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Phone Tap: Mr. International Goes To The Bookstore · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who works at a local bookstore. He thinks he's going
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  Speaker 1: to be training a new hire today. Little does he
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  Speaker 1: know our own Jose Bolanos is pretending to be that
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  Speaker 1: new hire. That's a disappointing hire. Yeah, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: love you here though, No, yeah, right, that's why you're here.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, Jose is more interested in performing than
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  Speaker 1: actually working at the store. Guys, they see when you
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  Speaker 1: hire mister international, it makes you have second thoughts every time.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what happens in your phone tap. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's another on the twenties bookstore. This is hey, Rick,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Ben. I just got hired there. I told
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  Speaker 1: me to call you. I think you're gonna train me
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  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah. Yeah, Gina told me she'd hired somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's me, man, what's up? Nothing welcome to the team.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you man. I'm so excited. I'm just a little curious.
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  Speaker 1: So give me the rundown. What should I expect? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the job is pretty much straightforward, stocking books,
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  Speaker 1: helping people find things. I'm really good with people, so
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  Speaker 1: this is a perfect job for me, just so you know, Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's awesome. It really helps to be a people person,
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  Speaker 1: not just people person. I've traveled all over the world, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I can make friends with anybody from any country pretty much. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's great. Yeah, that's really great. Once I start
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  Speaker 1: working there, I was running. Instead of you guys calling
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  Speaker 1: me Ben, I would actually prefer to be called mister
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  Speaker 1: International if you guys don't mind home. No, that wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a joke. I would please prefer you to call me that. Really. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of my thing. Actually, Like, say someone was
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  Speaker 1: looking for don Quixote, I could totally show off my
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  Speaker 1: Spanish flair. What how would you do that? You know,
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  Speaker 1: like Holmes, what's going on is say right over here
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  Speaker 1: you want some Donkeyhote, I got it for you. If
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  Speaker 1: you ever go to the Ijuana, don't drink the worm
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  Speaker 1: at the bottle of the quila bottle homes. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you wake up in a bathtub like me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you should say that. Say what well to do
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  Speaker 1: that voice? Well, I don't think you should do that
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  Speaker 1: at the store. Why not? Well, don Khote is from Spain,
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  Speaker 1: He's not Whatever that accent was that you were doing,
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  Speaker 1: it was pretty Spanish. Well it's not really Spanish, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think you should speak in any voice
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  Speaker 1: that would be consider offensive. Oh wait a minute, you're
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  Speaker 1: saying I should stick more with like the Russian. I
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  Speaker 1: beg your pardon. It was nineteen forty seven. I good deal.
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  Speaker 1: It was the start of the Cold War because I
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  Speaker 1: could feel war in the air. Indeed, was very very killed.
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  Speaker 1: Was that supposed to be Russian? It was? I picked
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  Speaker 1: up Russian when I was riding next to some guy
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  Speaker 1: on a train. I don't know. It was like Toledo
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  Speaker 1: or somewhere. I don't think. Okay, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to do here. I were here for a
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  Speaker 1: really long time, and that's not going to fly in
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  Speaker 1: this store, Okay. I was just trying to spice up
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  Speaker 1: the stuff around the store. I mean it's a it's
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  Speaker 1: a bookstore. I don't think. I don't think the store
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  Speaker 1: needs any spicing up at all. Well, I mean it's born.
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  Speaker 1: I guess. I just I'm trying to show you my
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  Speaker 1: strong points here. Well, I think your strong points should
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  Speaker 1: just being as professional as you can be. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: Gina didn't send me your resume, and you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what kind of ground you have. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt you. Did you just say resumee because
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  Speaker 1: that's how it's pronounced. It's actually pronounced resumel. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is getting really weird. Oh no, you're not doing
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  Speaker 1: it right. You need more flam in your voice if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna tell us a resume, I resume? Wow? All right? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's enough. I'm sorry. I'm gonna I'm gonna have to talk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to talk to Gina, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to give you a call back. What. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not exactly sure you know why she hired you, but
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  Speaker 1: we don't need anybody in the store doing decent. Are
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  Speaker 1: you like frustrated right now? Well, I'm trying to conduct
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  Speaker 1: a phone interview with you, and I was hired already.
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  Speaker 1: I have a shift next Monday to start. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you are hired, you can be fired too. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: do not file me. I will slap you if I
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  Speaker 1: come down, Zaila. Sorry, yeah, laugh all you want. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna be working. Okay, Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: really s like a freaking weirdo. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: have to manage you. All right, Fine, you don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually not even hired. Man. This is this is
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  Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call, or as they say in
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  Speaker 1: France at Brank found the kill, Frank phone the kill.
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  Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? I'm sorry, man, this
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  Speaker 1: is a joke. My name's jose from Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm doing a prank phone call on you. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait a second, Gina, how you call me? I don't understand. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's in on it, dude. She set you up. She
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  Speaker 1: listens to our show. She said us an email. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you get so many weird candidates applying for this job.
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  Speaker 1: She thought would be perfect opportunity to invest with you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Hey, you were very patient with me, brother,
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  Speaker 1: you thought it was impatient? Yeah, I was getting ready
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  Speaker 1: to Tina the fire. You cannot file me, I will
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  Speaker 1: file you wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,