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Phone Tap: Raising Money With The Haders · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: of a first grader got some troubling news because his
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  Speaker 1: wife assigned him to work with another parent on the
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  Speaker 1: school fundraiser. Well, in his mind, it's the worst thing possible.
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  Speaker 1: He'd rather do pretty much anything else than have to
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  Speaker 1: work with a complete stranger on a school project. But
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  Speaker 1: he's about to meet that person today and it's none
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  Speaker 1: other than our own Brook Fox. Yes, already dreamed up
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  Speaker 1: some exciting money making ideas involving their kids, and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear them in your phone. Tap right now, taps
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Well, Hi, is this Kurt Kendall's father,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Who's this? Oh great, Kurt? This is
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  Speaker 1: Diane Hater. Our kids were in the same class. I
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  Speaker 1: think the PTA paired us up for the upcoming auction.
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  Speaker 1: Oh right, great, yeah, yeah, So we're supposed to come
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  Speaker 1: up with some ideas. I'm sure, you know my son,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't player? Um, what's his name? Player?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, are you saying Claire or are you saying
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  Speaker 1: player like a player on a on a field. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's player like, he's a player play a hater. That's
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  Speaker 1: our last name's hater h d R. Of course. Oh
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  Speaker 1: is it it's a nickname? Oh no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're starting to get insulting, Kurt. No, it's not a nickname.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. We just wanted to go with something unique,
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  Speaker 1: unlike Kendall. But anyway, I was just wondering if we
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  Speaker 1: could go over some ideas that I have for the
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  Speaker 1: school fundraiser. Sure, because I have been brainstorming. I I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know we were supposed to come up with ideas already,
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  Speaker 1: but welcome to the Hayter family because we are on
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  Speaker 1: top of it. So my first thought is to do
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  Speaker 1: a calendar. Have you ever seen those fundraising calendars? I
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  Speaker 1: had those. I think they're adorable. They always sell a
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  Speaker 1: fun idea. Agreed, And I just want you to picture this.
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  Speaker 1: Your daughter Kendall is with my son playa in different
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  Speaker 1: hot tubs all over the city. You're you're saying, our
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  Speaker 1: children will be in hot tubs. You'll have gold chains,
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  Speaker 1: and then she can wear a two piece with a
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  Speaker 1: theme of the month, like October Jack Lannards all over
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  Speaker 1: that little tiny bikini that adorable. I don't think that's appropriate.
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  Speaker 1: What part the chains the children in first trade in
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  Speaker 1: hot tubs? Oh, don't worry, the chains will be twenty
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  Speaker 1: four carrot. We wouldn't want to misrepresent the Hitter family. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you wouldn't. How um, just thinking here noodling
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  Speaker 1: do you think? Do you have other ideas? Maybe? We
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  Speaker 1: of course noodle away because my next one total smash
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  Speaker 1: hit a kissing booth with Playa. Oh my god, he
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  Speaker 1: is very experienced for his age. And listen, I know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people are freaking out about germs these days.
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  Speaker 1: So I was just thinking that the kissing booth would
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  Speaker 1: be just your daughter over and over again. I just
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  Speaker 1: I have to ask you, are you joking about this? No?
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  Speaker 1: And the cutest part is we could take polaroid pictures
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  Speaker 1: and then sell those for extra That is like one
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  Speaker 1: of those old timey things that people put up. No,
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  Speaker 1: actually I don't. I this is very You know, what
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  Speaker 1: if Kendall is a late bloomer I get it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: she's seven, so she shouldn't be blooming at that age.
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  Speaker 1: No one, no child. This is starting to feel surreal. Me.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably one of those families that limit screen time too.
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  Speaker 1: That's so cute. No, actually, as a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: don't disturbing to me. Listen, no judgment from me. I
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  Speaker 1: get it. Maybe you're more into the arts, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why I think you're gonna love my next idea. The
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  Speaker 1: road we're going down, I highly doubt it, but I
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  Speaker 1: heard Kendall does ballet. Yes, wouldn't it be great if
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  Speaker 1: Playa and Kendall they just go to a local gentleman's
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  Speaker 1: club and convince some of the ladies to donate some
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  Speaker 1: of their tips to the school. Are you? Are you
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  Speaker 1: drunk right now? Laya already knows these ladies. What are there?
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  Speaker 1: His babysitters is babysitters? Who else would be available during
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  Speaker 1: the day when I have to go to work. I
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  Speaker 1: think a call needs to be made to the Principle
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  Speaker 1: because there's no way I and Kendall and my family
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  Speaker 1: are going to work with the Hayter family who has
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  Speaker 1: a kid named Playa Hater. I don't even know where
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  Speaker 1: to begin with that. I'm not even processing. I will
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  Speaker 1: be a stand I'm sorry. But when you say player
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  Speaker 1: Hayter at the same time when you're mad, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's nothing that's funny about this at all, because it's
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  Speaker 1: funny actually good. It's funny because it's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: I don't find anything funny that you know. It's a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. My name is Brooke from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning, and your wife Jane
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  Speaker 1: set you up. What are you saying? Say that again,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen this is all a joke. Jane said. You
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  Speaker 1: were complaining about having to do something for the school
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  Speaker 1: fundraiser with a family you didn't know. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: my son play a HATERA Okay, don't be jealous, Kurt.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Just make sure you bring your one dollar
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  Speaker 1: bills and you'll be fine. Week up every morning with
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