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Phone Tap: Blood Bank Return · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: There are good people in this world. I promise you.
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  Speaker 1: There may not be one in this room, but I
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  Speaker 1: know they.
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  Speaker 2: Exist, and I have the proof of that because we
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  Speaker 2: pranked one today, a guy who for the last two
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  Speaker 2: years has made a point of regularly leaving work at
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  Speaker 2: lunchtime to go donate to his local blood bank.
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  Speaker 3: That is so amazing, it's so.
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  Speaker 1: Needed, it is an important, noble cause, and his coworkers
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  Speaker 1: decided he should be pranked for it. You're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: it in your phone tap right now, working.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: for Nathan Cox.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's sim My name.
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  Speaker 3: Is Samantha Deturo from the North Blood Bank.
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  Speaker 4: Oh hi, Hi.
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  Speaker 5: So first, I just want to thank you for your donations.
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  Speaker 5: You are a very consistent donor over here and we
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  Speaker 5: are just so grateful for that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, yeah, I mean, you know, I feel like
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  Speaker 4: it's important to give back. You know, they're always saying
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  Speaker 4: they need blood.
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  Speaker 3: So yes we do. But we're good. Now, we're good.
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  Speaker 4: Uh what do you mean you're good?
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  Speaker 3: I mean we don't need any more of your blood.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand, like my blood specifically.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly what here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: For whatever reason, over the last two years, we haven't
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  Speaker 5: been able to move your blood. So at this point,
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  Speaker 5: we just need to mail it back to you.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: It's nothing personal. It's nothing personal at all. It's just
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  Speaker 3: nobody wants it. So should we send it to your
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  Speaker 3: home address we have on file?
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, you're mailing my blood back to me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're not allowed to keep it here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want my blood back. I donated it so
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  Speaker 4: you guys could use it for whoever.
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  Speaker 5: Needed it, right, which was a very very nice gesture,
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  Speaker 5: and we appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: But you're the legal owner.
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  Speaker 4: This does not make any sense, Like I don't understand
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  Speaker 4: what's wrong with my blood.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, nothing is wrong with it.
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  Speaker 3: It's just nobody wants it.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean nobody wants it? You guys always
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  Speaker 4: need what How is that even possible?
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  Speaker 5: I know you're getting upset and I am just the
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  Speaker 5: messenger here, so I just need you to pick a
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  Speaker 5: spot for us to send it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not giving you my address. You're not sending me blood.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that you're giving me your address.
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  Speaker 5: We already have that and I'm just calling to let
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  Speaker 5: you know, it is quite a lot of blood, I
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  Speaker 5: mean over the past two years. So it's going to
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  Speaker 5: come out on a palette, what you know, like one
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  Speaker 5: of those you see at home depot.
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  Speaker 3: We got to get a forklift in it. Oh my,
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  Speaker 3: just even lifted.
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  Speaker 4: Can you guys just dispose of it or something? Can't
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  Speaker 4: you just get rid of it? I don't want it.
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  Speaker 3: I have heard of people doing artwork with it.
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  Speaker 4: What.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of like your blood, your choice.
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  Speaker 4: So no, you're not hearing it. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: do anything with it. I don't want you to send
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  Speaker 4: it back.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: If you don't want your blood sent to you, you
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  Speaker 5: can always trade it in for blood points. It's a
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  Speaker 5: bonus blood program we do here.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, fine, yeah, whatever, just do that. Don't send me
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  Speaker 4: my blood.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, great. So according to our records, you've earned four
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  Speaker 5: thousand blood points.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, okay, okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: So you'll need to redeem those in the next forty
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  Speaker 5: eight hours and choose another donor's blood to get sent
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  Speaker 5: to you.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what, Yeah, that's what the blood point system is.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's blood for blood.
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  Speaker 5: You can choose somebody else's no, since you didn't want yours, I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't want anybody else's blood.
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  Speaker 3: You are really confusing me here, You're confusing me. You
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  Speaker 3: said you said you wanted to participate.
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  Speaker 5: You said you didn't want your blood. So I'm finding
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  Speaker 5: a solution for you.
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  Speaker 4: You said it's a point system.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a point system to exchange blood.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is a nightmare. What are you
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  Speaker 4: talking about right now?
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  Speaker 5: Nurse Allison said that she's taken your blood before, and
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  Speaker 5: she said, you're kind of a prickly person.
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  Speaker 3: But I was not expecting this.
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  Speaker 4: She said that I'm nice. I'm a very nice person.
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  Speaker 4: I donate all the time.
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  Speaker 3: You're not being very nice to me. You're making my
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  Speaker 3: job extremely difficult.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is crazy. What are you listening to yourself?
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  Speaker 4: You're telling me you're gonna mail me a palette of blood.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm just gonna send it to your office? No, no,
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  Speaker 3: you have the address. That's where I'm gonna ship it.
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  Speaker 4: You can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I actually I can.
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  Speaker 5: I can do that because I already spoke with your coworker, Ramu.
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  Speaker 5: He said that he would sign for it when it arrives.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, what you spoke to my coworkers about this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Well, just one I spoke to Ramu because they're
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  Speaker 5: the ones that set you up for this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 4: Are you joking right now? It's a prank call.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my, this is actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 5: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone.
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  Speaker 5: Tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm not freaking shaking right now.
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  Speaker 5: Romo said that giving blood is really important to you,
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  Speaker 5: and you go on your lunch break once a month,
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  Speaker 5: which I applaud you for.
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  Speaker 3: That is really important.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, I appreciate that. I really hate that
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  Speaker 4: guy so much right now.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, you felt pretty bad that nobody wanted
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  Speaker 5: your blood, didn't you.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, for a second, yeah, I'm like, what's wrong
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  Speaker 4: with my blood? Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the
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  Speaker 4: twenties