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Phone Tap PODCAST: Cheap Xmas Gift · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. Hello, Hi, this is mister B I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: for Junior High. Is this Meghan's mom? Yeah? Are you well?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing too great. Actually, it's calling to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about Megan for a second, if you have time.
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  Speaker 1: It's everything okay, Meghan? And what's going on? Well? Meghan
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  Speaker 1: shared with me something that I found pretty disturbing. Um
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  Speaker 1: oh really and that was well, I guess I'll start
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  Speaker 1: off with a question for you. Why don't you love
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  Speaker 1: your daughter? Why don't I love my child? Yes? What
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  Speaker 1: are you asking me? I'm asking why you don't love
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  Speaker 1: your daughter? Yes? Excuse me? Where is this coming from?
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  Speaker 1: I'm really confused? Now. Well, the holidays just passed and
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  Speaker 1: as you can imagine, all the children are sharing what
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  Speaker 1: they got for Christmas this year, and Megan told the
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  Speaker 1: class what she received, and everybody was beside themselves, including me,
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  Speaker 1: why do you mean the shock she got a new iPhone?
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  Speaker 1: What's the problem? Well, let me correct you on that
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  Speaker 1: she got an iPhone ten. Okay, that's a pretty dambid
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  Speaker 1: gear for a twelve year old. Oh wow, zero remorse.
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  Speaker 1: I am from confused. Why everyone's so shocked about this?
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  Speaker 1: You are aware that there's a new version the iPhone eleven? Correct?
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  Speaker 1: So you got to be kidding me phone asking me
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  Speaker 1: why didn't you're my daughter? No? No, I'm well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not I'm not kidding you. The new version is very nice,
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  Speaker 1: but for some reason you chose to skimp on your
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  Speaker 1: daughter's present and buy some outdated technology. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: might as well have gotten her a typewriter or a
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  Speaker 1: VHS player, don't you think? Don't calling me to ask
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  Speaker 1: me why didn't get her a new pall? I am
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  Speaker 1: confused as to what's happening here. Well, I was confused.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, why does that even make sense? Why is
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  Speaker 1: that even your concern? Why are you even calling me
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  Speaker 1: with this class? Well, all the other students got iPhone
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  Speaker 1: elevens and not your daughter. I don't care what the
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  Speaker 1: other parents have. I do not give a why didn't
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  Speaker 1: bother kids a thousand dollars pose and it's very clear
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  Speaker 1: that you care about nobody but yourself. Wow, you already
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  Speaker 1: has the goal. Yeah, I'm just really perplexedive for why
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  Speaker 1: I'm even bothering with you. I don't care about the
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  Speaker 1: other parents. I don't care if they waste their money
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  Speaker 1: or they're privileged kids to get them what they want.
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  Speaker 1: I'm annoyed with you for quality one. And I actually
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  Speaker 1: enjoyed my daughter because I'm surprised that she's in school
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  Speaker 1: and say all this to her friends and you have this. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't want me. She didn't need to say much.
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  Speaker 1: I actually overheard them talking and saw her phone, and
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  Speaker 1: I gave her a big hug and said, don't worry,
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  Speaker 1: You're cared for here. I can't deal with this conversation
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  Speaker 1: because I don't even get it. I'm not raising my
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  Speaker 1: child to be privileged. Okay, if she earns it, then
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  Speaker 1: she gets it. So I am going to take my
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  Speaker 1: daughter out to school today and I would be having
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with you in person. Well, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to pick her up, she's at the counselor right now.
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  Speaker 1: I've sent her to the counselor because she's very traumatized
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  Speaker 1: over this whole thing, Not that you would kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: She's traumatized over her phone. She looked pretty happy when
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  Speaker 1: she got it the other day. So I'm confused this
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  Speaker 1: for watching it to school and now there's a problem. Well,
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  Speaker 1: of course she seemed happy. She's probably just telling you
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  Speaker 1: that because she's scared of you. And you know, just
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  Speaker 1: so you know, we do offer parenting classes here to
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  Speaker 1: help people who struggle to raise their children need parents
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  Speaker 1: in classes. Who the hell do you think you are
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  Speaker 1: to call me to tell me this? It? Does it
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  Speaker 1: even make sense to you as an educator that you're
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  Speaker 1: calling a parent not concerning anything from freaking behavior, but
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  Speaker 1: of freaking phones, and you feel sympathetic about that. You've
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  Speaker 1: a call of the principles because you sound psychotic and
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  Speaker 1: I can't match her crazy. Well, I'll just to let
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  Speaker 1: you know the principal already knows about this, and he's
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  Speaker 1: already called CPS. What. Yeah, you scaring me right now?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I can already tell what the household is
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  Speaker 1: like based on your language to me right now? So
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  Speaker 1: you who love how services? Oh, you're already familiar. I
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  Speaker 1: guess that's not surprising yet. No, I am not familiar
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  Speaker 1: with you. Why would you do anything? That's that's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: All that's a freaking phone. You don't all shop you
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  Speaker 1: served with the child is not being abuse. Abuse is
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  Speaker 1: not me. You're getting the phone? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: You are? You know I think that it's happening right now.
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  Speaker 1: This doesn't make sense, Like this must be a freaking joke,
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  Speaker 1: like you have to be your dog. I think you
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  Speaker 1: know what. I think it is a sick joke. I
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  Speaker 1: mean your husband gets you a lovely diamond bracelet for
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  Speaker 1: Christmas and all you can give your daughter is a
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  Speaker 1: secondhand phone? What? What? What? What? How? Does? How the
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  Speaker 1: hell did you know that my husband bought me a
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  Speaker 1: freaking diamond bracist for Christmas? How would you know that?
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  Speaker 1: Because your husband and I are lovers? That's how well that?
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  Speaker 1: And this is also actually jewel from brook and Jewel
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  Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you and
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  Speaker 1: your husband Stanley set you up. You don't know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean a frank phone call. It's a joke. Thank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Yes, it's a joke. So Megan is not
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  Speaker 1: going crazy on the phone, and you're not dating my husband.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not dating your husband. I'm not a teacher. Your
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  Speaker 1: husband emailed me and said that you got your daughter
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  Speaker 1: an iPhone tin for Christmas and thought it would be
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  Speaker 1: funny if I gave you a hard time about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, my god, thanks, thank Lord. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot believe. I cannot believe he did this. I
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  Speaker 1: cannot believe you got your daughter an iPhone ten. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. But really you should consider the iPhone eleven.
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  Speaker 1: It has a much better camera. You know, he's luck
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  Speaker 1: used to got to the pen. But she'll be happy
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  Speaker 1: with ED. Okay,