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Phone Tap: Batman Got Cake · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Halloween season is in full swing. And for the kids,
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  Speaker 1: you know that means trick or treating.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: For the elderly, it means shutting their blinds and turning
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  Speaker 1: off all their lights by five pm. But what does
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  Speaker 1: it mean for the average middle aged adult? Why are
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  Speaker 1: you looking at it? It means costume parties. There's so
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  Speaker 1: many options out there, it's tough to choose what you
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  Speaker 1: want to be. That's why today a lady who works
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  Speaker 1: at a costume store is about to get a call
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  Speaker 1: from some weirdo and it doesn't seem that strange at first,
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  Speaker 1: but as the conversation goes on, you can tell there's
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  Speaker 1: definitely something off.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now, mass Grading Costume.
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  Speaker 1: This is Sandra Hi. I was looking on your website
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  Speaker 1: at your costumes a little earlier. It seems like you
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  Speaker 1: guys have a lot of inventory.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a lot of stuff. Is there anything
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  Speaker 2: specifically that you were interested in that I could help
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  Speaker 2: you with?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, so I saw your Batman costume and I really
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  Speaker 1: liked that one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Batman's very popular this year, that's one of
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  Speaker 2: our top sellers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was wondering do you have any with
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  Speaker 1: the bottom cut out?
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  Speaker 2: The bottom? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like you know, the back area.
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  Speaker 2: So you just want the top part of the costume.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I need the whole thing, but the butt part.
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  Speaker 1: I need that area bear. Oh you know, so when
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  Speaker 1: I lift up my cape to run, that's what everybody sees.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, we we don't carry the butt list Batman.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you ran out of him.
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  Speaker 2: No, we don't sell any Batman costumes with the butt
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  Speaker 2: part missing. Oh sorry, okay, yeah. Shoot, I mean if
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  Speaker 2: you want to come in and buy a costume and
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  Speaker 2: just cut the butt part out yourself, kind of like
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  Speaker 2: a do it yourself thing to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I tried that last year when I was
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  Speaker 1: a sexy Stormtrooper. Oh, but it didn't really work out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I injured myself.
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  Speaker 1: I injured myself because I cut the whole while I
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  Speaker 1: was still wearing him. So, oh, probably the most awkward
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  Speaker 1: er visit you're ever going to see.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything
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  Speaker 2: else I can help you find?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I did on your website? I did
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  Speaker 1: see a hunky loomiere. You know, the candlestick from beating
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  Speaker 1: the beast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a fun costume, right.
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  Speaker 1: And the picture though it only showed the front of him,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm assuming that the butt was cut out of
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  Speaker 1: that one.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe No, sure, we don't have any costumes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought. Maybe just that's why you're showing the
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  Speaker 1: front only because you weren't allowed to show the back. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was my bad. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't. We don't have any costumes where there's
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  Speaker 2: no butt. Do they all have the butt covered? It's
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  Speaker 2: like fully covered bottom.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it says sexy costumes right there on your website.
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  Speaker 2: Why we carry sexy costumes but they don't have the
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  Speaker 2: butt cut out?
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  Speaker 1: I guess, so you should be more clear. And it's
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  Speaker 1: not like full sexy, it's just mild sexy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell management you said that, I guess. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of frustrating. I mean, like, how am I
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  Speaker 1: supposed to accentuate my best feature if it's covered up
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  Speaker 1: with fabric?
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  Speaker 2: A wear tighter pan?
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  Speaker 1: Because I've tried special lighting before, like I did a
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  Speaker 1: string of led lights around the area.
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  Speaker 2: You put lights on your pants.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to like really accentuate the feature there
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  Speaker 1: attention to it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because it's pretty tight, right, I don't have anything
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  Speaker 2: like that. But is there another costume you had in
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  Speaker 2: mind that I can help you with? Because mm doesn't
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  Speaker 2: sound like we're what you're looking are might be able.
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  Speaker 1: To help me because I tried cutting the butt out
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  Speaker 1: of a Bumblebee transformer costume myself and I'm wearing it
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  Speaker 1: right now. So would you mind if I just like
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  Speaker 1: came down there right now and you could give me
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  Speaker 1: a thumbs up or a thumbs down?
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  Speaker 2: This is getting ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Even if I could just like walk by the front
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  Speaker 1: window real slowly. Now, I don't have to go inside.
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  Speaker 1: You can just peek through the window thumbs up if
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  Speaker 1: it looks good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean you're mirror, I can't you just like?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm kind of a harsh critic of myself
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  Speaker 1: and all.
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  Speaker 2: My ears working at the store. I've never had a
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  Speaker 2: conversation like this, and it just feels like it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of taking an inappropriate turn.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So I guess maybe I've made you feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Enough then, And yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: So at this point I should probably just tell you
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  Speaker 1: that it's a prank phone call kind of wrap this up.
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  Speaker 2: What yeah, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, work on the radio with the morning show Brokenjeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm jeff I'm doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you, Sandra.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was like, what, you want me
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  Speaker 2: to show me her butt?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I do, but it's really your coworker, Viv's idea.
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  Speaker 1: She set you up for this. She said, this Halloween's
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  Speaker 1: been kind of average and boring so far at the store,
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  Speaker 1: so she wanted to give you a really challenging customer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, in the lights. I was like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, you want to see that?
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  Speaker 2: Huh nah.
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  Speaker 1: They're synchronized while I walk.
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  Speaker 2: The week up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning