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Phone Tap: Proctology Hee Hee · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's nervous about his upcoming
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  Speaker 1: doctor's visit. And maybe the reason why is it's not
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  Speaker 1: just any doctor, it's a specialist that focuses on one
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  Speaker 1: particular part of the body. And sure we could have
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  Speaker 1: been mature about it. In fact, I think most of
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  Speaker 1: us would have been, except Brooke did this prank call.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm apologizing to all the listeners ahead of time
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  Speaker 1: for your brand new phone tech.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, it's another.
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  Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Hi, this is Deisi Ferb calling from doctor's office.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Ryan?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it is hi Ryan.
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  Speaker 2: So we've got you on the books for this Thursday. Okay, yeh.
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  Speaker 2: Is this the first time you've been to a proctologist?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is my first time.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, gosh, I bet you're a little nervous for a poke.
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  Speaker 2: Poke, Okay, you're feeling okay.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan, No, I am a little nervous.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm not really sure what to expect.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you what has two butts and
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  Speaker 3: kills people?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, an assassin? Assassin I get it because it's another
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  Speaker 2: word for butt. Gosh. Oh, I would never get told.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, it's just a little proctology humor.
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  Speaker 2: We really lead into that butt stuff. Okay, did you
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  Speaker 2: need me to say my insurance information or oh no, no,
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  Speaker 2: no we have that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just the doctor wanted me to call ahead and
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  Speaker 3: find out what's going on with your rump roast?
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  Speaker 2: My my, what you know you're behind? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, hey Ryan, Sorry, could you please hold for a second.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be right back with you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I have a.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm back. Sorry about that. So what were you saying?
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  Speaker 2: That was interesting? Old?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: There we're lying when you said you're really leading into.
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  Speaker 2: You heard that? Yeah, that's a doctor's philosophy on this.
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  Speaker 2: He's European. Okay, Okay, that one wasn't a butt joke,
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  Speaker 2: but it's close. Get it European Pean? Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 2: I'm starting to get it. Yeah. Sorry, Oh gosh, I
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  Speaker 2: do have to ask you.
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  Speaker 3: What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriends?
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  Speaker 1: Another joke?
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  Speaker 3: He wipes his rear end?
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  Speaker 2: Get it dumped, sir? Because he's againable. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: get it, I get it. God? Is this thing one?
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  Speaker 1: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: That's usually a real crowd pleaser.
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  Speaker 1: Look like I know that you're joking around it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like the philosophy of your office.
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  Speaker 2: But I have a.
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  Speaker 1: Really serious problem. You're not taking it that seriously.
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  Speaker 3: I hear what you're saying. I hear what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: I apologize it. Just please hold.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, not a.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, are you still there, Ryan, jim me finish this up?
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  Speaker 1: Please.
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  Speaker 3: I am so sorry about that. I just got this
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  Speaker 3: weird call from another patient. Somebody asked, why do ducks
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  Speaker 3: have feathers?
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  Speaker 2: Huh strange.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently it's to cover up their butt quacks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: For that one.
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  Speaker 1: Did you look. If this is how you got operated,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to cancel my appointment and find a
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  Speaker 1: different doctor.
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  Speaker 2: You want to cancel?
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  Speaker 1: Why not taking this seriously. It's like a big joke
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  Speaker 1: to you or something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh sorry, No, if this was all a big joke,
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  Speaker 3: I'd ask you what Australians use to clean their backsides?
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  Speaker 3: Don't say it, don't but day mate, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Cancel my appointment now.
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  Speaker 2: I do that.
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  Speaker 3: But since you're within the seventy two hour window, you
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  Speaker 3: will be charged for the appointment.
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  Speaker 1: What.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: The only way to get out of that fee is
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  Speaker 3: to talk to the doctor directly, So please hold.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't put me back on hold.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, look, I want to cancel.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dargs me or don't, it doesn't matter. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: showing up to this appointment.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Yeah, the doctor was busy talking to
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  Speaker 2: your wife, Delilah.
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  Speaker 1: My wife.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your wife. Yeah, she's a funny one. Why is
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  Speaker 2: he talking to my wife?
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  Speaker 3: Because she wanted to make sure that the prank phone
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  Speaker 3: call we're doing on you is going.
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  Speaker 2: Well, how do you think it's going?
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  Speaker 3: What do you talk?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Did you enjoy it or
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  Speaker 2: was it a total bomb? Or what is going on?
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  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. Right, this is Brooke from the radio
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  Speaker 2: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: You're not calling from the doctor's.
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  Speaker 3: Office, no radio station. Your wife, Delilah emailed us and
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  Speaker 3: said you were feeling a little antsy about your appointment at.
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  Speaker 2: The Broock College. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, the butt jokes she thought would make you laugh,
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  Speaker 3: which I didn't hear happened once.
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  Speaker 2: It's because I was striving wake up. Every morning was
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  Speaker 2: phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning