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Phone Tap: Maid of Dishonor · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: off telling you everyone right now. The phone tap that
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  Speaker 1: we're doing was not my idea, but Brooke loves it.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever there's a bridesmaid or a maid of honor somewhere
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  Speaker 1: who's stressing out before a big one, it's her favorite thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it shouldn't be so stressful. Yeah, we put
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  Speaker 1: way too much pressure on ourselves. I'm just here to
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  Speaker 1: alleviate some of that and then hopefully, Yeah, what are
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  Speaker 1: you worrying about? It's simple, just playing a whole wedding, yeasy.
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  Speaker 1: Because also I'll even raise my hand in volunteer and
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  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I guess I'll do it, but Brook
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  Speaker 1: will jump in and yeah, no, put your hand down,
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  Speaker 1: that fresh meat is mine. So yeah, Mom is gonna
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  Speaker 1: get the honors today when she calls a maid of
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  Speaker 1: honor and doesn't hold anything back for your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. Hello, Hi, Melissa. Hi, Hi, this is Courtney
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  Speaker 1: Cookie Biter. I'm Tricia's wedding planner. Oh hi, how are you. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we've met before, so good to meet you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean over the phone. Good to meet you too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, obviously the big day is coming up, and
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  Speaker 1: since you're the maid of honor, I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: go over a few things with you. Yeah, that's no problem. Great,
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  Speaker 1: So you got a minute, Yeah yeah, absolutely, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: first thanks, First on my list, let's talk about the doritos.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the doritos. Yeah, so Tricia said she was
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  Speaker 1: over at your place the other night and she saw
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  Speaker 1: a half eaten bag of doritos. Uh okay, so was
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  Speaker 1: that you or your roommate? Um, I'm sorry. What does
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  Speaker 1: this have to do with the planning. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: you know, pictures are coming up, so the last thing
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  Speaker 1: we'd want to do is look frumpy in those. So
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  Speaker 1: oh wow. I'm just saying, as the wedding planner, I
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  Speaker 1: just got to make sure you're doing your part. Okay. Um,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm getting you right, I am fitting into my
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  Speaker 1: bridesmaid dress just fine. So there's no reason to have
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  Speaker 1: any concern about that. Okay, well let's keep on that
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  Speaker 1: track and just remember moment on the lips, lifetime on
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  Speaker 1: the hips, then forever in the pics. That's what I Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: um that kind of came out of nowhere. So um oh, anyways,
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  Speaker 1: there are there anything else that isn't about specifically my body?
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  Speaker 1: Of course? Of course I'm just checking off my list,
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  Speaker 1: you know, as a wedding planner. So next thing is,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about your boyfriend Gavin. What about Gavin? You're
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  Speaker 1: not bringing him, are you? Yeah? I am bringing him
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  Speaker 1: anyway with you? Well, this one is my call. See,
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  Speaker 1: I saw pictures of him on insta. You I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: you looked at my instagram? So what is it? Is
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  Speaker 1: it of my boyfriend? Is he rich or something? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you asking that? What do you mean? Is
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  Speaker 1: he rich? M? How do I say this? Clearly you're
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  Speaker 1: not with him because of his looks? Right? Wow? Funny,
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  Speaker 1: it's funny. Who the hell do you think you are
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  Speaker 1: calling me and talking to me like this about my boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: about my body? I mean, who do you think you are?
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  Speaker 1: These are hard conversations, you know, They're not hard conversations.
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  Speaker 1: They're conversation shouldn't be had. M Well, she hired me
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  Speaker 1: to have them. I mean, it's my job to control
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  Speaker 1: the day, and as the man of honor, I really
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  Speaker 1: thought you'd be willing to do whatever it takes to
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  Speaker 1: make her day perfect. I am willing to do whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But I really feel like we shouldn't been talking about
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  Speaker 1: you know what you are right. We are just addressing
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  Speaker 1: you know, the area is a concern maybe and I'm
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  Speaker 1: the area of concerning about what you're saying. Well, not yet,
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  Speaker 1: I hear. I hear that this is hard for you.
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  Speaker 1: So we're just going to move forward and talk about
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  Speaker 1: the speech real quick. Okay, what about my speech? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I heard from of the other bridesmaids you were going
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  Speaker 1: to tell a story about college. Yeah. I was going
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  Speaker 1: to talk about how we met during rush. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to stop you right there. So everybody plays a
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  Speaker 1: role in the wedding, and Trisha's worried white, so she's
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  Speaker 1: my angel, and you're playing the role of like the
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  Speaker 1: sidekick Lush who's just lucky to be invited. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So if there's any drinking or promiscuity in the story,
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  Speaker 1: I was just going to stay that we worked at
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  Speaker 1: the same like fundraising function, and we had a crush
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  Speaker 1: on the same guy. Okay, we can go with that.
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  Speaker 1: We can go with that. But you ended up sleeping
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  Speaker 1: with him and you were not a virgin at the time.
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  Speaker 1: What does that work for you? Because that's the story
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  Speaker 1: that's been approved, I don't give it its approved. This
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  Speaker 1: is complete bull and I'm gonna be calling Tricia. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be complaining about you, and you've been unbelievably disrespectful. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: unbelievably rude. You know I agree with that, but it's
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  Speaker 1: for a good reason. Because this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it's a prank. I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: her wedding planner. This is actually broke for the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh my god. I felt so mad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, that was so mean. Tricia
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  Speaker 1: said that your boyfriend's super hot and you look great
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  Speaker 1: and you eat all the doritos in the world. Girls.
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  Speaker 1: She'd she just said, everybody so stressed before the wedding
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  Speaker 1: and wanted to make you laugh. God, I mean that
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  Speaker 1: almost made me start to cry. What's going on I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Trisha does deserve some payback and you do have that
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  Speaker 1: speech coming up. So if you need any idea is
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