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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bowling Alley Fees · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving five. Hello, Hey, this
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  Speaker 1: is aj from you bowling skate. Is this Nancy? Okay? Cool?
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  Speaker 1: You bowled at us four days ago? Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: I did? Yes, I think I might know what you're
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay. So did you happen to take your
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  Speaker 1: bowling shoes with you when you left that night? I did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so embossed. I put my shoes in my bag
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  Speaker 1: and then I was there with my whole work team
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  Speaker 1: and we all walked out and I walked out with
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  Speaker 1: the shoes, and I'm so sorry. I can bring a
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  Speaker 1: bye soon. Don't worry about it. It happens all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You can actually go ahead and keep them for as
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  Speaker 1: long as you want. Oh okay, but it's no problem.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'll bring them back. No. Yeah, Actually, the
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  Speaker 1: longer you keep them, it's better for us so just
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  Speaker 1: keep them. I'm sorry, I don't follow your thinking here.
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  Speaker 1: What do you I don't understand. It's just with like
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  Speaker 1: the bowling shoe fees, it just makes more financial sense
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  Speaker 1: for you to keep them. What do you mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a fee for taking the shoes, so then each
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  Speaker 1: day that it's not returned, it's like sixty bucks and
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  Speaker 1: then we just like add that on. So no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I just took them accident. I'll just bring it back. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's cool. Accidents happen. Just like you know, keep the shoes.
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  Speaker 1: You've had them for like four days, but that's like
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  Speaker 1: sixty times four. That's a couple hundred. It's all right. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pay a fee for
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  Speaker 1: accidentally taking the shoes. You actually are gonna pay. Did
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  Speaker 1: I just do the math wrong though? Like what is
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  Speaker 1: sixty times four? That's like, no, you're not hearing me.
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  Speaker 1: My whole team when into your place, we spend a
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  Speaker 1: ton of money. Well, I'll bring the shoes back today,
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  Speaker 1: but I am not going to pay one more cent.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. I'll let you know. We are closing in
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  Speaker 1: ninety seconds, so okay, and I will bring them back tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: first thing in the morning. What time do you open.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately we are closed tomorrow as well, so that's actually
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  Speaker 1: another sixty dollars. If there's someone else I can talk
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  Speaker 1: to you, this is ridiculous. I'm not going to spend
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  Speaker 1: another penny. It's not pennies, it's dollars. I think I've
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  Speaker 1: been pretty clear on that. But at least you got
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  Speaker 1: an old pair of shoes you can wear around or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: They're a stupid pair of shoes. They're not comfortable, they're weird.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wear them with anything else. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to spend two hundred and forty dollars or whatever it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a pair of bowling shoes. That's ridiculous. Actually, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't bring them in by today and tomorrow, it's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be two forty. It's gonna be two times sixty
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  Speaker 1: on top of that. Yeah, isn't insane. You're not hearing me?
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  Speaker 1: There must May I speak to your supervisor plase, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course I'll put them on. Thank you. Hello, this
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  Speaker 1: is the supervisor. That's me. I'm the supervisor. Your No,
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  Speaker 1: there's not a lot in the bowling industry for everyone
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  Speaker 1: right now, So I'm kind of taking on multiple rolls
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  Speaker 1: here at the lanes. So okay, you know what, I
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  Speaker 1: understand what's going on. You're pulling a scam, and I
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  Speaker 1: just want you to know that you will not be
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  Speaker 1: getting anything from me. I understand how you feel. But
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  Speaker 1: you're down to forty five seconds before we close, and
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  Speaker 1: then it's another sixty dollars. Talking about number I if
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned it, but I have your credit card and
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  Speaker 1: I'm just swiping it for every day. I am going
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  Speaker 1: to report you to my bank and they're going to
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  Speaker 1: cancel this transaction, and you know what, I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 1: a complaint about the earlier as well, because this is
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  Speaker 1: like extortion. I'm going to be real to you, because
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  Speaker 1: you seem really nice. My boss goes to court for
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  Speaker 1: this like all the time, and he like always wins.
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  Speaker 1: And so your boss takes people to court over rental shoes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and kidding me. And by the way, you said you
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  Speaker 1: were the manager. I think I should talk to your boss.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably easier if you just pay the two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and forty and then today's sixty number out of your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Also tomorrow's sixty because we will be close. You're not
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  Speaker 1: hearing me. I'm not paying you're not hearing me because
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  Speaker 1: this is actually a prank phone call. So wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: this is like a joke. Yeah, I'm not actually from
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  Speaker 1: the Bowling Alley. My name is Jake from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tape. So I'm sorry. Your friend Shelley set you up.
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  Speaker 1: She said you felt horrible about taking the shoes. My god,
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  Speaker 1: I am going to kill her all I told her
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  Speaker 1: how guilty I was about this whole shoe thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she told us that. So don't forget to return those
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  Speaker 1: shoes next time, because then it's going to be another
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  Speaker 1: sixty and then on top of that as another sixty.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, La, we're talking about the morning
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