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Phone Tap PODCAST: Medicinal Crack · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Let's get into the phone tap and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's been celebrating lately that his upstairs neighbor
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  Speaker 1: is finally moving out. Oh no, I did that one
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  Speaker 1: from my downstairs neighbor. Yeah, because apparently whoever lived there
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  Speaker 1: before was always really loud and obnoxious. But before he
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  Speaker 1: gets too excited, he's going to get a call from
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  Speaker 1: his new upstairs neighbor who has a whole nother set
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  Speaker 1: of issues. After this, he's probably gonna be begging for
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  Speaker 1: the last guy to come back. In your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Mike? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? We've never spoken before. My name's Randall and
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  Speaker 1: the leasing office just gave me your number. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: new in your complex. Oh well, okay, it's nice to
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  Speaker 1: meet you. Thanks, I appreciate nice to meet you too.
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  Speaker 1: I asked for your number, specifically because I found out
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  Speaker 1: that I'm the unit directly above you. You're about me,
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  Speaker 1: you look up, I'm right there. I'm like your top
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  Speaker 1: neighbor or neighbor on top. Okay, anyways, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give you my contact info in case anything like weird happens,
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  Speaker 1: or like you hear any loud noises late at night.
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  Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean loud noises? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? In other places that I've lived before,
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  Speaker 1: like neighbors and other people around me have like said
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  Speaker 1: some things to me, and maybe like the authorities. Wait wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: any other things got involved? Yeah what, I'm sorry. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to be more specific. What are you talking
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  Speaker 1: about When you say authorities you mean the police? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just look, I just wanted to get ahead of
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  Speaker 1: a situation that obviously follows me. So I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: be a polite neighbor and tackle the issue now before
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  Speaker 1: you call any silly authorities or anything. Yeah, Okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: starting to freak me out a little bit. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: be way more specific what you're talking about. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a huge deal, man, I got like a foot thing, Like,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean a foot? Thing. Well, I broke
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  Speaker 1: my foot a little while ago and the pain didn't
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  Speaker 1: go away. So I was actually prescribed medicinal crack from
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  Speaker 1: my doctor. Which, wait, what did you say, I broke
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  Speaker 1: my foot? No, no, the cracked part. Oh you said crack. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's medicinal crack. Did you miss that part? It's it's right,
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  Speaker 1: but it's still cracked like the drug I mean technically, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but aren't all drugs drugs. This is really weird, Like agreed,
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  Speaker 1: But I just wanted to let you know, like if
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  Speaker 1: at three am, middle of the night, you hear a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of like windows opening and shutting or like, waita rucks,
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  Speaker 1: It's fine, you know, I'm on my meds. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be doing that opening shutting windows in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the night. Not necessarily that, I mean sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: a silverware drawer. Apparently, I like slamming it open and
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  Speaker 1: shut and open and shut like five hundred times in
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  Speaker 1: a row. I don't remember any of it. Oh, don't
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  Speaker 1: ask me. That's a quote from the police. Quiet, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you being serious by now? Sorry? I haven't taken
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  Speaker 1: my crack yet. What were you saying? It seems like
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  Speaker 1: you're joking. You're not You can't be serious. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually serious, like this is a real thing. All drugs
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  Speaker 1: outside effects, right, some's headaches. Mine is just keep you
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  Speaker 1: up all night, okay, because it's crack. It's literally crack.
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  Speaker 1: Most people like myself sleep at night, so I this
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  Speaker 1: will probably keep me up. Okay, Well, I have an idea.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you want some crack too. We can stay up
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  Speaker 1: at the same time and get on the same sleep schedule.
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  Speaker 1: No I don't want crack. Well I can ask my doctor.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like we're doing anything sketchy here, dude, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want this is sketchy. I've never heard the
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  Speaker 1: doctor giving someone medicinal crack. It's not just for foot paint.
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  Speaker 1: It really helps anxiety. And it sounds like you're getting
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  Speaker 1: a little up tight. You could use you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kiss because my neighbor who lives upstairs with me
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  Speaker 1: just told me he's gonna be doing crack and keep
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  Speaker 1: me awake all night. So are you talking about me
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  Speaker 1: or another neighbor? Yeah, well, stop talking about you again.
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  Speaker 1: Probably because I haven't had the crack, my brain's not
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  Speaker 1: quite with it, and know, oh my god, man, this
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  Speaker 1: is not gonna either you're gonna move or I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: move out because this is not gonna work out. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk to Leasi agent when I get off the
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  Speaker 1: phone with you. Are you sure you don't just want
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  Speaker 1: me to leave you a little sample of crack for
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  Speaker 1: my doctor in your mailbox? Dude, stop trying to sell
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  Speaker 1: me crack. Okay, fine, I'll I'll tell you it's a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Then all right, your sister Samantha set
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  Speaker 1: you up. She's the real crackhead to wait what Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Jose for the radio show Brick and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: This is not real, are you Are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And you said, my sister Samantha set this up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She said, you're you're happy by your upstairs neighbor leaving
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  Speaker 1: because he was so loud before, so she wanted to
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  Speaker 1: surprise you with a new neighbor. Handled the crack fiend
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. Yeah, I mean that's really funny. She's dead, though, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you need to calm down. I think you need a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of crack. Hey, you the week of every
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  Speaker 1: morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties two
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