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Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Sell A Lemon · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's a lot more common nowadays to buy a used
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  Speaker 1: car online. Oh yeah, Brooki Jeffrey in the morning. But
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  Speaker 1: what happens if you get your vehicle and find there's
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  Speaker 1: something wrong with it? I mean, you could reach out
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  Speaker 1: to the company who sold it to you, and I'd
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  Speaker 1: say most of them wouldn't do this. But in today's scenario,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to connect the buyer with the previous owner.
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  Speaker 1: Wow should I say owners? They're two young Italian men
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  Speaker 1: named Veto and Fveno, and the last thing they want
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  Speaker 1: is their reputation to be ruined by selling a lemon,
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  Speaker 1: so they're going to do their best to clear everything up.
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  Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now, I'm working Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 2: taps on the twenties. Hello, how you the one? Is
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  Speaker 2: this a Dylan?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? This is Dylan. Who's this? Hey?
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  Speaker 2: My name is a Veto. I was told to call
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  Speaker 2: you because apparently you purchased our old Mazda off of
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  Speaker 2: a comax. I said you was having some issues with it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you you're the previous owner?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we are. My name's A Veto. Here this
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  Speaker 2: is my cousin of Veno. Say hi to the man Veno.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and you guys, you together, you used to own
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  Speaker 3: this car.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, we do everything together, right, Veno, We finish each other's.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I was looking for sentences, but I'm a very hungry.
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  Speaker 2: We should get to meet the bull sandwiches. Oh you
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  Speaker 2: know me, I never say no to a meatball, not anytime.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I gotta I got some questions about this car though,
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  Speaker 3: Man's Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They says you was having some issues with it or
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  Speaker 2: something like that. When we turned it over, it was
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  Speaker 2: in mean condition, Ain't that right?
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  Speaker 3: Veno?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was so shiny. I could see my face.
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  Speaker 3: That's not the problem. Like, I don't care about how
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  Speaker 3: shiny the car is. Oh, it's the Bluetooth won't connect
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  Speaker 3: when I try to.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Bluetooth, no, sir, I have a gold tooth
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  Speaker 2: from nineteen ninety eight. I've been into an old Muscatti
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  Speaker 2: before I soaked it in coffee.
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  Speaker 3: No, like like where you can connect your phone to
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  Speaker 3: your car, you know, so you can listen to music.
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  Speaker 2: And you know why you gotta connect music? Why don't
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  Speaker 2: you just sing some Frank Sinatra like we do have
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  Speaker 2: right me? You know, fly me too?
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  Speaker 3: The mood.
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  Speaker 2: Very good there, Okay, Dylan your third.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously I'm talking to the wrong people.
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  Speaker 3: You guys have no idea what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, we're just trying to help you. I just
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  Speaker 2: want to understand your problem. Okay, So we can fix it,
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  Speaker 2: right me.
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  Speaker 1: You know we are not the mechanics, but we can
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  Speaker 1: still help you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We can cook really good though.
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  Speaker 4: We guys stopped talking about cooking in food, all right.
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  Speaker 4: My other issue is every time I go over fifty
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  Speaker 4: miles an hour, the engine is making a sound, like
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  Speaker 4: a really bad sound.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're you say that you're hearing that as well.
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  Speaker 2: You hear it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So we got the theory over here. We believe
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  Speaker 2: that is the ghost of our great and Secilia because
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  Speaker 2: the day we left the funeral, God rest her soul,
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  Speaker 2: that is when the sound started. So we figured her
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  Speaker 2: soul had somehow hopped from the grave into our transmission.
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  Speaker 2: It's the only logical explanation.
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  Speaker 3: You show me a haunted car, that's what you're telling me, now,
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  Speaker 3: are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's not haunted when you love the ghost, it's
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  Speaker 2: more of a blessed car. Here, family, Yeah, I like
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  Speaker 2: the olive garden, but on wheels.
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  Speaker 4: Do I can't get to all of garden on wheels
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  Speaker 4: if it doesn't go under fifty miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: You So, look, we're not gonna leave you hanging all right.
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  Speaker 2: You won't be stuck with a lemon. We're gonna fix
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  Speaker 2: these issues with you right now. Tell them you know,
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  Speaker 2: don't you know how the lemons you make lemonade? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then we make a lemon cello cookies, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the little ones that are Nana used to making more.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little bit of frosting on the top of
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  Speaker 2: that sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want lemonallow cookies. I want my car to work.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because you could have both. I mean
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  Speaker 2: a cookie and a car. That sounds like a great
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  Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon to me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like doing a bit or something right now,
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  Speaker 4: but like I have, You're like, this isn't a comedy
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  Speaker 4: duo thing?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: I need it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: We do do the open mic every Wednesday. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: a pretty fun mic if you ever wanted to join.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not fixing around. I want my money back if
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  Speaker 3: my car's not fixed.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, who's the comedy duo. Now this guy wants
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  Speaker 2: his money back.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's funny. Hot fuddy.
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  Speaker 2: If you wanted a spotting giuseppees, you should have just
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  Speaker 2: said something.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't fix my car, I'm gonna come kick
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  Speaker 4: your ass.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna have a swimming with a fishes if
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  Speaker 2: we don't tell him it's a prank phone call. I
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  Speaker 2: better get my.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what what did you say?
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  Speaker 2: I said this is a prank phone call, but I
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  Speaker 2: said it in this voice. This is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: That's a voice I've been doing the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: Who who is this? What's a radio show?
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  Speaker 2: This is Jose for the radio show Brook of Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning. This is Jeff behind me.
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  Speaker 3: I am Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: This is all a prank phone call. One message with you, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Why what your buddy Josh sets you up because he
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  Speaker 1: said he wanted to get revenge on you after you
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  Speaker 1: beat him in your fantasy league.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna beat it next year too.
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  Speaker 2: That watch out because you may end up with a
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  Speaker 2: gold tooth like me. You don't want to hurt him team.
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  Speaker 2: It's a beauty.
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  Speaker 4: You guys seriously wasted five minutes of My Life with.
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  Speaker 2: Your bullsh hey mission accomplished. Book in Jeffrey's phone taps
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties,