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Phone Tap: X-Mas Lights and Neighborhood Fights · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. When we look at
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  Speaker 2: society as a whole and we focus on the bad
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  Speaker 2: people that are part of it, you've basically got the thieves,
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  Speaker 2: the predators, and the people who leave their Christmas lights
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  Speaker 2: up into January, who.
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  Speaker 3: Up until July.
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  Speaker 2: Can I not be ridiculous? Just admit you're a terrible
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  Speaker 2: person who likes giving the middle finger to all of
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  Speaker 2: your neighbors. That's why we call a lady today from
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  Speaker 2: the homeowners Association to let her know she has crossed
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  Speaker 2: the line of decency and decorum in our community and
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  Speaker 2: she must pay. In your phone, jab right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another twenty Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, you answered, so you're not on vacation for
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  Speaker 2: the last month.
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  Speaker 1: But what.
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  Speaker 2: This is Emily?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I recognize this number.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is Paul from the homeowners Association. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I know you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was recently elected to the president. Okay, the reason
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  Speaker 2: for my call is, I'll try to be brief. You
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  Speaker 2: still have your Christmas lights up?
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: You don't understand you don't have them up.
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  Speaker 3: And I know I have them.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, so you're calling from the h oay
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  Speaker 4: to complain about the fact that my Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: I threw up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not complaining. I'm just stating the fact that you
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  Speaker 2: still have them up. Can we just agree on that part.
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  Speaker 4: I do not understand what this business is of yours.
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  Speaker 4: If you're not complaining about them, why are we talking.
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  Speaker 2: Other neighbors have said that you would be difficult, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm seeing.
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  Speaker 3: What they're Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Look, you realize that it's according to the bylaws, they
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  Speaker 2: should have been down weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not all that concerned about what.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not even interested in your answer. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: here to tell you you've occurred fines of fifty dollars
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  Speaker 2: a day, So extrapolate that to today's date. You owe
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  Speaker 2: us thirteen hundred and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna have to get a lawyer around this.
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  Speaker 3: This is child lawyer Janet that called you.
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  Speaker 2: There's no need to bring the other neighbors into this.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't a dispute. You violated the bylaws.
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  Speaker 3: Then I could understand it like I had out on
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  Speaker 3: my sidewalk, which, by the way, Janet does all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Got it? Got it?
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  Speaker 2: Can you just shut up for a second, because all
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  Speaker 2: I need is to check excuse me, thirteen hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: This is actually making a little bit more sense because
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  Speaker 2: I went up and I saw your furniture through the
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  Speaker 2: window of your house, and it looks like you probably
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  Speaker 2: don't have them to pay the fine.
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  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: What this is?
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  Speaker 4: Look through my windows just to make sure you were home.
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  Speaker 3: How did you get elected?
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  Speaker 2: Paul? Sure, we could talk about me being the president
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  Speaker 2: of the HOA, but we can both agree that your
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  Speaker 2: furniture looks a little worn like you got it for
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  Speaker 2: free off Craigslist.
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  Speaker 4: How dare you criticized mike furniture?
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  Speaker 2: What? I'm just being honest. I didn't even mention how
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  Speaker 2: I feel about your car.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, let's talk about my car. It's a Toyota. You've
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  Speaker 4: got something against Toyota.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly in this neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I don't know if you've noticed, there's mostly rivions
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  Speaker 2: and Tesla's on your block. So if you could just
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  Speaker 2: go park your trash heap in a different neighborhood, then
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  Speaker 2: you can uber back over here. We would really appreciate that.
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  Speaker 4: There is no same way that this is real. This
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  Speaker 4: has to be a joke. There's no way that somebody
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  Speaker 4: in charge would actually talk like this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, as I said before, I just got elected and
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  Speaker 2: I planned to rule this neighborhood with an iron fist.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't feel like paying, there is a
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  Speaker 2: clause in your agreement that allows us to legally airbn
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  Speaker 2: be your home to make up for the losses.
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  Speaker 4: That is legal.
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  Speaker 2: It just relax, it's just on weekends.
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  Speaker 4: What clearly, I'm going to live in my house on
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  Speaker 4: the weekends and.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no no. So you're you're gonna live
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  Speaker 2: out in your piece of car in your driveway and
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  Speaker 2: then we'll here's some guests come and stay inside your house.
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  Speaker 4: You are not going to air be and be in
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  Speaker 4: my house for whatever this bull fine you made up
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  Speaker 4: is that is not happening.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we're gonna try. We'd be lucky to find
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  Speaker 2: anybody that's willing to stay in that place.
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  Speaker 4: But enough of your insult and this tonn of sending attitude.
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  Speaker 4: You need to tell me about your life and your
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  Speaker 4: house that you live in your car, and your kids
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  Speaker 4: and your horrible white what. What the hell do you
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  Speaker 4: get off?
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  Speaker 2: Did people tell you about my kids?
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  Speaker 4: It's a manipulative Stop it, Paul, I know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 4: Stop it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know my kids were voted in the
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood as second glias children out of any of the houses, but.
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  Speaker 4: There is no hold like children.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, I guess we're admitting I made up something to
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  Speaker 2: excuse me thanks to your husband Eric.
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  Speaker 3: What.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was his idea to prank you because my
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  Speaker 2: real name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm serious. Eric said that you guys have been
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  Speaker 2: keeping your lights up forever and you haven't been wanting
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  Speaker 2: to take him down. He thought maybe this could convince you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm going to get him. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry I yelled at.
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  Speaker 1: You so much.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna get him and you're gonna get a new
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  Speaker 2: couch so that it's not such an ice.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking right now, you made me so mad.
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  Speaker 2: I made you mad. You called my kids hideous. Started it, okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's just call it even cool yet? Up? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with poom tabs Wenkday Mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,