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Phone Tap: Heavy Heartstrings Inc · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a single woman who's been dating around
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  Speaker 1: hasn't found her perfect guy yet, so her friends wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with her a little bit, and it came
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  Speaker 1: to our mind that Jose could call, using one of
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  Speaker 1: his famous voices, maybe like Rolando, and try to woo
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  Speaker 1: her as a guy that she matched with on Tinder.
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  Speaker 1: But instead we decided to try out something a little
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  Speaker 1: bit new and have a professional service call her with
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  Speaker 1: a romantic opportunity that she probably shouldn't pass up.
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  Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now twenty Hello. Hi is
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  Speaker 2: this Marissa? Yes, sus my name is Matt matcha maker.
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  Speaker 2: I've left you few voicemails.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm calling from Heavy Heartstrings Incorporated. Have you seen
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  Speaker 3: our ads on TV?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe no I haven't. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine, but what our company is known for is
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  Speaker 3: bringing past loves back to the lives of the lonely.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not interested, but.
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  Speaker 2: We're not selling anything to you.
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  Speaker 3: This service has already been paid for by your ex Donovan.
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  Speaker 2: What well, don't sound shocked.
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  Speaker 3: He says, you two were close and then split up
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  Speaker 3: like seven years ago. Yeah, so Donovan paid for our service,
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  Speaker 3: and he would like to give you a message.
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  Speaker 4: What is the message? What's what is going on here?
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  Speaker 2: Sir?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I gotta go. I have work to do. I
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  Speaker 3: have I'm sorry. That was just me trying to express
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  Speaker 3: his emotions. What he's feeling.
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  Speaker 2: I need to go. What is this I spoke with him? Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 2: what's the message? He misses you. Okay, he misses.
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  Speaker 3: You and he doesn't know what your relationship status is
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  Speaker 3: right now, but he thinks of you fondly.
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  Speaker 1: That's great.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't ask if you were. What's the plan?
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  Speaker 2: Let me get to it. Please.
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  Speaker 3: Do I have a quote from him? He says, my
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  Speaker 3: soul weeps in the shape of your initials. O huh, Well,
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  Speaker 3: I mean it was one of our probms. He asked
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  Speaker 3: a select from five romantic quotes. It was either that
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  Speaker 3: or there was a pigeon that reminded him of you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what to say right now.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say a thing. Just listen.
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  Speaker 3: Because Donovan paid an extra three ninety nine so we
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  Speaker 3: could play your song that you shared in intimate moments.
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  Speaker 2: What that's not our song? Man? Okay, yeah, I get you.
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  Speaker 3: Bye, And that's the only part of the song I
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  Speaker 3: can play he didn't pay for the full version. I
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  Speaker 3: never did you see, right, how much that song really
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  Speaker 3: meant of both of you.
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  Speaker 1: I never listened to that song with him ever.
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  Speaker 3: The whole point is he misses you greatly and he
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  Speaker 3: realizes now what he had back.
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  Speaker 2: Then are you joking?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not, because he wants you to know he's engaged
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  Speaker 3: to someone else.
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  Speaker 4: What engaged?
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 3: What the But here's the kicker. He believes he'd be
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  Speaker 3: happier with you.
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  Speaker 4: It's so messed up.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty touching, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: No, he's engaged to someone else, and then he does this.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 4: What if I found out.
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  Speaker 2: She knows and she has a message just for you?
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  Speaker 2: We recorded it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm Marisa, listen.
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  Speaker 3: I understand I'll always be a distant second to you,
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  Speaker 3: but really I.
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  Speaker 4: Would happily step aside if you would take Donovan back.
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  Speaker 1: Uh are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 3: This is insane. I know her voice is a little
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  Speaker 3: nasali or, which is probably why he chose you over her.
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  Speaker 3: It's not him choosing me over this girl.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even talked to him, and he's engaged well currently,
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  Speaker 2: but he's not married.
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  Speaker 4: This was seven years ago.
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  Speaker 2: This is so weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is a little strange, but at this point
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  Speaker 3: I do need to tell you Donovan has rented a
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  Speaker 3: hotel for the night.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell?
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  Speaker 3: And I will tell you exactly which hotel and room
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  Speaker 3: number to go run back into his arms. No, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not running into anybody's arms.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure why he's even setting his message or
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  Speaker 1: the fiance.
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  Speaker 3: Your phone is breaking up, so at this point I
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  Speaker 3: should just tell you it's a prank phone call before
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  Speaker 3: I leaves the signal.
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  Speaker 2: What oh you heard that? Yeah, this is actually home
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  Speaker 2: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 3: In the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Your friends Gabby Lauris set you up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently you guys were talking about their worst x's
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  Speaker 3: in your lives recently.
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  Speaker 4: I you believe it, Man and Marissa, it's me Donovan,
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  Speaker 4: remember me, Man, I wasn't even our song.
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  Speaker 2: It was either between that or Hey, mak Arena. So
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  Speaker 2: I think you chose wisely.
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  Speaker 3: Weeke up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning