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Phone Tap PODCAST: Spanky Pants · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties, I'm moving five? Hello? Hey is
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  Speaker 1: this Laura? Yes? Hey, Laura's James. I'm sorry who you're funny? Remember? Um? Whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Spanky pants? Classic you? That's just classic? You playing jokes? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You said your name is Shane. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: heard me spanky pants? Okay, why are you calling me
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  Speaker 1: speaky pants? I don't get it. You don't remember your nickname?
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  Speaker 1: At your nickname at the club the other night, spanky
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  Speaker 1: pants and you called me winky pants. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: we were spanky and night. Yeah you remember? Why were you?
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  Speaker 1: Why was I spanky and you winky? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You're the one that made it up. You said to
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  Speaker 1: call you spanky pants and you kept calling me winky pants?
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  Speaker 1: You remember, now? Uh? I remember being very drunk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you were really drunk, like you drank way more than
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  Speaker 1: I did. I'm sorry. I was so drunk. I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember our nicknames. Yeah, it was fun. Anyways, Hey, text
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  Speaker 1: me your address okay, because I need to pick you
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  Speaker 1: up around six. Uh uh tonight? Yeah, of course tonight.
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  Speaker 1: What other night? Remember we talked about it? Which tonight?
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  Speaker 1: I forgot quit play with the spanking paths. It's tonight.
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  Speaker 1: You're meeting my parents tonight? What? Yeah, at the club,
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  Speaker 1: you said you wanted to meet them and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious? And you were like, hell yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: I remember I told you we'd make plans for tonight.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to um schedule that. I didn't. I didn't. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to schedule that. I No, it's cool. Hey anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I told my mom about you already, and she literally
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  Speaker 1: burst into tears on the phone because she was so
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  Speaker 1: happy for me. Even I even told her what you
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  Speaker 1: said at the end of the night, and she was
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  Speaker 1: so excited. So she can't wait to meet you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, what do they say? You said that you
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  Speaker 1: never thought you could fall for someone with a face
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  Speaker 1: like mind, but you did, and then we both cried. Um,
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  Speaker 1: you don't remember standing outside the club crying together. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember yeah. We stood outside. We cried and
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  Speaker 1: we held each other and we talked about how nice
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  Speaker 1: it was to finally find someone. Uh wow, Um, So
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  Speaker 1: what time can I pick you up? Spank Pants? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I I wish I had checked my my schedule before
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  Speaker 1: I said I was free, because I'm looking at it
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  Speaker 1: right now and I can't. I can't tonight. Um. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. Hello. Yeah, Obi, all right, Obi, all right, No,
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  Speaker 1: I just was drunk and I forgot and I didn't check.
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  Speaker 1: Uh just make sure and that's my bad, and I'm sorry. Um,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what your mom Sorry, I'm an ugly
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  Speaker 1: cry Uh. I don't remember that either. Um. But you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I'm sure you're gonna have a great time
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  Speaker 1: anyway with your parents. It's not it's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: terrible time. They were expecting on meeting you, and they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna show up a load and they're gonna tell me
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  Speaker 1: again that they knew i'd always en double load. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you don't need them anyway, you really know.
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  Speaker 1: You just need to thank you? Pants. Are you trying
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  Speaker 1: to come between me and my family already? Just thinking
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe I should have No? I understand, I
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  Speaker 1: understand to be with you, I have to cut off
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  Speaker 1: my family, and I'm fine with that. I'll text my
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  Speaker 1: ball right now. I would tell her I'm never talking
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  Speaker 1: about again. No no, no, no, no no, no, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's that's not what I'm saying at all. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: in that case, I guess I'll just tell you. This
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  Speaker 1: is a prank. Vone call what It's a joke. Your
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  Speaker 1: friend Andrea set you up. Are you spanking eating me
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  Speaker 1: right now? No? I'm not. She said, you got wasted
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  Speaker 1: and don't remember anything from the other night but meeting
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  Speaker 1: some guy. Oh my god, I'm a killer. Did you
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  Speaker 1: actually think that you met some dude and promised to
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  Speaker 1: meet his parents? Oh god, no, I didn't need a dude,
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  Speaker 1: But I don't remember anything else about it. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: what happens bank your pants, all right,