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Phone Tap PODCAST: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: tap time on the phone bone. No, that's how the
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  Speaker 1: cool radio DJ say. Anyway, in today's phone tapp, I
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  Speaker 1: call a woman. What no ononder your mom's embarrassing? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: in today's phone tapp, I call a woman who has
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  Speaker 1: a big, work functioned dinner tomorrow night and she needs
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  Speaker 1: to pick up her dress that she had altered for
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  Speaker 1: the event. Okay, so this should be a very quick
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  Speaker 1: and easy get in, grab the dress, get out situation. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but that's never the case when you do one of
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  Speaker 1: these calls. That'd be not fine. In fact, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: try and make this the most frustrating call of her life. No,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see if we succeed. In your brand new phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name's Terry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from Dress Alterations. I'm looking to speak with Diana.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is she Hi Diana, good day to you. Ni.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because we got your dress all
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  Speaker 1: sized up and when were you thinking of grabbing it? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I can probably come in and like about an hour
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  Speaker 1: to pick it up from you guys. Oh, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but we won't be open at that time unfortunately. Okay. Um, wait,
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  Speaker 1: did your hours change? I usually pick up some from
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  Speaker 1: you guys around that time. Yeah, they did. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. Um, So when are you open? Well, that
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  Speaker 1: kind of depends on the day because we just switched
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  Speaker 1: over to four hour work days. Four hour work days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of turn over here at the store,
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  Speaker 1: so the owners came up with an out of the
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  Speaker 1: box idea to increase our pro activity. Okay, that's weird, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it is different. Could I come in around noon then? Oh, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: all of our workers will be on their lunch break
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  Speaker 1: at that time. That's included in the four hour work day.
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  Speaker 1: The lunch break isn't included. So like everyone's working a
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  Speaker 1: three and a half hour work day, well, sometimes less,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes a little more, but mostly less. Yeah, is there
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  Speaker 1: another time that works for your schedule? Because I can check, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I could do one one. Okay, well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to check the schedule. Actually, they might be
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  Speaker 1: coming back from their fifth break around that time, so
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  Speaker 1: wait your fifth break. Yeah. The owners allow a maximum
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  Speaker 1: of seven small breaks per day, and usually everyone here
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  Speaker 1: takes most of them in the morning, I think to
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  Speaker 1: pick up my dress. I know, I know, and we're
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  Speaker 1: here for you. I don't think you are, actually, because
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  Speaker 1: if you were here for me, then you'd be open more.
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  Speaker 1: You just tell me when you're open, and I'll make
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  Speaker 1: it work. Okay, get a little feist you with me here,
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  Speaker 1: But that's all right. Let me just look at the schedule.
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  Speaker 1: Would two oh seven work for you today? Two oh seven? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: two oh seven. I think we can make that happen.
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  Speaker 1: I think, why is it such a specific time? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just know that sometimes they might open for a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes around that time, but then they'll close by
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  Speaker 1: two oh nine. This is ridiculous. What you're open for
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  Speaker 1: two minutes? Yeah? Maybe less? Though? How about this, because Diana, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I like you all right, and it sounds like you're
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  Speaker 1: unhappy with this new policy. So yeah, how about I
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  Speaker 1: book you an appointment for a dress fitting okay, and
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  Speaker 1: that means they'll have to be here for that, and
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  Speaker 1: then when you're here, you can just grab your dress. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: is just a little insider knowledge for you. There, girl
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  Speaker 1: just gave you the secret. Squirrel had put that on lockdown. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. It means we're squirrel friends.
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  Speaker 1: I just want my dress. Can you just book the
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  Speaker 1: appointment for me? Then? All right? You got it, And
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  Speaker 1: looks like we have an opening for a fitting about
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  Speaker 1: three weeks from now. Three weeks. I need it for
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. I need my dress now this weekend. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow's the start of employee appreciation day, so no one's
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  Speaker 1: going to be here now, are you messing with me?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? This is ridiculous. This is not very convenient,
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  Speaker 1: is it. Yeah? I would say it's definitely the opposite
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  Speaker 1: of convenient. You're making it impossible for me to come
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  Speaker 1: in for ten seconds and pick up my dress. Hey there,
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  Speaker 1: hey there, squirrel friend. Okay, I hear you. You seem
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  Speaker 1: a little bit stressed telling but maybe you need an
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  Speaker 1: appreciation day. No, I'm going to come down there right
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  Speaker 1: now and if no one's in there, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to break in and get my dress
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  Speaker 1: myself because this is ridiculous. Okay, well before you do,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to shock you here. The place might actually
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  Speaker 1: be open. I don't actually work there. Excuse me, what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Yeah? Yeah, called me about my dress.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. This is actually a joke because my
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  Speaker 1: name's really jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, this is all a prank call. What
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? I thought this was like a real thing.
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  Speaker 1: What they're happening. No, we just talked with your coworker, Maddie.
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  Speaker 1: She set you up for this because she said, you're
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  Speaker 1: getting your dress tailored for a really important business party.
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  Speaker 1: She wanted to have a little fun with you. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe she did best to me. Oh look, I
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  Speaker 1: just had an opening for three years from now. Come
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  Speaker 1: up on my computers. Oh my god, stop you stopped.
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  Speaker 1: Squirrel friend. This is insane. Did you get what I
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  Speaker 1: did there? Like girlfriend, but squirrel friend friends for life?
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  Speaker 1: I got it. Every morning five