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Phone Tap PODCAST: RV Screw-Up · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: phone tap t Z. Put that one back in. That
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  Speaker 1: one worked, Brooke. And today we're calling a woman who's
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  Speaker 1: gone all out for upcoming wedding anniversary. Oh, that you're
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  Speaker 1: cool with that? And I try to be silly for
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  Speaker 1: a second and it's too much. No, but she she's
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  Speaker 1: already told her husband what the plan is and they're
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  Speaker 1: going to go on a two thousand mile long road
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  Speaker 1: trip across the United States and they're renting an RV
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  Speaker 1: to do it. So they just really want to test
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  Speaker 1: their marriage. Yeah. She did make one big mistake though,
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  Speaker 1: and that was not knowing that her husband listens to
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  Speaker 1: our show and that he would make us prank her
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  Speaker 1: about it. That's his anniversary gift to her. It's your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now the tent. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Paul calling from RV rentals. Is this Shelley, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is. Hey, Shelly, I was just calling because I
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  Speaker 1: see you've scheduled pick up for a twenty two foot
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  Speaker 1: Class C motor home this Saturday. Is that correct? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Shoot, I was hoping that wasn't right. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: what what do you mean? Well, we accidentally double booked
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  Speaker 1: your RV rental with another family. Oh no, yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that. Oh yeah, I just got
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  Speaker 1: off the phone with them. Actually, it seemed like a
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  Speaker 1: really really nice group. What did they say? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they were obviously bummed at the start, but they understood,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, these things do happen. We're kind
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  Speaker 1: of like the airlines. You have to overbooks sometimes because
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  Speaker 1: you never really know who's going to show up. So
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  Speaker 1: what is the other family going to do? Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to send you an email about where they need
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  Speaker 1: you to pick them up at. Wait what, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Well, we don't have any other RVs,
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  Speaker 1: and you know they didn't want to cancel their trip,
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  Speaker 1: so they've agreed to travel with you. You're joking. No,
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  Speaker 1: actually I'm not. We have a provision in our contract,
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  Speaker 1: which you already signed, that says if we don't have
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  Speaker 1: enough supply of RVs, then you'll have to share one
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  Speaker 1: with another group. No, no, no, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: This is from my husband and is anniversary. We're the
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  Speaker 1: only ones that are going to be in that RV.
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  Speaker 1: I know a change of plans can be a little stressful,
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  Speaker 1: but there is some good news here. Okay. The other
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  Speaker 1: family isn't going to be with you the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: It's just the first two days and then you'll drop
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  Speaker 1: them off at the Grand Canyon and then you can
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  Speaker 1: go from there. No, this is not going to happen. No,
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I understand not everybody thinks the
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  Speaker 1: Grand Canyon is the best tourist destination, and frankly, I've
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  Speaker 1: been there. I not angry about the Grand Canyon. I'm
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  Speaker 1: upset about going in an RV with another family. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I didn't pick up on that. I'm sorry, but you
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  Speaker 1: didn't pick up on that. You think that's normal. I
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  Speaker 1: really think you're making a bigger deal than it needs
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  Speaker 1: to be. Okay, because I spoke with the Needlemans and
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  Speaker 1: they say all five of their children are going to
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  Speaker 1: be on their very best behavior. Five children, no six
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  Speaker 1: if you count the one that's on the way mom
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  Speaker 1: is nine months proh my god, oh my god. I
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  Speaker 1: know childbirth is such a miracle, so beautiful. You don't
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  Speaker 1: get it. I don't want to be in an RV
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  Speaker 1: with like eight people. Then this is not happening. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to deal with this. As long as you
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  Speaker 1: get through those first two days, then the RV's all
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  Speaker 1: yours for the next forty eight hours. Forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 1: I booked it for a week and a half. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's the other issue. The Needlemans need to be back
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  Speaker 1: in town by the end of the week for their
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  Speaker 1: middle son's clarinet recital. So are you serious you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to pick them up? No, this is unaccessible. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to ruin our anniversary trips. I probably shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: telling you this, but we're planning to do something very
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  Speaker 1: special to accommodate the occasion for you and your husband.
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  Speaker 1: And does it have to do with these eight children?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what it is? That's the very special thing?
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  Speaker 1: Are you being sarcastic right now? I can't tell. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm being sarcastic. I don't want to be in an
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  Speaker 1: RV with the whole family of children, all right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to pretend like I didn't hear you say that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go back to the surprise to hear
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  Speaker 1: about no surprise, no surprises. I just want an RV
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  Speaker 1: for my anniversary, like I booked it. That's it. You
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  Speaker 1: are getting an RV for your anniversary. Plus we're going
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  Speaker 1: to throw in a ten dollar voucher to the Grand
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  Speaker 1: Canyon gift shop. You're welcome. Are you happy anniversary, Shelley?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Like? Are you messed up
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  Speaker 1: in the head? Is me to seek your supervisor right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not dealing with this anymore. I've never heard anybody
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  Speaker 1: on the verge of such a happy occasion be so
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  Speaker 1: grumpy before. Oh my god, that's fell me. Your name,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I know you said it, I don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: Just tell me what your name is. Well, my fake
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  Speaker 1: name I used was Paul, but my real name's actually Jeff.
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  Speaker 1: And I need to tell you I don't really work
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  Speaker 1: for the RV people. I'm actually here a radio DJ
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  Speaker 1: and we're doing a prank phone call on you. What
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  Speaker 1: your husband, Scott set you up for a phone's app?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, is crazy? Well he just told us
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  Speaker 1: about how awesome you we're setting up a once in
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  Speaker 1: a lifetime anniversary trip with the RV. I just thought like, like,
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  Speaker 1: why is this normal for you? Like what is happening?
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  Speaker 1: I heard their youngest child just learned how to do origami. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that makes it so much better. I'm in on the
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  Speaker 1: trip now. Awesome'm gonna let them know. And it looks
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  Speaker 1: like I just got a text from the Needleman's They
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  Speaker 1: need you to swing by at five thirty am instead
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  Speaker 1: of six. Is that going to work? Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: The Needleman the week of every morning with five