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Phone Tap PODCAST: Troller Coaster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Kelly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is hey Kelly. How are you. My name is
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  Speaker 1: Sebastian and I believe your wedding coordinator booked me to
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  Speaker 1: perform at your reception coming up. Oh my god, you're
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  Speaker 1: the filling band guy. Yeah, yeah, I am, thank god. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Kelly said you were hurting for a band um, and
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  Speaker 1: I've worked with her before, so so I was like,
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  Speaker 1: let's get the boys together and fill in. I hate
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  Speaker 1: to see somebody miss out on their entertainment, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for that big day. Oh my god, yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I am speak out. My original band dropped out like
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  Speaker 1: it was my it was my fiance's job and he
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  Speaker 1: sucked out it. Apparently a lot of unprofessional people in
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  Speaker 1: this industry, and I'm sorry. Let me apologize on their behalf.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank you. I am. I'm just appreciative that you
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  Speaker 1: can do it on such short notice. And how much
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  Speaker 1: do you know about us? I'm talking to you now.
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  Speaker 1: This is my wedding coordinator told me that you were
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  Speaker 1: going to call, and oh, had shut you up or something?
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  Speaker 1: I called her in a panic when I can't say
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  Speaker 1: drop the ball, So you know, I don't actually know.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you a little bit about us. All right, Um,
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  Speaker 1: our name is troller Coaster. Say I'm sorry, say that
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  Speaker 1: one more time. Troller Coaster. That's our name, and troller
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  Speaker 1: Coaster goes hard and dark, sometimes very dark. Troller Coaster. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's fun name, I think. So wait, what kind of
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  Speaker 1: music do you play? Oh? Well, I don't really like
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  Speaker 1: to be put in a box, but if I had
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  Speaker 1: to describe it, I would say we're a mix. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have a death metal mix with the insane clown
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  Speaker 1: posse kind of vibe. Except we don't paint our faces.
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  Speaker 1: We just paint our bodies. It's fun, okay. You know
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  Speaker 1: when we had hired um the other band, they were
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  Speaker 1: a little more like Top forty, you know, fun party music. Yeuck,
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  Speaker 1: you lucked out. Then that they canceled, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: guessing you probably want to hear a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: or a sound huh um. Actually, no, you know the
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the ry smell of burning, hell, screaming
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  Speaker 1: sort of our sounds. Are you are you? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Do you really play that kind of crap for people
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  Speaker 1: at their weddings? We don't do a whole lot of weddings.
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  Speaker 1: We're more of a niche kind of wedding group. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we do do some weddings. I mean, like, don't you
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  Speaker 1: play any you know, normal wedding songs like that people
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  Speaker 1: play at normal weddings like love shack or or or
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  Speaker 1: y M c A or we can do the MC
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  Speaker 1: two here. It's fun to stay at the why see
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  Speaker 1: what the kurds? And then I hold the screen for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. You gotta be kidding me, right now?
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  Speaker 1: This is a joke, right No, No, no, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hear that one more time? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I really don't. I want to hear normal YMCA, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like at my wedding, which is happening in two days.
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  Speaker 1: We can do the cha cha slide to the left two. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: kind of my wedding. Okay, fine, and I'll just have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you it's a prank phone call. Who prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call? Your fiance Tom set you up for a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone called Wow. What is going on here? Your
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  Speaker 1: fiance wanted to prank you before your wedding. Your original
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  Speaker 1: band didn't really cancel. It's a joke. Are you serious? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't killing him. Don't worry, Troiler Coaster will not
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  Speaker 1: be coming to your wedding, unless, of course, you want
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  Speaker 1: to rethink it now, because I could totally show up
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  Speaker 1: as you want two days. You know what, I you
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  Speaker 1: know what? I would call that. No, I would call
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  Speaker 1: that evil. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Weeke up every morning with funk tabs weekday mornings on
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