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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bride-A-Saurus Rex · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another jewel on the twenties. Fight all the shoes, Erica.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi there, my name is
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  Speaker 1: My name is Seth McIlroy. Hello, Yes, my name is
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  Speaker 1: Seth McIlroy. Hi. Hi, this is I know. I know.
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  Speaker 1: My wife is planning on coming into your bridle shop
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  Speaker 1: this afternoon, and I just I just wanted to warn you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I wanted to warn you. You wanted to
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: warn you? Warn me? Yes, warn you. Um, we're getting
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: married your wife, Yes, we're getting married this weekend. If
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  Speaker 1: these haven't been going very well with the planning, I'm
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: not sure I understand. First of Floris called and said
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: they messed up and they won't have her favorite flower available.
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  Speaker 1: And then she got really upset and drove over there
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  Speaker 1: and trashed the place. What yeah, yeah. And then and
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  Speaker 1: then we were trying out our wedding food and she
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: said the peanuts sauce for the chicken skewers wasn't peanut
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  Speaker 1: it enough. And then she got upset with the caterer
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  Speaker 1: and destroyed their kitchen too. Okay, I'm sure that she
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  Speaker 1: seems that she's probably just struck. No, oh, no, you
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  Speaker 1: don't even understand, you heard the terb bride Zilla, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's like a bride asaurus Rex. She's destroying everything in
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  Speaker 1: her path. Have you guys had Primario counts? No, of
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  Speaker 1: course not. Why would we need that. Our marriage is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be great. It's just the wedding has turned her
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  Speaker 1: into some sort of maniac um. Look like it's common
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  Speaker 1: for this is not common. No, it's not. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: take take a class, don't take Tell me to take
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  Speaker 1: a breath. You needn't lock your doors, don't let her in,
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  Speaker 1: call the police, the National part. I don't know. You
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  Speaker 1: don't really think she's gonna come over here and our shot? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it. I know it. She was taking
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  Speaker 1: it a sledge having on our wall, and she said
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  Speaker 1: that stupid bridle shop is next. Oh my god, she
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: said she was coming here. Yeah, she said I have
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  Speaker 1: an appointment over there, and where she was like pudget
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  Speaker 1: holes in the wall with a sledge ever, and she said,
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  Speaker 1: I know they're gonna mess things up too, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: let them have it. Also, I'm sorry launds like she's
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  Speaker 1: got Seriously, why are you getting married if you're hiding
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  Speaker 1: in a closet Because I love her. She's the most kindest,
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  Speaker 1: gentless soul on earth that I can't wait to spend
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  Speaker 1: my life with her. That's why. Why would you ask that?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you ask it? Coming over here to Who
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  Speaker 1: would you ask such a question? I only ask you said,
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  Speaker 1: she's carrying your entire world apart, and she's coming over
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  Speaker 1: to car mine apart. Yes she is, but she's so sweet.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you doubt our marriage like that? You are
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  Speaker 1: to get the wedding industry. I think anyone who carries
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  Speaker 1: the sledgehammer and is coming to trash a place because
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't peanutty enough, or I don't I think this
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  Speaker 1: sounds crazy. She sounds crazy. Get out. She's just trying
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  Speaker 1: to plan her perfect wedding, and now you're labeling her
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  Speaker 1: is crazy. What is your problem? You're the one with
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  Speaker 1: the problem. You're the one marrying a crazy mighty Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I hope she didn't hear that. Don't say
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  Speaker 1: things like that that only eggs are on the insane.
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  Speaker 1: You call the police, you calling for it. She's coming
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  Speaker 1: over there on the phone with you. Call the police
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  Speaker 1: right there. You shouldn't call him because this is a
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  Speaker 1: brank phone call. You could probably get in trouble over that.
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  Speaker 1: What you're probably get in trouble for calling the police
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  Speaker 1: over a brank phone call. I don't recommend it. Say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I said this is this is a prank phone call.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Are you No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the door. Your sister Laura set you up. What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she told me you get a lot of bridezillas coming
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  Speaker 1: into your bridle shop and wanted me to freak you out. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you understand like this, stuff like this
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  Speaker 1: can't happen. Ladies get crazy. Yeah. I hope you don't
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  Speaker 1: have any sledge hammers hanging around your bridle shop. No,
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  Speaker 1: we remove all fun objects in case right. Soup every
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  Speaker 1: morning with