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Phone Tap: Tango Tuesdays · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: If you're hiring entry level positions at your company right now.
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  Speaker 2: The struggle is real. Like for one woman who says,
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  Speaker 2: as soon as she hires somebody, another person immediately quits.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it's like just to start all over again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
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  Speaker 2: At this point, she's basically willing to hire anyone, anyone
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  Speaker 2: except the guy who's going to call her for the
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  Speaker 2: open position.
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  Speaker 3: Today standards, because yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This may be one of the weirdest interviews. Now, for sure,
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  Speaker 2: this is the weirdest phone interview that she will ever have.
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  Speaker 2: It's in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Emily? Who's calling?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Paul Paul Peterson.
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  Speaker 4: I was told to call it this time for a
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  Speaker 4: job interview.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, Hi, Paul, how are you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing great. Thanks.
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  Speaker 2: You're actually a few minutes early.
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  Speaker 1: I like that you're very unctual.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They say the early bird gets the worm, and the
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  Speaker 4: early worm gets eaten.
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  Speaker 2: You're not gonna eat me, are you.
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  Speaker 3: Not?
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  Speaker 2: In this interview? No, you're funny.
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  Speaker 4: That's a funny thing, you said.
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  Speaker 3: I hope we worked together. Yeah, so so we'll see.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you tell me a little about your background.
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  Speaker 2: Did you grow up in the area?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, you want going to start from the beginning.
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  Speaker 4: So first there was dinosaurs, then came the tar pits.
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  Speaker 2: From the beginning, you said, Paul, excuse me, Uh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing something weird.
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  Speaker 1: Is there something wrong with your phone?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: That's Tango?
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  Speaker 1: Oh uh?
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  Speaker 4: And entango?
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  Speaker 2: Is he's my pet raccoon?
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  Speaker 4: What? Well? I guess he's not so much of a pet,
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  Speaker 4: more like a family member.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I found him.
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  Speaker 4: Living in an abandoned hot tub near the free A.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, and you just brought him home?
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I even let him to sit on my
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  Speaker 4: lap as I drove a cute guy.
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  Speaker 2: Here you go, tangy, here's some gummy dance. Oh you
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  Speaker 2: are you want cheese?
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  Speaker 1: It? Wait? You're feeding him?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like he doesn't want some snacks right now.
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  Speaker 2: He's daddy.
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  Speaker 4: Probably wants like a kiss on his.
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  Speaker 3: Furry low mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Give me your dangy.
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  Speaker 3: You like that?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you a second while I put Tangy
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  Speaker 4: in the bath. He's filthy, he's a dirty boy.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, this is a This is definitely a first
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be fine.
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  Speaker 4: Hey up, once he's in there, he's not gonna bother us.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, are just flashing.
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  Speaker 4: I have to say this is this is very interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I've never known someone to keep a raccoon in their home.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm closing the door.
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  Speaker 3: Tangy have fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, splitsch flash, make more bubbles. Hey, that reminds me.
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  Speaker 4: I saw your policy. I'm bringing pets into the office,
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  Speaker 4: and I think that's great. I and we can even
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  Speaker 4: start doing tango tuesdays.
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  Speaker 3: Yay.
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  Speaker 4: We're like, whoever already has a raby shot? Of course
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  Speaker 4: they could come to my desk and they can stick
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  Speaker 4: their fingy in his ear.
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  Speaker 1: He loves that.
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  Speaker 3: He lose ear scratches.
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  Speaker 1: You can't bring a live raccoon into the office.
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  Speaker 4: You're lucky Tango didn't hear that. He may be offended.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: Normally they're not pets, they're scavengers. They're wild animals.
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  Speaker 4: Tango, why are you out of the bath?
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  Speaker 3: You didn't hear our conversation, did you? Is everything okay?
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  Speaker 1: Over there?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he liked that you called him a scavenger.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, let me talk to him real quick.
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  Speaker 3: It's Tango.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say it?
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  Speaker 2: She did.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, he's got my he's got my God, what
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  Speaker 4: is happening now?
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  Speaker 3: Godka over there, he's gotta weapon.
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  Speaker 2: He's pouring water on me. I can't swim now.
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  Speaker 4: I better let you go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you hold out.
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  Speaker 2: He's communicating with either side language. He's a very smart raccoon.
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  Speaker 4: What are you saying, Tango?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, he.
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  Speaker 4: Said you're coworker. Chris just set you up as a
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  Speaker 4: frank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: This interviews fake.
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  Speaker 4: You really got Tango, And actually we really got you too,
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  Speaker 4: because this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 4: the morning and this is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: I was terrified.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this man is gonna get tracked.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like there could be a horror movie with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, Tango, Tuesday and the return of the
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  Speaker 3: Rabies raccoon coming this summer or this fall or directly
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  Speaker 3: to Disney, plus somehow
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning