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Phone Tap: Tommy Tophat's Haunted Hotel · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who travels a lot for work, goes multiple
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  Speaker 1: times a month, and we've been working with his brother
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  Speaker 1: trying to mess with him. Really, the only thing that
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  Speaker 1: we have to go off of is the hotel that
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  Speaker 1: he's checking into tomorrow night, so we're going to give
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  Speaker 1: him a heads up that it's not going to be
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  Speaker 1: his usual RESTful stay in your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: we're working.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, mister, yes
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  Speaker 2: is he hi?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Davey. I'm calling from the hotel. How
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  Speaker 1: are you today?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good? How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing good. I'm just reaching out to let you
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  Speaker 1: know that we unfortunately had to move your room.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm not really too worried about that. We're
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  Speaker 3: still good for tomorrow's check in.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yes, same day. It's just we're severely overbooked. So
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  Speaker 1: I do apologize, but you won't be staying in the
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  Speaker 1: famous George Washington slept here room.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I mean yeah, no, that's okay. I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: know that was a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't know that George Washington slept there, or
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  Speaker 1: that you were staying in that room.
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  Speaker 2: Either, I didn't know the specifics of the room that
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  Speaker 2: I was staying.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, I mean, just to give you a
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  Speaker 1: little history on it, mister Washington used to bring his
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  Speaker 1: concubines there when his wife Martha was away. We've never
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  Speaker 1: changed out the mattress. We're just trying to keep it
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  Speaker 1: as historically intact as possible. So I could put down
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  Speaker 1: in my notes that you would like to reserve the
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  Speaker 1: room for next time if you'd like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that actually sounds kind of gross. I'd rather
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  Speaker 3: not stay in that room if I have a preference.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna make a note of that hates
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  Speaker 1: George Washington, and I'm not afraid.
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  Speaker 3: I don't hate George Washington. I just don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you seem really eager to get away from him
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  Speaker 1: and anything associated with him.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm eager to get away with a mattress that
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  Speaker 3: has concubine.
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  Speaker 1: But it doesn't really matter anyway, because we have moved
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  Speaker 1: you and you will now be staying in room thirteen thirteen. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you're okay with that, even though it has the
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  Speaker 1: reputation on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: What reputation.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's just say George Washington did not sleep there.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're saying. I don't get the
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  Speaker 3: significance of this room.
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  Speaker 1: It's just some people hesitate about it because of the
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  Speaker 1: ghost boy who roams that space commy top hat.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have any just normal room that you can
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  Speaker 3: put me in?
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, we are severely booked at the time
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  Speaker 1: that you're going to be staying with us, So thirteen
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  Speaker 1: thirteen is the only one that's open.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I mean, I stay there a couple times a month,
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  Speaker 3: and I might just need to start staying somewhere else
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  Speaker 3: if these are my only options.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you've stayed here several times, you know, multiple
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  Speaker 1: times a month, I'm surprised that you haven't heard about Tommy.
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: He is the ghost boy that is in room thirteen thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: He's from the nineteen twenties. Sometimes people call him the
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  Speaker 1: Terrifying Tyke. That's his nickname. You can google it if
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  Speaker 1: you like. I just you know, I don't want you
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  Speaker 1: going into it having no idea about who he is.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not going to go into it either. You're
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  Speaker 3: going to move me to a normal room or I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to move to a different hotel.
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  Speaker 1: No, you will need to stay in that room. And
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  Speaker 1: if I were you, I just I wouldn't order milk
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  Speaker 1: or butter with room service.
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  Speaker 3: What are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Because little Tommy's lactose intolerant.
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  Speaker 2: Why have I never heard about any of this before? Like,
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  Speaker 2: like I said, I don't know all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Like, well, again, you know you sound a little bit concerned.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be worried because other than the lactose intolerant thing,
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  Speaker 1: he's harmless. Like he will steal your shoes sometimes or
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  Speaker 1: they'll go missing, But if he ever does, just check
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  Speaker 1: the toilet tank.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, how about I not stay in a room
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  Speaker 3: where my shoes are going to get stolen.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I could leave a no, like, write a
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  Speaker 1: note down and hopefully Tommy reads it. Nod write it
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  Speaker 1: in blood, because that's the only thing that he can read.
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  Speaker 1: What one time when a woman was staying there, he
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  Speaker 1: used her red lipstick to write on the mirror, you're
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  Speaker 1: the bee's knees, you know, nineteen twenties humor and slang. No,
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  Speaker 1: after hearing all this, I bet you wish you were
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  Speaker 1: back in the Washington room. Huh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about the ghost boy or George Washington's
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  Speaker 2: disgusting mattress. I think I'm pretty much done with hearing
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  Speaker 2: about the rooms and like all the weird stuff you
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  Speaker 2: guys have going on over there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you mean with Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm gonna see if I can book into
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  Speaker 2: the room.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess I'm just a little bit confused. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to stay in a room with Tommy top Hat,
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  Speaker 1: even though your brother Jason called and said that you would.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know my brother, well.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's the one who set you up for this
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call that we're doing on the radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm confused, No wayde Oh, But now you're getting it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now we're on the same page. You're on the radio
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  Speaker 1: with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. My name is
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  Speaker 1: jeff Dude.
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  Speaker 2: I honestly feel really dumb that I even stayed on
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  Speaker 2: the phone this long, just listening to you about Tommy
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  Speaker 2: top Hat, the boy Goats from the nineteen twenty years
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  Speaker 2: that was.
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  Speaker 1: The lactose intolerant boy ghost.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forget, like, how did how did how would that
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  Speaker 2: she even want Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the
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  Speaker 2: twenties