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Phone Tap: Password Protector · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Yoa tap, which is Spanish. It is Spanish for it.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for the tap.
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  Speaker 2: Why does our voice get deeper?
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: That's more masculine when I go down to Mexico. But
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: today we call a guy who's married and had to
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  Speaker 1: apologize to his wife recently because he was forced to
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: change their password to log into their visa statement online.
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  Speaker 3: Again.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: This is three times in just the last month and
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: a half that he's had to change it because he
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: keeps forgetting it and then refuses to write it down.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: So his wife got fed up and sent us a message,
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: and we put our own customer service Rep extraordinaire on
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: the case. Jose. Let's see if he can talk some
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: sense into this guy in your phone tap right now?
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hi, This is Neil down from Chase Visa.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: My speaking with Lukeman. This is a Yeah, hi mister,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: an alert came through that you change your password recently.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just double checking that was you.
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was me, of course it was you.
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  Speaker 3: Is there an issue or a problem? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: An issue? I mean not for you, I guess. Just
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  Speaker 2: just change your password any freaking time you want.
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  Speaker 3: Just I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, the issue, misterman, is that
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: I work in the record's division. At any time anywhere,
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: if somebody changes their account password, an alert comes through
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: to me at my desk.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so so.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: Then I have to go into the system, copy and paste,
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: change the font aerial a team so it's easy to
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: read for everyone, printed out three whole punch it and
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  Speaker 2: place it into our secret password binder.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: Calm down, I didn't know companies do that.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: It's called security. Hackers can't steal binders. Well, I guess
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: technically they could if they got into the bill. Listen,
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: it's just harder for them to steal it when there's
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: a physical copy.
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, I just thought it was more sophisticated than that.
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, Oh so now you're you're saying my
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: job is a joke.
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: No, just I thought it was computerized in digital Oh
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: I bet you love that.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They just hired an AI robot come in here and
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  Speaker 2: just take my job away. Password changed, easy, pasy people,
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: and then I'm jobless.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you got a lot going on, man, Oh
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  Speaker 3: you think, Yeah, you sound like angry at me for
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: change my passwords.
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  Speaker 2: You change your password like I changed my clothes.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Don't you recommend that we change our passwords often? Isn't
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  Speaker 3: that the safer thing?
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Oh? I recommend you make one really really strong, good
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  Speaker 2: one that no hacker's ever gonna guess? Why are you
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  Speaker 2: changing it over and over? And don't you tell me?
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: Because it's you forgot. Everyone says they forgot. Do not
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  Speaker 2: say those words.
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  Speaker 3: I forgot, but because that's.
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  Speaker 2: The straw, the straw that broke the camel's back. Luke,
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: you forgot your password? You fort your mom's name? Wuld
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: you forget?
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  Speaker 3: This is really unprofessional. You're yelling at me. Bro I'm sorry,
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: but this is your job.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm trying to watch Netflix over here, and all
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: of a sudden it's like, hey, now we got a
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  Speaker 2: new FBI security database. We got to change our password
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: yet again.
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: Oh now I understand why you're so worried about AI.
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: You're sitting there watching Netflix and you're supposed to be
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: wait a minute, checking the data.
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: And should I not be watching Netflix like you're saying
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: there's like a better streaming service?
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  Speaker 3: No, I only you should be watching streaming in general.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, I think we're onto something.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have like an extra password, a password you'd
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  Speaker 2: like to share.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember all my passwords. I'm not going to
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: remember that password either, And secondly I wouldn't give it
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, don't have to, cauld. I see a chase visa
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  Speaker 2: here on file. I could just sign up for a
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: year's worth the Hulu. This situation just got better, my man.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: No, on the contrary, the situation is getting much worse.
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: Like do you have a supervisor or yeah? I mean
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: my supervisor's your wife. Wait you know my wife?
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually do, because she set you up for
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: this whole thing. Man, my name's Jlse from Brook and
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a phone tap.
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my wife set up?
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: So yeah, we're that radio show she always talks about.
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, why bro?
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: She told us you had to change her password three
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: times in the last like two months because you keep
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: forgetting it.
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: Well that's what That's what made me think, Like I
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: don't know. That just made me feel like it was legitate. No,
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: so stupid, bro.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: Do you know how many binders I have personally with
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  Speaker 2: all of your passwords in it.
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  Speaker 3: That you change?
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  Speaker 2: It looks like a library.
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: That's kind of true because I changed my passwords a lot,
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  Speaker 3: because you're supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, just changes to Brook and Jeffrey. No one will
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  Speaker 2: ever guess it.
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: Sure, I'll get right on that.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: Brooke and what changes every few years, don't worry about it.
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,