Mike Tyson. And you're a therapist's office.
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  Speaker 3: If we have to, yeah, if we have to. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a little homework to do
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  Speaker 3: before the therapy session. Okay, could you take out a
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  Speaker 3: pen and paper for me? And I just want you
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  Speaker 3: to try to answer this question, why do so many
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  Speaker 3: people hate me?
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  Speaker 4: Wait?
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  Speaker 3: What is that hard for you to hear? It's just
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  Speaker 3: a simple question.
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  Speaker 4: It's a weird question. I don't feel like I don't
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  Speaker 4: feel like people hate me. I'm being honest.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just making a note to your strong denial.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, interesting, it's not denial. Don't write that down. I'm
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  Speaker 4: being honest. I'm people don't hate me.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't we compromise, Pete? Why don't we do this?
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  Speaker 3: How about you talk to five coworkers and find out
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  Speaker 3: why they think you're an apphole?
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  Speaker 4: Are you being serious right now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Truth hurts, that's from Lizo.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not okay. I don't see how this is helpful
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  Speaker 4: at all. Like, isn't therapy about helping the person become
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  Speaker 4: a better self. I'm not gonna what you want me
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  Speaker 4: to walk around asking people if they think I'm an asshole?
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  Speaker 3: Ding ding ding ding ding ding. Pete. Yes, we all
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  Speaker 3: need to start somewhere. And so if you really don't
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  Speaker 3: feel comfortable with those options.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't. I don't feel those options.
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  Speaker 3: I hear you. I hear you. Now, I'm just going
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  Speaker 3: to ask you to do something a little bit easier,
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  Speaker 3: more on your level. Could you call your mother and
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  Speaker 3: find out why she loves your older brother more than you?
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  Speaker 3: And you know what?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: I am sick of you insinuating that I'm some kind
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  Speaker 5: of a bad person.
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  Speaker 3: My sense that you're frustrated? Am I sensing that? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Janius, do you hear my frustration?
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  Speaker 3: We're going to take a deep breath together, Pete. We're
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  Speaker 3: going to take a deep breath right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not taking any kind of a deep breath.
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  Speaker 3: And then we're gonna pivot. Okay, we're going to pivot
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  Speaker 3: to an easier question.
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  Speaker 4: Could you talk about I'm pivoting to hanging up?
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  Speaker 3: You just tell me why you think your mother in
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  Speaker 3: law is an apphole.
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  Speaker 5: Where are you pulling this from? I love my mother
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  Speaker 5: in law, my mother. Wait that down.
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  Speaker 4: My mother in law is actually an incredibly nice, sweet person.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but that's not helpful for this exercise. Let's just
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  Speaker 3: say your mother in law heard you were going to
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  Speaker 3: a therapy session and she reached out to someone else, like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know a radio station about it.
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  Speaker 4: What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 5: You're making no sense.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean radio station?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, let's just say your mother in law reached out
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  Speaker 3: to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and said, I
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  Speaker 3: want to do a prank phone call on my son
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  Speaker 3: in law Pete because she doesn't believe therapy is helpful.
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  Speaker 3: How does that make you.
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  Speaker 4: Feel, Pete, I'm confused. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean my mother in law?
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  Speaker 3: What confusion makes sense? Because this is actually brought from
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  Speaker 3: the radio station Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're
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  Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, we shut up what.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a therapist. I probably need therapy, but no,
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  Speaker 3: your mother in law set you up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I feel creature.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. She actually wanted to say she's proud of
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  Speaker 3: you for going, and then everybody needs it and it's
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  Speaker 3: gonna be helpful and to have a positive attitude.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, well after this call, I think I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: need therapy.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't be the first person that we called that
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  Speaker 3: said that. Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning