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Phone Tap: Resolution Liar · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. When the new
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  Speaker 1: year rolls around, you usually set a few goals and
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  Speaker 1: resolutions for yourself. Yeah, and honestly, I don't think anybody
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  Speaker 1: would give you a hard time if you tried, but
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't follow through on them. I mean, because we've
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  Speaker 1: all been there, we've all done it. Yeah, and nobody does.
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  Speaker 1: You're only motivated for like a week or if not,
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, what if somebody did? What if a complete
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  Speaker 1: stranger called to ask, why aren't you sticking to your
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  Speaker 1: goal about getting in shape this year? Easy? Did you forget?
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  Speaker 1: You don't sign up for a gym membership and then
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  Speaker 1: never go to the gym? Oh my god. At least
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  Speaker 1: that's what Brookes says to him about his new year's fitness.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like he could have made it at least once. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's what she does. When we do your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dylan.
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  Speaker 1: This is Dylan. Who's who's calling? This is Linda down
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  Speaker 1: at fitness. How are you today? Oh? Good? Good? How
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  Speaker 1: you dying? I'm good? Thanks for asking. And I just
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  Speaker 1: gotta say, I notice you signed up for our Resolution
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  Speaker 1: Execution membership, you know, right after the new year. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, as most I'm just trying to get a
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  Speaker 1: little slimmer for the new year. Yeah, but you've only
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  Speaker 1: been at once and it's been a few weeks, so
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  Speaker 1: you know, I have to ask, like, what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you guys actually kept calculation. Um, well
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  Speaker 1: we do. We care about our members. Okay, we're here
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  Speaker 1: to cheer you on. That's great. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've just been super busy at work, you know, new year,
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  Speaker 1: new new schedule goal. You know, I don't believe that, Dylan.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me. Yeah, I'm saying I think you're lying to me.
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  Speaker 1: How I mean, it is true? I mean, okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stick with it. That's funny because you know, one
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  Speaker 1: of my workers said that when you signed up, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you told them that you work at customer service for
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  Speaker 1: a wireless store downtown. Right, Yeah, I do, But What
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  Speaker 1: does that have to do with me at the gym? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I called around and talked with your boss, Melody, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: you you did what? Yeah? I spoke with her and
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  Speaker 1: she said business has actually been so slow. There's been
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  Speaker 1: a few days where she told you that you didn't
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  Speaker 1: even have to come in. I'm just a little confused.
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  Speaker 1: You call my supervisor to check up on me? Is
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  Speaker 1: that normal protocol? Okay? But we don't need to change
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  Speaker 1: the subject here, Dylan. You're not working that much and
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  Speaker 1: it's and confirmed, so why not go to the gym? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just you actually called my supervisor and asked how Yes, Melody, Okay, Melody,
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  Speaker 1: we've we have discussed this, and I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. It's not the only
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  Speaker 1: person we talked to, because we also talked with your
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  Speaker 1: roommate and he thinks you're not that busy either. And
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  Speaker 1: there's no way you talked to my roommate, I mean Paul. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I spoke with him this morning and he told me
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  Speaker 1: that he didn't even know he didn't even know you
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  Speaker 1: had signed up. How is that your business? This is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to figure out and and and and better. Yet,
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  Speaker 1: how did you get his phone number? Oh? Yeah, your fiance,
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  Speaker 1: Sherry gave it to me when I talked to her yesterday. Whoa,
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  Speaker 1: whoa whoa you talked to Yeah? She actually knew at
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  Speaker 1: least that you signed up for the gym. I did
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  Speaker 1: count that as a positive. Can't be calling my friends
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  Speaker 1: and family like, what are you tracking me? All like
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  Speaker 1: social media or something? Well, you know what, at our gym,
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  Speaker 1: we think our members are fami. Okay, and I understand
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  Speaker 1: it's hard getting caught in a lie listen, but you
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  Speaker 1: know what, you crossed the line. Oh no, you would
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  Speaker 1: ever line a family and friend. You have totally crossed it.
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  Speaker 1: I actually think you crossed the line, Dylan, when you
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  Speaker 1: told her fiance that you've been four times to our gym,
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  Speaker 1: you know, talking to you don't know me. I had
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  Speaker 1: to tell her that that wasn't true. Oh my god, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I had to tell her. You did not tell her
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  Speaker 1: that was not true, did you? Yes? Yes, of course
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  Speaker 1: I did. Oh why would you do that? Tell me?
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  Speaker 1: You know who are you? I am just looking out
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  Speaker 1: for your best interests Okay. I know that I don't
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  Speaker 1: know you all that well yet, but I can tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you listen, Dylan, take a deep breath.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you that's not to listen without flipping out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the only thing worse than losing trust in your relationship
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  Speaker 1: is posing the battle with your waistline. You got joke
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of all this bull You got joke.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a joke, sir. Not no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you are pass the point of no return. You call
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  Speaker 1: in my friend. Who else did you call? Well, technically
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  Speaker 1: that's wrong. We didn't call your fiance. She actually contacted us.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't contact you. There's no reason. Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: just wake up. I'm gonna call down to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you she did contact us because
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to. No, she did contact us because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not lying, Dylan. She wanted to set you up for
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is all a joke. God, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: my real names Brooke for the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey were doing. And apparently your fiance knows that you're
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  Speaker 1: lying about going to the gym already, not anything I
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  Speaker 1: needed to tell her because she told me. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: kind of figured that out now, I guess she figured
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  Speaker 1: me out. Hey, man, just use this as motivation, you know, motivation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: blood pressures high now, I definitely need wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with food tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning