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Phone Tap: Quad Ad Premium Rental · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: three out of four people on this show can't legally
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  Speaker 1: rent a car, one because of age and two because
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  Speaker 1: of previous felonies. That's why I'll let you guess who's
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  Speaker 1: I'm still guessing. That's why I was happy when we
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  Speaker 1: got an email saying would you mind posing as a
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  Speaker 1: rent a car company and screwing with my husband while
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  Speaker 1: he's on vacation. And we said absolutely yes, because if
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  Speaker 1: we can't drive them, we might as well prank our
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  Speaker 1: listeners about rents of cars. And we call this one
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  Speaker 1: quad advantage. You're gonna hear why in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm with torn
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  Speaker 1: a car. My name is Justin Incredible. Sorry, your your
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  Speaker 1: name's Wyatt? It's justin Credible? Is my last name? Because
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Is this mister David Waits? Yes, yes it is. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: David can I call you Dave, maybe davey David. David's fine, okay, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: just trying to have some fun anyway, David, I see
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  Speaker 1: here on my screen that you are currently running one
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  Speaker 1: of our vehicles. Looks like it's a twenty nineteen Ford
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  Speaker 1: Fusion Sedan. Who fancy. Yeah, yes, they're they're like an
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  Speaker 1: issue or something. No, there's no issue, but we did
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  Speaker 1: receive a notification in our system that says your premium
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  Speaker 1: subscription wasn't activated. My Wyatt, your premium subscription according to
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  Speaker 1: the contract that you signed at the rental counter. You
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  Speaker 1: check the box for our quad advantage. I don't that's
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  Speaker 1: advantage advantage advantage advantage. We trademarket. I don't quae any
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  Speaker 1: thing about what you're talking about. Oh no, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: This is just a courtesy call letting you know that
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  Speaker 1: starting at noon today, all of your premium features will disappear,
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  Speaker 1: and that includes all the function of your windshield wipers. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait what my windshield wipers? Yeah? Yeah, those only come
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  Speaker 1: with our quad AD premium service. The quad AD stance
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  Speaker 1: for advantage advantage. So you're saying I have to pay
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  Speaker 1: extra to use my windshield wipers. Yes, but I think
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  Speaker 1: we can both agree. That's a pretty important add on,
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  Speaker 1: an add on, do it? I think you should pay
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  Speaker 1: the subscription your windshield. Like what a rain? That's a
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  Speaker 1: good thought. Rain does happen occasionally, depends on the cloud. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: also due at noon, make sure to take any valuables
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  Speaker 1: out of the trunk because we will, we will permanently lie.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That's also part of the premium subscription,
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  Speaker 1: the CD AD Man, I need to use my trunk
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to see my family the airport tonight,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, my bag. Instead of focusing on the
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  Speaker 1: negative and what you're not getting, let's take a look
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  Speaker 1: at the tremendous value you're receiving under our advantage basic plan. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not this is not happening. You'll still be able
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  Speaker 1: to turn on your car. Oh that's important. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: you're saying that I can actually turn on the car
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  Speaker 1: that i'm paying money for use. Thank you, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for the general authors. You're welcome. By the way, your
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  Speaker 1: side mirrors will still be active, at least the driver's
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  Speaker 1: side one will be. I would try not to make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of right turns. This is I've literally rented
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  Speaker 1: from your company, like for over a decade and nothing
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  Speaker 1: like this has ever happened. What is going on? We
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  Speaker 1: understand your frustration, sir, but listen. With inflation supply chain issues,
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  Speaker 1: every company has to look for new business models in
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  Speaker 1: order to survive. And that's why advantage advantage, advantage advantage
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  Speaker 1: about you qua advantage. I'm going to the airport and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to turn into stupid card. Okay, well that's
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  Speaker 1: your choice. Just do it before noon because after that
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  Speaker 1: your speed is going to be restricted to forty miles
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  Speaker 1: an hour and you won't want to drive on the freeway. Legal.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? How is this allowed? It's just it's
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  Speaker 1: just a courtesy call, and we appreciate your business. Sam.
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  Speaker 1: Are you laughing at me right now? I'm stressed and
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do when you're laughing, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Me and a lot of people are laughing at you
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  Speaker 1: because you're on the radio right now. Why. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jose from Bricka Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Man. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: your wife Rena set you up. She said, when you
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  Speaker 1: rented a car, you just like sign the agreement without
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  Speaker 1: reading anything and emailed us so we can mess with
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  Speaker 1: you all you're on vacation. I was so busy, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: I could tell I was literally just about to grab
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  Speaker 1: average everything from the trunk and just leave the cards
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  Speaker 1: abandon it. Oh I'm sorry, the trunk is actually locked now,
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  Speaker 1: so good luck with that. Oh, if you want that,
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  Speaker 1: you can sign up for our septuple advantage. That's advantage
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  Speaker 1: advantage advantage of Okay, but it is trademarked. Don't steal it. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: The week of every morning was still weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning Morning