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Phone Tap PODCAST: Worst Car Mechanic Ever · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call hello. Hey, this is Dan
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  Speaker 1: from the Battle Body. I'm looking to speak with Lisa. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: speaking Hi Lisa, just calling you and let you know
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  Speaker 1: that your car is ready to be picked up. Great,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. M that s fasted. Yeah, yeah, we work
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  Speaker 1: pretty quick down here. Um. Hey, also before you come down,
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  Speaker 1: the dent in the passengers door looks as good as new.
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  Speaker 1: But for some reason, there's a minor issue with the
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  Speaker 1: blinker system that we noticed. Okay, what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: there's a minor issue. Yeah, I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: But now when the car is in drive, the blinkers
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  Speaker 1: don't turn off. They're constantly on and they just rotate
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  Speaker 1: like crazy. Sometimes it's the right one going, sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: the left, sometimes both together. It's it's weird. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it is. Okay, Well, it wasn't doing that
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  Speaker 1: when I brought it in, So you guys are gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to fix it, so you think it's us? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that is correct. Well, I can look at it for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna take a little longer though. I guess I
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  Speaker 1: can call you when I see if I can figure
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  Speaker 1: that out. Yeah, okay, cool, I'll call you back. Okay, Bye, okay, bye.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Lisa Dan from the autobody shop again. How's it
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  Speaker 1: going fine? Did you fix the blinker thing? You will
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  Speaker 1: be happy to know. Yes, Surprisingly, it was a pretty
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  Speaker 1: simple fix. Some wire got knocked around or something. We
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  Speaker 1: just plugged it back in and you are good to do. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: so I can probably pick it up like later today. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: as long as you're okay with the whole air conditioning situation,
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  Speaker 1: you can pick it up whenever you're ready. What air
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  Speaker 1: conditioning situation? Oh, you don't know about that one either.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anything from when I just last talked
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  Speaker 1: to you, when you told me you set my blinker?
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  Speaker 1: So okay, Well, what's going on with the air conditioner?
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know what happened? But every time we
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  Speaker 1: turn on your car now, the AC comes on full blast.
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  Speaker 1: We can't figure out how to turn it off. Are
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  Speaker 1: a new car mechanics. We don't mean you have to
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  Speaker 1: figure out how to turn it off. Yeah, we're having
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  Speaker 1: a tough time. I don't know if it's related to
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  Speaker 1: that blinker issue when we were disconnecting all those wires.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I don't know, you know, but we can't
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  Speaker 1: seem to figure it out. Do you know how to
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  Speaker 1: do it? Why are you asking me if I know
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  Speaker 1: how to fix it? You're the car expert. This is
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do. You're the one. You're right
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  Speaker 1: messing with the wires. Why why are you I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know why you're messing with the wires. It was
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  Speaker 1: just a door. You're right, you're right, you're right. We
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  Speaker 1: are the car experts, and I think I have a
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  Speaker 1: solution for you. You're gonna like this if you think
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  Speaker 1: about it. It's really not a bad thing to have
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  Speaker 1: your AC running like that all the time because a
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  Speaker 1: lot of really bad thing. That is a really really
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  Speaker 1: bad thing. Well I don't know. It's bad for the environment,
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  Speaker 1: and it uses gas. Like just fix it, all right? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take a look at it, maybe maybe YouTube it
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  Speaker 1: or something and call you back. I'll see if I
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  Speaker 1: can fix it. Okay, I need to have my car back. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: call you back. Hello, Lisa, it's Dan again. Did you
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  Speaker 1: fix it? Know? Hi? How you doing? Did you fix
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  Speaker 1: my car? Okay? Obviously you want to get right to business. Um. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I've got good news and then a smidge of bad
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  Speaker 1: news for you. What's a smidge of bad news? What
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  Speaker 1: else did you do? Did you fix the air conditioning?
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  Speaker 1: The AC and the blinkers work perfectly, fixed it as
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  Speaker 1: good as new. So what's the bad news? Well, the
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  Speaker 1: bad news is that we can't figure out how to
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  Speaker 1: latch your car hood anymore. What are you talking about now?
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  Speaker 1: My car hood doesn't latch. Yeah, we're having a problem
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  Speaker 1: with it. It's kind of crazy. Um. One of my mechanics, Randy,
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  Speaker 1: was eating lunch on your car and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if he weighs too much, but the latch seems to
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  Speaker 1: have broken. So I'm trying to Oh my god, what
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  Speaker 1: is wrong with you? How are you people in business? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't blame me my car. I'm taking my car
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else just well I would. I would blame Randy
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  Speaker 1: on this one. I told him not to. But you know, Randy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting my car. I'm getting it out of there,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm taking it somewhere else. Well, yeah, you can
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  Speaker 1: come pick it up. I just wanted to warn you
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  Speaker 1: that we've also used so many spare parts today that
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  Speaker 1: we ran out, so we had to put it together
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  Speaker 1: using masking tape. I just wanted to warn you masking
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  Speaker 1: tape on my car. I'm hunning right now alone, got it. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you can come pick it up. I already tuned the
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  Speaker 1: radio dial in so you can listen to this prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call on the way out of the shop. It's
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  Speaker 1: all good. Are you hitting me? No, I'm not. Your
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  Speaker 1: sister Sarah set you up. What it's a joke. God,
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  Speaker 1: your sister told me that you've been frustrated with your
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  Speaker 1: car in the shop and wanted me to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was singing. More of these idiots
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  Speaker 1: working on my car. It's just me and my boy Randy.
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  Speaker 1: He's eating a sandwich on your hood, you know. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this