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Phone Tap PODCAST: Super Pretzel Lawsuit · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: let's get to the phone tap, and today we call
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  Speaker 1: a woman who recently finalized her divorce from her ex husbands.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a good time to tease somebody, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently she's relieved because it's been a long process. And
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  Speaker 1: while she thinks everything's been handled and taken care of,
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  Speaker 1: there is one other very important matter that still needs
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  Speaker 1: to be addressed. Because of all she's gone through, her
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  Speaker 1: best friend still needs to prank her, to put her
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  Speaker 1: in a good mood and to finally close out the
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  Speaker 1: past chapter of her life. I know it is. That's
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  Speaker 1: she's asked for Brooks help in doing it. You'll hear
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  Speaker 1: it in your brand new phone tap right now. It's
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  Speaker 1: another morning's done the twenty. Hello, Hi is this Margaret? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's who's calling Hi Margaret. My name is Lily Johansson.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an attorney at the law firm of Johansson, Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: Johansson and Rodriguez. Okay, why are you calling me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, let me say I'm very sorry about
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  Speaker 1: your divorce. I've been through three and they never get easier. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but mine finalized. We finalized a few months ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're done. I understand that your divorce is finalized. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything's been amicable between Derek and May. We're good. Oh
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  Speaker 1: Derek's your ex husband. Well yeah, I mean you work
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  Speaker 1: for the law firm. So what's going I'm very confused.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on. I'm not calling on behalf of your
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  Speaker 1: ex husband. I'm calling on behalf of Leah. Who is Leo.
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  Speaker 1: You should know because she was at your wedding. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean Derek worked with someone who knew her and
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  Speaker 1: so we invited her to I mean she's an acquaintance.
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  Speaker 1: Now Leah is a client, she's our client, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling on her behalf. Okay, her and her date gave
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  Speaker 1: you and Derek a pretzel maker as a wedding gift,
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  Speaker 1: and now she wants it back. What I barely remember that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you think this is funny because
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the Smart Planet SPM two super Pretzel
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  Speaker 1: soft pretzel maker. He was purchased two years ago for
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  Speaker 1: forty nine ninety nine. And let me tell you, she
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  Speaker 1: did keep the receipt alright, But let me get to
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  Speaker 1: say she hired a lawyer for a forty nine dollars pretzel.
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  Speaker 1: That's allard Maker, ma'am. Miss believes, and I say this
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  Speaker 1: with all sensitivity, that since the marriage only lasted twenty
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  Speaker 1: one months, that she deserves to get the pretzel make
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  Speaker 1: it back. Okay, well, I don't have a puzzle maker.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have it. I bet or it's in storage
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  Speaker 1: from the divorce. Those are coming back to you. That's good,
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  Speaker 1: So you need to go get that because I just
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  Speaker 1: got off the phone with her, and I don't think
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  Speaker 1: she wants to back down from this. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: would just send her the pretzel maker. Okay, Well, she
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  Speaker 1: can feel that way all she wants. I kind of
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  Speaker 1: think she needs to get a life. But I have
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  Speaker 1: a question for you, ma'am. How do you sleep at
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  Speaker 1: night taking money from people who have really lost their way.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to sleep when there's known criminals in the
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  Speaker 1: world like you. Oh, I'm a criminal for accepting a gift. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'd like to gift her. I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to gift her a giant bore. Maybe then she could
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  Speaker 1: loosen up. Okay, yeah, obviously you're not taking this seriously,
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  Speaker 1: but there is a good chance this could go to trial,
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  Speaker 1: and we have already deposed your friend Charlotte. Wait what
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  Speaker 1: what Charlotte? She attended the wedding. Am I right? I
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  Speaker 1: mean I'm not mistaken. She's your close friend. I know
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  Speaker 1: who my best friend is. Okay, you know what, you're
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  Speaker 1: deposing her. She doesn't want to be deposed. She has
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  Speaker 1: actually been very helpful. She even gave us your number
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  Speaker 1: to prank call you. Wait. Oh, still laughing. I see, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually broke friend Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Charles said, you're
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  Speaker 1: going through a hard time. She wanted to have some
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  Speaker 1: fun with you. This is like the best therapy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she thought this may make you laugh, which apparently it did.
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  Speaker 1: At first. It did, but I was like, hoy, you
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  Speaker 1: still have the pretzel maker, then, don't you? You were
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  Speaker 1: playing dumb? I knew it. Oh thank god, I really
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  Speaker 1: don't know what I did with that pretzel. Make tell
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  Speaker 1: that to the judge. Wake up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties five. All right,