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Phone Tap: Old Alan's Tuxedo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. And whenever you rent something,
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  Speaker 1: whether it's a car, or a hot tub or an
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  Speaker 1: extra long coffin that locks from the outside.
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  Speaker 2: Rental services, are you contact.
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  Speaker 1: Only the best brook I see. I'll tell you. There's
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  Speaker 1: a reason that they warn you make sure to check
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  Speaker 1: inside before you return it, especially that Yeah, it's so
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  Speaker 1: that they can avoid super awkward calls like the one
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  Speaker 1: we made today when old Alan winter Bottom needs to
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  Speaker 1: reach out to a tuxedo rental store to say he
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  Speaker 1: may have accidentally left something inside his rented clothes. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he wants it back in your phone, tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Form aware. This is Tammy.
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  Speaker 3: Hi tar me. It's nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, dice to talk to you. Who is this?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Alan, Alan your Bottom. I'm a customer
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  Speaker 3: of yours.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we certainly appreciate your patronage. So how can I
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  Speaker 2: help you today?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? You you can help me because I rented a
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  Speaker 3: tuxedo and dropped it back off with you guys just
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  Speaker 3: two days ago. Okay, I realized that I may have
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  Speaker 3: left a personal item inside of it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Oh my, we can you.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like a real dunce?
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, No, it happened all the time. It happens
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're sweet.
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  Speaker 2: We're pretty thorough when we go through the tuxedos. I
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  Speaker 2: kind of need your help with what exactly you're looking for.
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  Speaker 2: What did you leave?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I really don't know. If you want me
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  Speaker 3: to tell you that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, the only way I can tell you
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  Speaker 2: if we found it is if you tell me what
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's true. Well, okay, I'm not proud to
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  Speaker 3: say this, but I think I left my diaper in there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a pretty crazy night and the host
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  Speaker 3: was serving cheesecake, and even though I'm lactose intolerant, I
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  Speaker 3: just said, hey, what the heck, go for it. You're
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  Speaker 3: only ninety.
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  Speaker 2: Three once, right, and you're trying to get this back.
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  Speaker 3: It's not just the one. There's that in some backups too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, I had three other folded ones in the
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  Speaker 3: front pockets and a Huggy Special in the back.
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  Speaker 2: Those types of things are disposable, so you shouldn't want
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  Speaker 2: it back. Why are you confirmed about getting it?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on a second, there, missy. Have you been to
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  Speaker 3: the store lately. The diaper prices are sore and higher
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  Speaker 3: than my blood pressure.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean if we had founded them.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a second, I'm racking the old nogging up there,
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  Speaker 3: and there's a chance maybe I left him in the
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  Speaker 3: old limo.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that that is not.
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  Speaker 3: I met twos at the park. You don't need Roberta
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  Speaker 3: and Roberta's twin, Regina.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're gonna you're gonna have to talk to
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  Speaker 2: the limit.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just say I lost more than a diaper in
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  Speaker 3: the limo that night. Oh yeah, still got.
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  Speaker 2: It, sir. You you're having some great adventures, especially for
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  Speaker 2: a man of your age.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a second, what you came to do?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 3: Are you sweet talking to me? You want a slice
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  Speaker 3: of the old Alan pie? Do you?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? I cannot help you with any of that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, professionally, right right, you're on the clock.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can help you with tuck rental, that is it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You don't know this, but a lot of ladies
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  Speaker 3: want me for my beanie baby collection. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't looked at the prices since ninety six, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming I'll be able to buy me a nice
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  Speaker 3: condo down in Florida with that treasure show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yutchie, I can't help you if you left
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  Speaker 2: diapers in a limo.
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  Speaker 3: Well you could help me if you know of a
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  Speaker 3: place with non lactose cheesecake.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't. I don't think I know anything that
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  Speaker 2: can help you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that really is a bummer because right now, the
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  Speaker 3: only spot that I know of with the good slices
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  Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know, the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Showed that doesn't them prank phone calls whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you.
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  Speaker 3: Should listen because it'll really fill up your diapers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 3: Dammy, my name is jeff and we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 3: tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thank god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your manager Mike set you up because he said
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  Speaker 1: it's your five year anniversary at the shop. He thought
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  Speaker 1: you get a real kick out of this phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I am so relieved because I had
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  Speaker 2: no idea how to deal with that, or I had
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  Speaker 2: to get off the phone for that matter.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying so in your entire time working there five years,
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  Speaker 1: no customers have ever left a diaper in any of
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  Speaker 1: the formal wear.
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  Speaker 2: No one has ever called in to retrieve a lost diaper.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you it happens. Sometimes, those limo parties, they
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  Speaker 3: get pretty wide.
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  Speaker 2: I am sure they do. Wake up every morning was
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  Speaker 2: phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning.