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Phone Tap: Overdue Surprise · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who recently put her whole
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  Speaker 1: life into chaos by planning and throwing a huge birthday
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  Speaker 1: surprise party for one of her close friends.
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  Speaker 2: And when I say huge, I mean she didn't even.
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  Speaker 1: Know everybody in attendance and it just happened yesterday. So
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  Speaker 1: fast forward to this morning. She's about to get a
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  Speaker 1: strange call from one of the party goers. She does
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  Speaker 1: not know him, but she's about to in your phone,
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  Speaker 1: tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty Hello? Why is this Courtney?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Who's this? It's Duncan? Who Duncan? Remember? No, I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know him Duncan from the party last night.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I met a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: How can I help you? Well, I'm just wondering is
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  Speaker 2: it time time for what? Time for the surprise?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I can't even understand you.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you whispering?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Remember you told everybody to
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  Speaker 2: go hide before Logan got home so we could all
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  Speaker 2: jump out and surprise him. Yeah, it was a surprise party.
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  Speaker 2: So I've been hiding underneath the bed upstairs, and I
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  Speaker 2: must have fallen asleep for a little bit. So what
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  Speaker 2: is it? Is it time to pop? Out.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be joking because the surprise was last night.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already at work. What you've been in the house
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  Speaker 2: the entire time? Oh my god? No, this okay, this
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  Speaker 2: makes sense because I've been hearing snoring coming from directly
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  Speaker 2: above me. That's what that noise is. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: think Logan's sleeping right on top of me. Krita, you're
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  Speaker 2: under the bed. Get the sut there. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I can without him hearing me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, just leave, just leave.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't even know why you're calling me. I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know you because you're the one who set
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  Speaker 2: up the whole surprise party thing. So my friend said
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  Speaker 2: it was kind of your fault that I'm even still here.
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  Speaker 2: My fault, Yeah, I didn't. You're supposed to do in
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  Speaker 2: a surprise party.
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  Speaker 1: Just supposed to hide and her like a couch or
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  Speaker 1: hide on a.
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  Speaker 2: Curtain or something.
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  Speaker 1: Now go upstairs and fall asleep.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Now you're making up rules. So I didn't see
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  Speaker 2: the pamphlet when I got to the party about the
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  Speaker 2: surprise rules. How's that? Just hide? You didn't worth specific.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to be specific.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody knows how this works. You're an idiot for doing
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  Speaker 2: this in the first place. Okay, the name calling, it
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  Speaker 2: really doesn't help, but it actually kind of hurts. I
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  Speaker 2: don't give it. I don't. You need to do something
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  Speaker 2: and I can't help you. Can you come over and
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  Speaker 2: cause a distraction or something so I can get out?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you're on your own, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Just come by and knock on the door, say you
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  Speaker 2: lost your dog or something. No. No, it's gonna look
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  Speaker 2: really bad when I crawl out from under the bed
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not wearing pants.
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  Speaker 1: And then when I get why aren't you wearing pants?
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I drink a lot before the party started.
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  Speaker 2: Things just happened. Oh my god. Yeah, and I forgot
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  Speaker 2: to tell you. I think I hear two people I'm
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  Speaker 2: in the bed. I think he hooked up with a rando.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, why are you even Why are you
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  Speaker 2: even telling you this? I don't even know this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Wogan is an adult. You can do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm just a freaking out. I think I heard
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  Speaker 2: him say the name Tatum. Are you joking? You said Tatum.
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  Speaker 2: That's the name that I heard him say.
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  Speaker 1: That's my best friend. She's engaged.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way that's her, No way at all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Just okay, pretend you didn't hear me say that.
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  Speaker 1: I did hear you. Get the thought of there, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming over because she better not have slept with him.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sure, But I mean like we all make mistakes,
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  Speaker 2: like you made the mistake of not telling me specifically
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  Speaker 2: where to hide. That's kind of on you who fell
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  Speaker 2: asleep at a surprise party and then see there till
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  Speaker 2: the next day or whatever you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: I get your point. No, I see, I'm just super hungry, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Done listening to you. I'm so over there.
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  Speaker 1: Go home, go home.
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  Speaker 2: Just a little. Oh my god, I'm calling the police.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. Oh my god. Oh what I think he's
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  Speaker 2: waking up? What is there anybody in here? God? If
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  Speaker 2: he finds me under here, he's can totally kick my butt.
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  Speaker 2: I hope he does. I hope he catches you that,
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  Speaker 2: and I hope he kicks your no no, because then
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  Speaker 2: if he catches me, then this prank phone call that
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing on you won't be as successful and your
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  Speaker 2: friend Tatum will be really pissed. What you said it
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  Speaker 2: so what I said it a prank because your friend
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  Speaker 2: Tatum sets you up for a phone jeff my name
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  Speaker 2: is actually Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: You're here on the radio right now. My god, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: S So you're not there. Yeah, I'm not on your
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  Speaker 1: Logan's bed. My name is actually Jeff from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank god.
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  Speaker 1: I know. It was actually your friend Tatum's idea to
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  Speaker 1: do this. She thought it'd be funny because you worked
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  Speaker 1: so hard on that surprise party setting it up.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, Logan, but I gotta say, you're not very
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  Speaker 2: helpful in a crisis situation.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a crisis. That was an idiot situation.
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  Speaker 2: That was Hey, I take offense to that like that.
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  Speaker 2: You're not under the bed anymore. I'm really hungry though,
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  Speaker 2: Oh man.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning