Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Stoner Max Scams the Scammer
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Our listeners may not realize this, but we have to
- 0:02Speaker 1: deal with the same annoying problems that you all do
- 0:05Speaker 1: while we're at work.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Oh, we're just like you.
- 0:10Speaker 1: Slightly worse though, because every day after the show, our
- 0:13Speaker 1: phone lines continue to ring. And it's not listeners asking
- 0:17Speaker 1: for song requests or concert tickets, Oh that's cool, or
- 0:20Speaker 1: Alexus's Amazon wish list. It's scammers trying to phish for information.
- 0:26Speaker 1: And since it's been happening more and more, we've been
- 0:28Speaker 1: doing a whole week of scam the scammer calls, cranking
- 0:32Speaker 1: them back, and today they're really gonna regret calling us
- 0:35Speaker 1: because now they have to deal with a dude named
- 0:37Speaker 1: Stoner Max. It's your scam the scammer phone tap right now.
- 0:42Speaker 3: You're looking Jeffrey's Stone taps on the twenties.
- 0:47Speaker 4: Bronking Jeffer Studio.
- 0:48Speaker 3: Hello, Yes, Hi, this is Dan calling from the IRS.
- 0:52Speaker 3: I'm looking for Philip Thomas.
- 0:55Speaker 4: I'm sorry, who are you again?
- 0:57Speaker 1: Dan?
- 0:59Speaker 3: Dan on behalf the IRS. I'm looking for Philip Thomas.
- 1:02Speaker 3: Oh does he live there?
- 1:05Speaker 4: No?
- 1:05Speaker 2: Well, oh Philip works here.
- 1:08Speaker 3: I'm not Philip.
- 1:09Speaker 4: Do you want me to grab him?
- 1:11Speaker 3: Yes? Could you go get him?
- 1:12Speaker 4: Yes, please, okay, give me a second, please hold.
- 1:22Speaker 3: Yo. Yes, is this mister Philip Thomas present?
- 1:28Speaker 1: That is MOA Hello?
- 1:32Speaker 3: Yes, hello phil mister Thomas.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Mister Thomas is my dad. Who's this?
- 1:41Speaker 3: This is a DAN calling from the I R S?
- 1:43Speaker 1: WHOA IRS? What's that?
- 1:48Speaker 3: The Internal Revenue Service?
- 1:50Speaker 4: WHOA?
- 1:51Speaker 3: Accord to our records, you have some unpaid back taxes.
- 1:54Speaker 3: You need to get that taken care of today or
- 1:55Speaker 3: else there will be a warrant out for your arrest.
- 1:58Speaker 4: Oh no way, Oh that isn't sound coach at all. Dude,
- 2:03Speaker 4: I should like give you my money right now.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Huh yeah, as long as you have here?
- 2:08Speaker 4: Would that help you?
- 2:10Speaker 3: Actually no, it'll help you stay out of jail. Oh,
- 2:12Speaker 3: if you have your credit card ready, we can just
- 2:14Speaker 3: go ahead and take care of this.
- 2:16Speaker 4: I have my credit card, but this would probably be
- 2:20Speaker 4: a good time to warn you. I am dyslexic. I
- 2:24Speaker 4: don't do well with numbers, as you can tell. Right,
- 2:28Speaker 4: because my taxes, we can.
- 2:31Speaker 3: Go as low as you want to. Okay, where do
- 2:34Speaker 3: you take your credit card number, your PIN and your
- 2:36Speaker 3: security code?
- 2:38Speaker 4: Hold on, let me grab my wallet. Okay, are you okay?
- 2:44Speaker 4: Here it goes? Are you ready?
- 2:46Speaker 3: Yes, proceed okay for.
- 2:51Speaker 4: Did you get that?
- 2:53Speaker 3: Yes? Keep going okay, and then.
- 2:56Speaker 4: For h for.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Are you just saying the same number over again? Or
- 3:02Speaker 3: is that three fours in a row?
- 3:03Speaker 4: Uh, there's four, there's four.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Starting from the beginning, or you are you keep going?
- 3:11Speaker 4: No? Yeah, I am starting. It's a four, there's one,
- 3:16Speaker 4: then four.
- 3:17Speaker 3: It starts with a one.
- 3:18Speaker 4: Now okay, all right, hold on, let's just start again.
- 3:22Speaker 3: All right, yes, thank you.
- 3:24Speaker 4: What's the first number.
- 3:26Speaker 3: You're telling me?
- 3:27Speaker 2: Oh?
- 3:28Speaker 4: Yeah, hold on, I dropped my credit card.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Hold on a second? Oh my god, are you drinking something?
- 3:42Speaker 3: I don't have time for this. Oh. If you don't
- 3:45Speaker 3: tell me the numbers, remember, you're going to jail, please do.
- 3:49Speaker 4: I got it. I'm on it. I'm going to continue
- 3:53Speaker 4: where we left off at four, the third four, start
- 3:58Speaker 4: at the beginning? Getting is a P? I think it's
- 4:02Speaker 4: for my name, not your name? Did you know my
- 4:06Speaker 4: name's Philip?
- 4:07Speaker 3: Yeah? Philip.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you're good. You're good at your job. Has everybody
- 4:15Speaker 2: told you that at the I R S the number?
- 4:19Speaker 2: You know what, Maybe it'd.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Be easier if I just like took a picture of
- 4:24Speaker 4: my credit card and sent it to you.
- 4:26Speaker 3: Yeah, you can see it. Do it now?
- 4:29Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, I'm gonna get my phone.
- 4:31Speaker 3: As quickly as you can. Please anything.
- 4:38Speaker 4: Now you get in the right angle because you know, damn,
- 4:42Speaker 4: my eyes are so red right now. Oh my god,
- 4:46Speaker 4: they're so glad. It's like looking into mirrors.
- 4:49Speaker 3: Give me your credit card.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I was taking some selfies.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Yeah not.
- 4:59Speaker 4: I'm to send this one to Brook hold on, oh,
- 5:02Speaker 4: and this one to Jeffrey credit card, and then I'm
- 5:07Speaker 4: gonna send this one to our Instagram at Brook and Jeffrey.
- 5:12Speaker 3: What are you saying?
- 5:13Speaker 4: Uh, those are the guys that I work with. Because
- 5:16Speaker 4: you called the radio station, I actually were on a
- 5:18Speaker 4: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and we
- 5:20Speaker 4: just kind of did a reverse phone tap. What I'm
- 5:24Speaker 4: saying you called the wrong place. Man. We prank people
- 5:27Speaker 4: for a living, and you're calling it scam us obviously,
- 5:29Speaker 4: so I can still give you my credit card.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Bro.
- 5:31Speaker 4: To be honest, there's nothing on there.
- 5:33Speaker 3: It's not gonna help you throw yourself, moron.
- 5:38Speaker 4: Don't mind if a new this guy, yeah I know,
- 5:45Speaker 4: King Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties