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Phone Tap PODCAST: Coffee Shop Typo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. And it's
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  Speaker 1: almost time for your phone tap. And today we tried
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  Speaker 1: something a little different, a dual phone tap, meaning Jose
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  Speaker 1: and Brook double teamed some rando. Okay that sounds okay,
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  Speaker 1: Actually I'm sorry, Please repeat that they worked together to
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  Speaker 1: prank a random person. God go home to divorce paper.
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  Speaker 1: Keep talking. It's a woman who stopped off at a
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  Speaker 1: very popular coffee shop that you might see around and
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  Speaker 1: while she was there, she experienced something a lot of
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  Speaker 1: other people have had happened when the barista writes your
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  Speaker 1: name wrong on the coffee cup. And this woman did
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  Speaker 1: not like that, so she actually made a complaint. Anne
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  Speaker 1: told a few of her friends about what happened, and
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  Speaker 1: of course that's where she went wrong. I'm telling the
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  Speaker 1: friends because they told us. And for a situation like this,
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  Speaker 1: we needed a two person job. Hear how it went
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  Speaker 1: down with Brooke and Jose in your brand new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now, I'm moving nine point five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Tracy? Yeah? Hi, this is Lisa. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: manager from some twenty fifth Street. I got your number
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  Speaker 1: from your rewards account. Okay, yeah, so I heard that
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  Speaker 1: you came in yesterday morning and one of our employees
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  Speaker 1: spelled your name wrong on your cup. Yeah. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and say that I am
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  Speaker 1: so sorry that that happened. Oh, thank you. That's nice.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't happen when I'm here. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: let you know. Yeah, it's okay. No, this isn't some
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  Speaker 1: crutty little diner where we're misspelling names on cups and
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  Speaker 1: not cleaning the bathrooms. We have pride. It's really not
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  Speaker 1: that big a deal. Oh no, it is a very
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  Speaker 1: big deal. And that's why I want to let you know.
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  Speaker 1: As the manager, I have fired that employee that misspelled
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  Speaker 1: your name. What well, technically I fired him in the system.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I haven't told him the news, but I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to tell you what happened. Oh no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want that to happen. Like, you're not that serious, Edward. Edward,
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  Speaker 1: get over here, Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put it
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  Speaker 1: on speaker right now. Okay, I don't hold on. He's
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  Speaker 1: a little you know, I don't want this to happened.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, Hello, speak up, Edward. She can't hear you. Hello. No,
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  Speaker 1: you really don't have to do this. Yes, Edward, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on the phone with Tracy. Do you remember her the
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  Speaker 1: one you humiliated yesterday? Come on, that's not really true, Edward.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who's this? Who? Who's Tracy? Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: refresh your memory, Edward. She was a woman. You misspelled
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  Speaker 1: her name. You spelled it with an I E instead
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  Speaker 1: of a why. Oh, come one. I don't really remember, Tracy.
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  Speaker 1: It was really a mistake. I mean, you can see
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  Speaker 1: what I'm dealing with here. Tracy. Can you please tell
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  Speaker 1: Edward how you sorry? Please Tracy tell Edward how it
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  Speaker 1: made you feel, and don't hold back. This doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: need to happen. Yes it does, Tracy, Okay, be honest
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  Speaker 1: with him. That's the only way he can grow. Um.
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  Speaker 1: It was my fault. I'm sorry. It was just it
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  Speaker 1: was really busy. I wasn't thinking. I don't spell very well,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm really sorry I didn't it's okay. I totally understand.
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  Speaker 1: All right, enough with the nice cities, Okay, Tracy wants
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  Speaker 1: you to know you're fired. No, no, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they go off to pick I don't
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  Speaker 1: care where you go. Okay, they don't write your name
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  Speaker 1: on cups at those other places. Maybe you'll do better there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, just got this job, was so proud.
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  Speaker 1: Don't fire him. He only even spelled my name on
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  Speaker 1: a cup, Tracy, Why are you doing this to me?
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  Speaker 1: I just a name. I'm trying my hardest. Edward Edward,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Tracy. I'll take it from here. I'll take
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  Speaker 1: it from here, Tracy. Everybody wanted it, Okay, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want it your block when it did, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want everyone and everyone wants you gone. Sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: know this is horrible, your locker, you loser. Edward did
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  Speaker 1: we'd No, I'm sorry I didn't. Oh, I get terrible. No,
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  Speaker 1: I know, And that's what I'm telling you. It will
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  Speaker 1: never happen again. Okay. If this ever happens again, Tracy,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to call my personal number. You understand me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I will not call you. You are a
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  Speaker 1: terrible welding. I don't want anyone else to lose their
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  Speaker 1: job over writing their name, my name wrong on a
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  Speaker 1: cop Oh my god, that guy is a loser with
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  Speaker 1: a capital L. Okay, big old right on his forehead.
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  Speaker 1: And you still talk? I told oh the apron edward.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do this. I'm sorry. Oh, no, crying, baby,
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  Speaker 1: make me cry, Tracy, don't cry, Okay, pull it together.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. This is really bad. I can fine. Don't
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  Speaker 1: stop crying. Listen to stop crying. I'm a terrible person. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a Tracy. It's just a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: It's not real what it's a joke. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Brooke from the show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. What your co
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  Speaker 1: worker Janet set you up? I don't what do you
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  Speaker 1: say to me? Said that they always get your name
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  Speaker 1: spelled wrong, said she wanted to mess with you. I
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  Speaker 1: stop frying. I'm gonna call up from her. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I do work here too, I'm jose. Nobody fired me. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: See what I'm dealing with here, Tracy, All these losers? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: week up every morning with funk Tapps Weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five