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Phone Tap PODCAST: Mechanic Shop · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or Calm eight hundred day as on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm moving point five? Hello is
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  Speaker 1: this James? Yeah? Hey, this is Blake calling from Soto Repair.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Man? Oh? Cool? Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing good. Mom. What's up? Calling about the communo you
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  Speaker 1: dropped off? Yeah? What's up? I had the boys look
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  Speaker 1: at it. They did the full seventy point inspection. Everything's
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  Speaker 1: looking good, man, Yes, and the fluids I lay see here,
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  Speaker 1: All the fluids are topped off. That looks good. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So it looks like you will be able to pick
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  Speaker 1: it up next Tuesday. Sound good? Wait, next Tuesday? Maybe Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: but most likely. Why can't I come pick it up today?
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  Speaker 1: You just said you did the inspection of this time.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah, the inspection's done, but we just need
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  Speaker 1: to finish the bodywork first. No no, no, no no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no body work. I just want an inspection. Don't touch
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  Speaker 1: my car and I know that, but we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to do bodywork. But it's just gonna be real quick.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get it back right away. Yo, what's going on
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  Speaker 1: in my car? What body work are you doing on
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  Speaker 1: my car? Calm down? Okay, No, I'm not gonna calm
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  Speaker 1: I get my car in for an inspection, and now
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me that I need bodywork. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: an oil change and a damn tune up. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking? You know I have a funny story to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Yeah, I doubt that, But tell me. We
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  Speaker 1: have a couple of those lifts in our garage so
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  Speaker 1: we can work underneath it. Expah, I know what a
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  Speaker 1: lift is. Hit to the point, I'm just telling a
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  Speaker 1: story here, all right. I don't want a story. I
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  Speaker 1: want my car, and I'm trying going all my car.
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to know, and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: inform you what happened. Was one of our mechanics thought
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  Speaker 1: it might be funny to raise your car up on
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  Speaker 1: the lift and take a nap in it. What. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he had like a huge lunch. Apparently I didn't nask,
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  Speaker 1: but he was super tired dude, he was completely unethical.
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  Speaker 1: I don't bring my car over your shot. You can
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  Speaker 1: go take a nack in it and it mess up
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  Speaker 1: my car. Dude, I did I was wrong with you people.
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  Speaker 1: I did not take the nap, sir. That was Randy's fault.
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  Speaker 1: I am the supervisor. You're the supervisor. Well what were you?
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  Speaker 1: Why were you supervising? I actually was on lunch too.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a bad timing kind of thing, you
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  Speaker 1: know how that is. Yeah, no, I'm starting to get
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  Speaker 1: a really good idea. What bad timing? Get to the point. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what's blowing all my car? So here's the point. The
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  Speaker 1: lift got stuck and so well, he had a big
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  Speaker 1: lunch and he had to use the restroom, so he
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  Speaker 1: kind of pooped himself into your car. No, no, they'll
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  Speaker 1: not tell me. Do not kill me. He supplicated in
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  Speaker 1: my car? Okay, I will tell you he did not
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  Speaker 1: defecate in your car. But he really did. Good what
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  Speaker 1: I told you told me, sir, not to tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what What are you going to do about it? Man? Well, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you you haven't put in there. I will say. When
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  Speaker 1: I got back from lunch and I heard about this,
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  Speaker 1: I had a very strongly worded conversation. I almost swore
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  Speaker 1: I was mad, and he almost cried. Man, you should
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  Speaker 1: have seen it. Well, he had just pooped his pants,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe that was why. But he was always set.
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  Speaker 1: But he's not working there anymore. Right, you fired him? Correct,
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  Speaker 1: he's on break right now. Actually, oh, another break, so
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  Speaker 1: we can go sit in my car again. What he's
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  Speaker 1: going on there? Look? Number one, that dude needs to
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  Speaker 1: be fired. Number two, everything in my car is going
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  Speaker 1: to be replaced, and it's gonna be ready in a
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  Speaker 1: speeding amount of time, or I'm gonna come down there
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  Speaker 1: and break your face. Do you understand me? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You sound really angry. Is this like a roid rage
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  Speaker 1: thing you got going on? Because what if my employees
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  Speaker 1: saw you and he was like, dude, that guy is
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  Speaker 1: definitely juicing. Okay, you know what, you know what you're
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  Speaker 1: want to be? Mister little cute, cute, smart little mouth
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  Speaker 1: with the funny little jokes. That's it. I'm coming over
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  Speaker 1: there right now, so you know, I'm gonna sell my
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  Speaker 1: cars someone else and you could talk to my serve attorney.
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  Speaker 1: That was the first time I've been called cute in
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  Speaker 1: a long time, and thank you. No, that's all right,
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  Speaker 1: because when I get done with your face, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be happening all the time. Yo, Why are you
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  Speaker 1: Rapping's funny? Man? Dude? Why I'm gonna come down there
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  Speaker 1: and keep your ass right now. You have no idea
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  Speaker 1: how hard it is to not laugh during these calls.
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  Speaker 1: You know how hard it is. You're gonna know how
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  Speaker 1: hard my fifty is. I broke it up into damn spark.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, listen. My name is Jose I'm on a
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  Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a frank phone call on you, Brook. You know what.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't funny? Where's my farm? Coming down to the
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  Speaker 1: shop right now? Let me prove this to you. You
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  Speaker 1: have a friend named Sam. He emailed us and he
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  Speaker 1: set you up. He said you were super overprotective of
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  Speaker 1: your car, so he knew you'd flip out if I
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  Speaker 1: called him mass Oh see, I dare you father? I
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  Speaker 1: told you everything was gonna be fine, dude, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. But for real, my car's okay, dude, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: your car is totally fine. But seriously, wait till next
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  Speaker 1: Wednesday to come get it. We have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: body work too or whatever, and I don't tell you.
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  Speaker 1: The week of every morning was Fomas weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenty five