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Phone Tap PODCAST: Fridge Sale · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: to your phone tap today. We call someone who works
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  Speaker 1: at a very popular chain store where they have one
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  Speaker 1: giant sale every year. Oh yes, and Jose tells the
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  Speaker 1: employee that he bought something there the other day, but
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  Speaker 1: the purchase just isn't sitting well with him. Oh now,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with what he bought, Okay, the fact
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  Speaker 1: it works great. Jose just feels guilty that he got
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  Speaker 1: such a screaming deal. Oh, he wants to pay more.
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  Speaker 1: He has an idea on how to make this better.
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  Speaker 1: Why do I feel like this is Jose's real life? Yeah, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hear it in your brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. It's another taps on the twenties to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 1: This is on Hey John, my name is Simon. I
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  Speaker 1: just got transferred to you. I think Okay, how can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? So? I got a fridge from you
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  Speaker 1: guys last month? Okay? Is there something wrong? Oh? No, actually,
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  Speaker 1: quite the opposite. It's the best fridge I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful, works great, I mean the eyes dispensers. Heavenly,
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  Speaker 1: are you calling about a figure that you don't understand? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling because I guess I just feel bad. What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean you feel bad? Well? Because I got
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  Speaker 1: the fridge from you guys last month, right from your
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  Speaker 1: once a year sale. Okay, And I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just I feel like I didn't pay enough for it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. I mean, like the
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  Speaker 1: price that I paid, you know, it was so low
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  Speaker 1: compared to what I see now online. It's like I
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  Speaker 1: stole from you guys. I just feel so guilty. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Man. Congratulations on
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  Speaker 1: the deal. Yeah, And I wish I could think about
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  Speaker 1: it like that. I've tried to convince myself, like you know, Simon,
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  Speaker 1: you should be happy you saved all that money and
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  Speaker 1: you did good. But I just can't do it, bro, Like, morally,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure where you want me to do here? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really busy. I've been really thinking about this, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I think the only thing that'll fix it is
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  Speaker 1: if you let me come back in and buy the
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  Speaker 1: fridge at full price. I don't understand. I want to
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  Speaker 1: pay the remainder of what I got off from the sale.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know how to put that in the computer, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't even know how to charge you for that. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: you've never had anyone with like buyer's remorse before? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: Usually people are happy that they got a good deal.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want to try and give me more money. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: people are awful, are you kidding? I mean, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: man of principle. I have standards. I can't believe you
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  Speaker 1: guys let people rob you. Well, I mean it's not
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  Speaker 1: really robbing. We put it on sale. Oh okay, Well
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  Speaker 1: let's get creative. Then I do need one of those
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  Speaker 1: like outdoor heaters. You're gonna hate my answer. But everything
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  Speaker 1: in that department is twenty five percent off right now?
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  Speaker 1: Why that's ridiculous? I don't know why. It's just the
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  Speaker 1: saale they're having. Okay, look, I'm gonna go to the ATM.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to show up with a bunch of cash
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna give it right to you or all
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna envelope with your name on it. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: not necessary. Really, you're not gonna take a pile of cash, dude. Stop.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be fired if I take cash from a customer. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well how about this. What if I give you a
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  Speaker 1: couple of things from my house that would make up
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  Speaker 1: the difference. You know what I'm saying, things I don't use.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm looking around right now. I have a fitbit,
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  Speaker 1: I have a microwave. I have a couple of smoke
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  Speaker 1: alarms that don't work. This isn't a pawn shop. I
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  Speaker 1: need to hang up the phone. We're busy here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well before the deal, before you hang up, this is
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  Speaker 1: my final offer. Two hours with my sister. You're in
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  Speaker 1: a room with her. I'm not saying anything. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear it. Okay, I'm not filming anything but
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  Speaker 1: two flowers in the room with my sister. Are you serious? No,
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  Speaker 1: of course, I'm not offering you my sister. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're doing Yeah, your co worker Janet
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  Speaker 1: set you up. She said you're having like a crazy
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  Speaker 1: busy week and wanted to make you smile. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're really busy here. You not sound like you're smiling though, John,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. God, man, I can't believe this is
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  Speaker 1: on the radio. You are the most like trusted employee ever.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't take a pile of cash on man, that's
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  Speaker 1: not what we do here. Wow, you love your job.
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  Speaker 1: I would take your money right now to quit this job.
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  Speaker 1: I would leave five bucks. Do it? You got a deal?
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  Speaker 1: Weak up every morning with phone taps on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: two point five