Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Tinder Match Lie Detector
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote
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- 0:16Speaker 2: The other day, we had a crazy idea for a prank,
- 0:19Speaker 2: and if we get in trouble for this, management needs
- 0:22Speaker 2: to go straight to Brook because it was all her doing.
- 0:25Speaker 3: It was not a part of whatever you're about to do.
- 0:27Speaker 2: If we don't get in trouble and it turns out
- 0:29Speaker 2: to be really, really funny, then you can.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Give the credit to me on the spot.
- 0:35Speaker 2: This way, but our show set up a fake profile
- 0:38Speaker 2: on Tinder using a picture of a gorgeous womanish in
- 0:43Speaker 2: the bio, we said, if you want to date me,
- 0:46Speaker 2: you need to be willing to submit to a lie
- 0:47Speaker 2: detector test. So is there any surprise Our inbox was
- 0:53Speaker 2: flooded with thirsty, eager dudes wanting.
- 0:56Speaker 3: To go out with her. Yes, So we randomly picked
- 0:59Speaker 3: one and just called me deserves it.
- 1:04Speaker 2: His name is Ethan and you're gonna hear him in
- 1:06Speaker 2: your phone tap right now.
- 1:10Speaker 3: On the twenties. Hello, Hey, my name is Doug Graves
- 1:19Speaker 3: mass From Where are you calling? Well, you've been.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Talking to my sister Joanna on Tinder. You're Ethan, right
- 1:27Speaker 2: I yeah, yeah, she says you guys exchanged numbers last night.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean yes, okay?
- 1:39Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:40Speaker 4: Is everything okay?
- 1:41Speaker 2: Well I'm trying to figure out if everything's okay? Are
- 1:44Speaker 2: you interested in going out with her or what's the deal?
- 1:48Speaker 4: Everything's fine. I was just thinking that she would call me.
- 1:53Speaker 3: But like you saw what she put on her profile
- 1:55Speaker 3: about the live detector.
- 1:56Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I like literally thought that was that's a joke, right.
- 2:04Speaker 2: No, No, that's real because, as you probably can tell,
- 2:08Speaker 2: she's really beautiful. So she's dealing with a lot of
- 2:10Speaker 2: weirdo's and scammers on the app, and oh she doesn't
- 2:13Speaker 2: want to mess around.
- 2:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I get that there's a lot of
- 2:16Speaker 4: weirdos out there.
- 2:18Speaker 3: The good thing is that she likes you, but she
- 2:19Speaker 3: has to just be sure.
- 2:21Speaker 4: So do I have to, like I don't know, go
- 2:24Speaker 4: somewhere and meet to do this.
- 2:26Speaker 2: No, we don't have time for that. So I have
- 2:28Speaker 2: the lie detector hooked up to my phone, right now,
- 2:31Speaker 2: and what I have the lie detector hooked up to
- 2:36Speaker 2: my phone, so we could just do this right now.
- 2:41Speaker 2: What you don't want to do it now?
- 2:42Speaker 4: I mean no, no, I just like this is the
- 2:46Speaker 4: very new to me, but I'll give it a go.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Question one, is your real name Ethan?
- 2:52Speaker 4: Yes?
- 2:55Speaker 3: That means you got it right?
- 2:57Speaker 4: Yeah? Good, because that's my real name.
- 2:59Speaker 2: You know, I got it the life detector told me.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Let's go to the next one. Are you really five
- 3:03Speaker 2: ten like it says in your profile?
- 3:05Speaker 3: Yes? Cool? All right, that was a fail. How tall
- 3:12Speaker 3: are you?
- 3:13Speaker 4: What do you mean that's a face?
- 3:15Speaker 5: I mean, I'm at least five to nine and three quarters.
- 3:19Speaker 3: You know, yikes, bro, I don't.
- 3:22Speaker 5: I don't know why I'm doing that.
- 3:23Speaker 4: I round up?
- 3:24Speaker 3: So what do you want to tell me the truth here?
- 3:27Speaker 4: Look I haven't I haven't looked at my hid in
- 3:29Speaker 4: a few years, so I have worst case.
- 3:32Speaker 5: I'm five to nine.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Finally, I mean, dude, look, it's not messing around. It
- 3:38Speaker 2: knows even if you're trying to lie like just a
- 3:40Speaker 2: little bit. Next question, have you ever fantasized about prison
- 3:45Speaker 2: life with a jacked roommate?
- 3:47Speaker 4: No, that's ridiculous.
- 3:50Speaker 3: No. The answer is no dude, that's weird.
- 3:54Speaker 5: No, mate, Look, I've maybe thought a prison just as
- 3:58Speaker 5: a joke.
- 3:58Speaker 2: I thought maybe it's it doesn't necessarily mean that you're
- 4:01Speaker 2: doing it all the time, Like maybe you just thought
- 4:03Speaker 2: about it once. No, he was in a towel or
- 4:07Speaker 2: something standing near you and it just crossed your mind
- 4:09Speaker 2: for a second.
- 4:10Speaker 5: Bro, I never thought of any dude in jail.
- 4:14Speaker 2: He's gonna take forever. Let's just move on. Have you
- 4:18Speaker 2: ever peed your pants in public?
- 4:20Speaker 5: No, I've never peed my pants. What Okay, maybe as
- 4:25Speaker 5: a kid, but I wouldn't even remember that.
- 4:27Speaker 3: All right, you got that one right. How about as
- 4:29Speaker 3: an adult?
- 4:30Speaker 4: No, I've never wet myself.
- 4:32Speaker 5: I don't know why it's doing this. The only time
- 4:35Speaker 5: I could think of is when I was like on
- 4:36Speaker 5: a ski trip and I might have gone number two
- 4:39Speaker 5: and it wasn't the number one.
- 4:40Speaker 4: I might have gone number two.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Okay, got there. Eventually, this is torture.
- 4:46Speaker 5: I'm like kind of rethinking this whole thing.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Because this is this is really invasive.
- 4:49Speaker 3: Or well, we're almost done. I only have one more question.
- 4:52Speaker 5: Oh listen, I don't want to I don't want to
- 4:54Speaker 5: do anymore after that?
- 4:55Speaker 3: Does Mini mouse turn you on.
- 4:58Speaker 5: I know what it's gonna say if I don't say
- 5:00Speaker 5: mini mouth is hot. So yes, I fantasized it about
- 5:03Speaker 5: mini mouths.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Oh you took it to it look a little farther
- 5:06Speaker 2: than what I asked. I just asked if it turns
- 5:07Speaker 2: you on, I.
- 5:08Speaker 5: Told you, I told you I'm not doing this anymore.
- 5:11Speaker 3: Got it? But I need to know this last one.
- 5:13Speaker 3: You ever been pranked on the radio before?
- 5:15Speaker 4: No?
- 5:16Speaker 3: What? No, that's not true. Man, you have right now?
- 5:23Speaker 3: What think you didn't even have to answer? That one
- 5:25Speaker 3: was on me?
- 5:26Speaker 2: No, this is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the
- 5:28Speaker 2: Morning on the radio, and we're doing a phone tap
- 5:30Speaker 2: on you.
- 5:31Speaker 4: What what?
- 5:34Speaker 3: Joanna isn't a real person?
- 5:37Speaker 5: Whoa wait, wait, Joanna is not a real person. Yeah.
- 5:39Speaker 2: We made a fake profile on Tinder to see if
- 5:42Speaker 2: any guys would swipe, and dude, you would not believe
- 5:45Speaker 2: there's hundreds of dudes that are willing to do this.
- 5:48Speaker 5: What how many times have you done this with people?
- 5:53Speaker 3: You hear the first one and did a weird job.
- 5:59Speaker 5: Mom.
- 5:59Speaker 2: No, No, let's talk more about Minnie Mouse for as
- 6:03Speaker 2: no prison.
- 6:05Speaker 5: I just knew that the thing was gonna do th.
- 6:11Speaker 4: Man, you guys are crazy.
- 6:15Speaker 5: Wake up every morning was phone taps.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,