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Phone Tap: Mad At March Madness · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away. We've done plenty of
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  Speaker 2: phone tabs on people who work in office buildings where
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  Speaker 2: we'll call and say, hey, we're from Corporate HR, and
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  Speaker 2: that works because a lot of the times they've never
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  Speaker 2: met the higher ups. Sometimes they're not even in the
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  Speaker 2: same city.
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  Speaker 3: Right you say corporate You're like, oh, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I believe you. I'd say Brook is perfect at that role.
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  Speaker 3: That's a compliment or not, but thank you.
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  Speaker 2: She's just got that natural smarmy elitist.
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  Speaker 4: Than you.
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  Speaker 2: And you're in trouble. Guess what it's for type of
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  Speaker 2: come on, it's because it's March madness time. She calls
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  Speaker 2: a guide today posing as Corporate HR to tell him
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  Speaker 2: I know what you're doing and you're in big trouble
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  Speaker 2: or is he you're going to hear in your phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Right now an hello, Hi, David's Yeah, this is the David.
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  Speaker 2: Who's this.
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  Speaker 3: Hi David, we've never met. I'm corporate HR. My name
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  Speaker 3: is Winnie, Winnie Bago.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Hi, what's going on, David.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get right to the point with you.
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  Speaker 5: It's come to my attention that you're the ringleader for
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  Speaker 5: a company wide march madness bracket.
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  Speaker 3: Is that true?
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't use the word ringleader.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, okay, but you're organizing it. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all right, there it is. There's the admission that we
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  Speaker 3: were looking for.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I did it anything. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: admit anything. Yet.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, listen, David. We already got the anonymous email about
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  Speaker 5: it all. The person even mentioned how much money each
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  Speaker 5: of you are putting in. And Sharon lives the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that this would be a problem.
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  Speaker 5: I'm really David.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't know gambling was to be frowned upon at
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  Speaker 3: the company.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't consider it gambling.
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  Speaker 2: There's no true like winner.
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  Speaker 1: I don't keep any of the money. No one keeps
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  Speaker 1: the money.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you take money in, but nobody gets it. Really,
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  Speaker 3: see sure, trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, I don't really know, you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a problem.
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  Speaker 5: It's a problem because the amount of money your group
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  Speaker 5: is wagering is actually grounds for potential termination and even
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  Speaker 5: jail time.
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  Speaker 3: What that's a joke, right, I'm dead serious.
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually right here with the general manager of the company.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, we're trying to determine what we should
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  Speaker 5: do about this.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't fire me.
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  Speaker 5: I can't lose my job.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize this was an issue.
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  Speaker 5: I'm still sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, David, that was hard for me. David,
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  Speaker 3: are you there? David? Yes, did you hear the door close?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Huh.
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  Speaker 3: The GM was just in my office. Man. He was
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  Speaker 3: standing over my shoulder making sure I read you the
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  Speaker 3: Riot Act.
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  Speaker 1: What are you? Are you saying that I'm not in
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  Speaker 1: trouble right now?
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  Speaker 5: No, I mean not really, Like it's just a corporate
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  Speaker 5: bol to talk to, you know, to keep the employees unhappy.
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  Speaker 3: Really need for me is some sweet action.
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me, bro I want in on the bracket and
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  Speaker 5: I think we should raise it to three hundred dollars
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  Speaker 5: a person.
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  Speaker 2: What are you are you messing with me right now?
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  Speaker 5: So, as I was saying, David, why do you want
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  Speaker 5: to end up reaching for the soap in the shower
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  Speaker 5: with the other fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Desperate men staring at you like a piece of meat.
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  Speaker 3: Is that what you're asking for?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? What?
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  Speaker 4: I'm well, if you're smart, David, you're gonna rip up
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  Speaker 4: that bracket and give back everybody's money today. Do you
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  Speaker 4: understand me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I will rip up the bracket right now. I'll
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  Speaker 1: go to my desk.
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  Speaker 2: Break this second, David.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine, he's gone.
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  Speaker 1: Who's gone?
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  Speaker 3: What is clockwatchers all over me today?
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  Speaker 1: Man? What is happening?
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  Speaker 4: We said, listen, we don't have a lot of time.
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  Speaker 3: You know the other employees. We're just gonna call in sick.
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  Speaker 3: We need go to Vegas. What head down there tonight.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna put some parlays, hit up a couple of
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  Speaker 4: poker rooms, bet on some carriage races.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I may have a.
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  Speaker 4: Little gambling problem, but oh my god, got it under control.
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  Speaker 3: So there's nothing to worry about. I've done this before.
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  Speaker 4: What if you've done before? I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I could actually borrow a couple of large from you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a little no, no, no, I.
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  Speaker 3: Lost my shirt on the Pacers next game.
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  Speaker 4: No please, no, what no David, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 4: Vegas with you. Can you'd even have the nerve to
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  Speaker 4: ask me that you clearly have a gambling problem. No,
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  Speaker 4: I don't you do.
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  Speaker 1: You're the one who said.
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  Speaker 4: Consider yourself suspended until further notice.
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand what you're even saying.
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  Speaker 4: I say you suspended till lays this prank phone call airs,
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  Speaker 4: then you can go back to work.
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  Speaker 5: He's got a kid, Yeah, David.
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  Speaker 3: David is actually Brooks from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh are you trying? David, David,
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  Speaker 3: your coworker Neill set you up.
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  Speaker 2: I hate el Man.
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  Speaker 5: He said, you're the one that organizes the March Madness
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  Speaker 5: bracket at work and there's a bunch of money on
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  Speaker 5: the line.
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  Speaker 3: No, he wanted to screw with you.
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  Speaker 2: David really took me today.
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  Speaker 5: I need to go.
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  Speaker 1: My medication.
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  Speaker 3: You stood in Vegas with me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to Vegas with you, you weirdo.
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  Speaker 2: You're crazy.
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  Speaker 3: The week every
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  Speaker 4: Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brook
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning