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Phone Tap: Bro Code Yump Hunter · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: your phone tap is special. A young lady reached out
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  Speaker 1: to us recently wanting to phone tap her dad because
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  Speaker 1: her family has a late cabin and she's about to
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  Speaker 1: take her new boyfriend there that nobody else has met yet,
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  Speaker 1: so the big get together. We thought it'd be a
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  Speaker 1: good idea for Jose to pose as the boyfriend and
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  Speaker 1: just go over some basic brocode with Dad. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you'll be cool, right, super cool? Yeah? How hard could
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  Speaker 1: it be? Right? Probably really hard? It's your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. As on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this
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  Speaker 1: Delilah's pop Robert? Um? Yeah? Who's it Roberto? What's up? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: This is her boyfriend Brady? Oh, okay, how's it? It's okay, dude?
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  Speaker 1: I am self stoked to go to your lake bro.
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  Speaker 1: That cabin vibe. I could just feel it already. Super chill,
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  Speaker 1: am I right. Yeah, it's a very special place, that's
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  Speaker 1: for sure. Dude, no cap, what's your name? It's Brady,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean you can call me bro d. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't even met you yet, so I'll just stick with Brady.
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  Speaker 1: Oh tight, And uh, Delilah never mentioned to me that
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be calling, so I didn't know anything about this.
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  Speaker 1: My bad for the sneak attack, not my intention. So
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  Speaker 1: can I ask why you're calling me? Oh? Well, first,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to introduce myself, you know, make a good
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  Speaker 1: first impression with the pop pops. And second, I kind
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  Speaker 1: of wanted to go over like our bro code for
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. You know, I have no idea what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Brady. You know bro code, Like you're a bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a bro. It's nice to be on the same
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  Speaker 1: like bro page together. I'm not your bro. I'm Delia's father.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, I'll be more formal, mister Browski. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to go over some bro codes real quick. So
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  Speaker 1: first things first, if one of us dies while lifting weights,
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  Speaker 1: you add more weight and then call nine one one,
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  Speaker 1: because then it looks like I was like getting ripped
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  Speaker 1: and that's why I died. I hate to disappoint you,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't have any weights up with the cabin,
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  Speaker 1: so oh what that's all good? I can bring my
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  Speaker 1: own anyway. Look, I heard you have some sweet bars
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  Speaker 1: by that lakehouse. Yeah, I guess there's a couple and
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  Speaker 1: aren't that far away. But you know, once swore with
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  Speaker 1: the cabin, you don't really want to leave. You just
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  Speaker 1: hang out there. No, it's cool. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: make sure, like when we go out, you and me,
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  Speaker 1: when we're like bro bonding, you're not gonna like block me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if something goes down, you feel what was
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  Speaker 1: that like? Per se when we're hunting for yumps? Right? Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you say? Yumps? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: You've never been yump hunting before. Let me let me
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  Speaker 1: give you a little advice here. Bro, if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be staying at our cabin with our family, you need
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  Speaker 1: to change your language and speak in a way that
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  Speaker 1: people will understand you. Okay, that's what I won't be
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  Speaker 1: sus my bad. Hey, jerk off, I said, talk normal,
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  Speaker 1: all right? You're the boss, Rob, boss and Rob? Right,
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  Speaker 1: what did you say? Listen? Bro? The number one most
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  Speaker 1: importsnte rule of Bro code is never stared directly at
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  Speaker 1: another naked bro. What the hell I mean that's numero uno.
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  Speaker 1: It might be hard for you to pull off because
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  Speaker 1: I've been juicing. Oh good lord, this cannot be happening
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  Speaker 1: to me right now. For example, when we go swimming
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  Speaker 1: naked at night together, right, just a vertu your eyes
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  Speaker 1: like Strolder. Okay, we're not gonna go swimming naked at
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  Speaker 1: night together or during the day like we canna swim
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  Speaker 1: naked together anytime, but it's bro bonding. Bro, We're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna miss out on that. Oh my god, take off
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  Speaker 1: the trunks and look for the jumps. I need to
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  Speaker 1: talk to Delilah because this whole conversation is really making
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  Speaker 1: me rethink. Heven, you come up as a cabin bro.
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  Speaker 1: You're freaking me out. You sound like a really weird man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Would it totally freak
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  Speaker 1: you out if I told you I'm not really your
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  Speaker 1: daughter's boyfriend. No, that would not freak me out. That
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  Speaker 1: would actually make me very happy. Well, then I should
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  Speaker 1: probably tell you this is actually Jose for the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Bro, I'm not dating your daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Okay again, that makes absolutely no send to me. Let
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  Speaker 1: me explain your daughter, Delilah. She listens to our show.
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  Speaker 1: She's a big fan. She set you up for all
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  Speaker 1: of this. She knows you're on edge about meeting her
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend for the first time, so she wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. Man, Well, thank god you're not the
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  Speaker 1: person dating my daughter. All seriousness, though, I will keep
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  Speaker 1: my weekend open and you and me. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: like him, I'll come up there. We'll hunt for jumps.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I have no idea. What does that even means?
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  Speaker 1: You know, my many fathers have told me that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure they have the week of every morning with funk
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  Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning