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Phone Tap: Spoon Your Supervisor · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: In today's phone Tap, a guy emailed the show asking
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  Speaker 2: us to prank his friend because they both work at
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  Speaker 2: a warehouse and apparently his buddy is always sneaking naps
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  Speaker 2: in the back, should be up doing his job.
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  Speaker 1: Sneak one right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome, Sure, seems we're working now. So far, the
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  Speaker 2: boss hasn't caught on, but today his luck's about to
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  Speaker 2: run out when his new supervisor calls to tell him
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  Speaker 2: he knows all about the secret naps and there is
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  Speaker 2: going to be some swift and unusual consequences. It's your
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  Speaker 2: phone tap right now. Another twenty Hello, Hi is Joel,
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  Speaker 2: There is this Joe? Hey Joel. My name is Don Woods.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the new supervisor at Manufacturing. How's it going?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, gone, it's it's I didn't know you were
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  Speaker 3: gonna call, but nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, hey, it good meet you. I am sorry
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  Speaker 2: to call you on your day off here, but I
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  Speaker 2: do need to address a situation that's come up. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So my first order of business was to check out
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  Speaker 2: the surveillance video from the warehouse, just to make sure
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  Speaker 2: everything's been running.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, of course. And it makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it looks like we have video of you sleeping
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  Speaker 2: in the back.
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  Speaker 3: What mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it looks like it happened more than once.
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  Speaker 2: Would you care to say anything about that? It's kind
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  Speaker 2: of a serious allegation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can go ahead. I haven't actually been
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  Speaker 3: getting a lot of sleep lately.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I've been in this industry for a long time,
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  Speaker 2: my friend, and most companies i'll tell you would fire
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  Speaker 2: someone for doing this.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I I hear you, but please please don't
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  Speaker 3: fire me. I really can't afford to lose lose my
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  Speaker 3: job right now.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I know we've never worked together, but there's something
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  Speaker 2: that you should probably know about me, okay. Truth is
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  Speaker 2: I like to take the occasional nap as well. Guilty.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that's good to hear.
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  Speaker 2: And my office has a large couch in it so
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  Speaker 2: I can lock the door and take a power nap
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  Speaker 2: for a half hour.
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  Speaker 3: It's really nice that that sounds very nice, But here's what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting at. Okay, maybe we can make a deal.
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  Speaker 2: I won't fire you for sleeping in the warehouse as
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  Speaker 2: long as you agree to be my cuddle buddy in
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  Speaker 2: the office. What you know, nothing weird at all, just
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  Speaker 2: strictly cuddling. What do you say?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but no, that's that's not appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: I just sleep better when someone's holding me.
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  Speaker 3: Sir.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just very uncomfortable, probably because you're not being cuddled
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  Speaker 2: at the moment that make you feel nice and comfortable.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I just looked at your schedule here. You and I
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  Speaker 2: are both on shift at the same time Mondays and Wednesdays,
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  Speaker 2: so this could work out.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, sorry, I don't know what you will.
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  Speaker 2: But before you just shout out no, let's try a
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  Speaker 2: test run tomorrow. Listen what happens.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do that. I'm married, I have a wife.
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  Speaker 3: This wouldn't be okay.
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  Speaker 2: But listen, I don't think you're hearing me. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: asking for anything perverted, just a straight up bro on
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  Speaker 2: bro cuddle sessh man a man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if it's just road to broke cuddling.
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  Speaker 2: That's I don't care if you want to be big
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  Speaker 2: spoon or little spoon. I'm cool with either one. No, sir, sir,
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  Speaker 2: you and THEO stuffi's when you sleep because I have
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  Speaker 2: a camel named Carl. He's got a big hump in
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  Speaker 2: his back. Would you like a little hump on yours?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm getting very uncomfortable here, and uh, I think
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  Speaker 3: we need to end this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to have to report you to ownership.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to work things out with you.
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  Speaker 3: This just feels wrong. It's like blackmail. You're saying, cuddle
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  Speaker 3: me or else.
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  Speaker 2: It's a tough choice.
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  Speaker 3: I know I can't afford to get fired. Okay, I
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  Speaker 3: hear that I have too much responsibility. If I get
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  Speaker 3: it one time, maybe all right, now we're talking. But
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  Speaker 3: if I did you, we have to do it so
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  Speaker 3: none of the other guys at work found out.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, it's a little too late for that.
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  Speaker 3: What you met.
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  Speaker 2: Your coworker, Parker already knows all about it, because he's
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  Speaker 2: the one who set you up for this prank call.
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  Speaker 2: It's ankle, yeah, man, joke. Oh my he sounded sumners.
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  Speaker 2: Do you relax. My name is jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 2: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. He's called the phone tab. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I talked to Parker right before I called. He told
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  Speaker 2: me how you've been falling asleep in the warehouse until
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  Speaker 2: he wanted to prank you.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I get tired, man, like I'm taking like
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  Speaker 3: hours of naps.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey, we all get tired. Let's get
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  Speaker 2: tired together.
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  Speaker 3: No, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one who said that you would actually cuddle
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  Speaker 2: with him, So I mean, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Not gonna lose my job. I said, maybe I can
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  Speaker 3: see it one time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, little spoon, fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: I would be the little fill
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.