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Phone Tap: Cool Boss Best Friend · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. What happens
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  Speaker 1: when your boss is so stressed he needs to go
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  Speaker 1: on a long vacation. Oh well, if that happens, of
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  Speaker 1: course you contact us. Yeah, oh, you can't let that happen. No,
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  Speaker 1: So right when he gets back, the first call he
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  Speaker 1: gets is from a brand new employee that was hired
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  Speaker 1: while he was away. And that employee is none other
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  Speaker 1: than Jose Bolognosy. So excited to work. Sounds like he
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  Speaker 1: needs another vacation. Yeah, not only that, Jose has a
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  Speaker 1: few favors to ask on his very first day of work.
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  Speaker 1: That checks out. Actually, you'll hear what happens in your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now, as on the twenties, Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Jimmy? Is what am I speaking with? My
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  Speaker 1: name's Blake and I actually got your number from the
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  Speaker 1: employee directory. Technically you're my boss, I am. Yeah, kind
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  Speaker 1: of a surprise. Sorry, Sasha hired me while you were
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  Speaker 1: out on vacation. Okay, that's great. Welcome to the company. Thanks,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be here. This is a great company.
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  Speaker 1: The vibe is just like super splunky, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: it fits spunky. Yeah, you know, splunky, like funky with
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  Speaker 1: a touch of splashiness, very splunt vibes, you know. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: I guess i'll see you around here soon. Yeah, yes, sir, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: But before you go though, I mean, I know we
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  Speaker 1: haven't met before, but like when I come in on
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  Speaker 1: Monday and we see each other, can we pretend to
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  Speaker 1: be best friends? What are you talking about? You know,
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  Speaker 1: like besties? Like you know, I show up and then
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  Speaker 1: you like fist bump me and we have like a
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  Speaker 1: handshake maybe or like a bro hug with a super
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  Speaker 1: like a loud laugh, like like oh like this, like
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  Speaker 1: that's you, that's you doing that to me. And then
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  Speaker 1: you point at me and I'll go, hey, we'll do
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  Speaker 1: our thing, you know, like best friends. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why why will we do that? Well? I mean
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I said this before, but for
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  Speaker 1: my first day at work, my parents are gonna come
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  Speaker 1: with me what. Yeah, are you going to bring your
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  Speaker 1: parents in the first day of work. Yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 1: long story, but like they wanted me to get a
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  Speaker 1: job for the past two years, and you were the
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  Speaker 1: only company willing to hire me. We were the only company. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: lucky me, right. Anyway, So to get him off my back,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of told him that I've been at this
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  Speaker 1: job for over a year now. You told them what
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  Speaker 1: I told him. I've been promoted three times, and I
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  Speaker 1: take your boat on on the weekends, of course, with
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of hot chicks, right, a bunch of ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you let me, of course because it's
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  Speaker 1: your boat. Thanks, boss. So this is what we You know,
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  Speaker 1: I probably need to talk with Sasha and call you back.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say your name was? Oh me, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Blake. But I told my parents that you
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  Speaker 1: call me Blaze because I'm the fastest worker in the office. Wait, yeah, Blaze,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I mean they don't know. That was actually
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  Speaker 1: my old nickname in high school, but for different reasons,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. No, that's our laugh. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, I remember the laugh we talked about. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it back if you want. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on right now, but I just got
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  Speaker 1: back from vacations, so I'm not going to call you
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  Speaker 1: by your nickname or reminisce about made up stories. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: Old Blaze and Jimbo at it again with the office
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  Speaker 1: high jinks. My name's Jimmy. Okay, nobody called me Jimbo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh come on, Jimmy jam Bro. I know you got
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  Speaker 1: it in you. Man. You're a prankster. Tell me you're
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  Speaker 1: not a prankster right now. I'm not a prankster right now.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to really say it. Look. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: even told my dad that you and I like Moon
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  Speaker 1: the receptionist the other day from the second floor, and
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  Speaker 1: he was dying. Dude, you gotta play along because you
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  Speaker 1: love that break. Jimmy, be completely honest with you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm concerned that Sasha would hire someone like yourself. Are
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  Speaker 1: you saying that because I sound like too cool? Because
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  Speaker 1: I can tone the cool down? It's hard, but I
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  Speaker 1: can if I focus, I can try. It's nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with that. I'm just letting you know that there
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  Speaker 1: is no way to come to work at my company.
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  Speaker 1: What this is Jim Boree what's going on? Man? This
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  Speaker 1: is too much and I need to take my blood
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  Speaker 1: flush and medication because this is this is both, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll take my anti cool medication because this is actually
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  Speaker 1: jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you, and you don't
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  Speaker 1: sound very happy. This is where you're supposed to laugh. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Yes, there it is,
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  Speaker 1: I got you. Jimmy jam your co worker Sages set
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  Speaker 1: you up, man. She said you just took a vaca
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  Speaker 1: and you have to get away from all the stress
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  Speaker 1: and oh my god, welcome back. And this is not
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  Speaker 1: the best way to be greeted from vacation, just like
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  Speaker 1: put on all the stress back. You should probably still
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  Speaker 1: take the blood pressure man, as it sounds like, oh
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  Speaker 1: I see, I'm going back on vacation just from this
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  Speaker 1: freaking call. Who's gonna moon the receptionists? Man, we need
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  Speaker 1: you in the office. It's Jimbo and Blaze time. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Kimbo and Blaze have hertired oh week of every morning
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  Speaker 1: with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning