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Phone Tap: Hans the Psychic · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: Today we call a woman who every year hosts a
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  Speaker 3: Halloween party with all her friends, and the big attraction
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  Speaker 3: is a certain psychic that she hires from an entertainment company. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I think those are always so clutch at a Halloween party.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 3: However, we're about to tell her that her favorite psychic
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  Speaker 3: is sadly not available this year. Instead, a world renowned
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  Speaker 3: German mentalist named Hans Ponce is gonna be filling in.
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  Speaker 3: You'll hear it in today's phone tap right now another.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Guten dogg Am, I speaking busy lyon APA.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hi Leon, you have.
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  Speaker 4: Hired a psychic reader for this Saturday. Yeah, oh the
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  Speaker 4: Halloween party?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Hello? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I did I'm sorry really spoken before? What's your name?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: It is I own psychic reader, Hans Pounce.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you have heard of a Hans Pounce before?
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  Speaker 5: Or yeah, I know I have not you are pulling
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  Speaker 5: my venus.
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  Speaker 2: She needs You're you're doing the joking. I like you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm not killing I'm I've actually booked Psychic Cherry.
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  Speaker 5: She's a rippy I used her every years.
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  Speaker 4: Psychic Sherry has in the album. She has all of them.
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  Speaker 5: She has a caravan an album. She has an oven.
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  Speaker 4: No, I am sorry, I meaning earverm, the verms of
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  Speaker 4: the ears, just verms inside of the earholeen earworm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's extremely contagious.
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  Speaker 5: That's disgusting, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Gross.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but maybe she'll get better by Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, what would you like Hans Pounds to doing for
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  Speaker 4: your party?
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  Speaker 2: I can be reading palms or maybe the cards of Zatara.
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean perhaps.
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  Speaker 2: Be doing a seance. Right, maybe a seance for a
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  Speaker 2: famous celebrity.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I having just the perfect celebrity to blow
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  Speaker 4: the strength and horse and right off your kintn. Sorry
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  Speaker 4: to spare, I know you were who Okay, we'll be speaking.
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  Speaker 4: This is another zen Ludwig one Linenbergen.
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  Speaker 2: You've heard of Elvis correct.
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  Speaker 5: I have heard of Elvis Presley, but I have not
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  Speaker 5: heard of your Ludwig.
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  Speaker 4: Is a million times big, as in Elvis von Presley
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  Speaker 4: in Germany, Chieva's footballing for the team Strausshaus in the twenties,
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  Speaker 4: big time football playing.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go Strausshouse.
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  Speaker 4: Clap clap, clop, clop clap.
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  Speaker 5: This is making me a little nervous because my party
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  Speaker 5: is in a couple of days and I don't know you,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't know lude Big the soccer player or
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  Speaker 5: whoever you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: And I see, okay, maybe Ludwig is a little too
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  Speaker 4: German for you. You maybe looking for something more popular in
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  Speaker 4: both of Germany and in the Americas.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, more popular in everywhere. I mean, really honest, I see, let.
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  Speaker 2: Me rubbing my crystal clue and let me see, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, oh yeah, what thing?
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  Speaker 4: Do I see a vision of mister none others in
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  Speaker 4: Matthew mcconnaugh heigan, you're knowing Matthew.
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  Speaker 5: Mcconaugheigh, Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, that he's not dead.
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  Speaker 4: Well, sometimes the afterlife is not so different than the
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  Speaker 4: after party.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm shying, I do.
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  Speaker 5: And I admit some of his films do make me
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  Speaker 5: want to kill myself.
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  Speaker 3: But listen, honestly, I.
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  Speaker 5: Hans correction.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry oster risk is Hans Ponds, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Copyright trademark okay, registered nineteen eighty four.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, okay, honestly, Hans Ponds, I just think I
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  Speaker 5: need to speak to Eli at your company because this
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  Speaker 5: doesn't seem like it will be a very good match.
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  Speaker 5: No disrespect, and I.
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  Speaker 4: Would, but I haven't even told you that this is
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  Speaker 4: I'll been streichendoven.
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  Speaker 5: I say this with respect. I don't know what a
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  Speaker 5: harsh he.
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  Speaker 4: Is on prankphone calling. That's what they say in the Americas.
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  Speaker 4: What he's called it a joke.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you kidding me? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Because my mother was actually Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 4: Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing one
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  Speaker 4: phone hopping on you.
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  Speaker 5: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, your best friend Shelley set you up.
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  Speaker 4: She says you've been talking of psyching Sherry for like
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  Speaker 4: a month, so she knows it would have crushed you
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  Speaker 4: if she really canceled.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm just gonna kill her. And then also,
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  Speaker 5: I have a glass of wine right now because I
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  Speaker 5: was freaking out. Oh, I didn't want to be brut Hanson.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, if you're going to kill how maybe I can
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  Speaker 4: summon as a potty and you can all talk to Guessa, me,
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  Speaker 4: you and Matthew mcconnaugh, Huygen you, me and the.
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  Speaker 5: Copy of Hog and Hagen. Oh my god, wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was phone tabs, weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.