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Phone Tap PODCAST: Porsche and the Boyfriend · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice is
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving five. Hello, all, I was looking for Josh. Um. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Josh isn't here right now? Okay? Who am I speaking with?
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  Speaker 1: Missus Kathleen? I'm his girlfriend. Who's this? My name is
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  Speaker 1: Rich Do you know where your boyfriend is right now? Um?
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  Speaker 1: He's at a bachelor party. Um, actually, exact correction, he
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  Speaker 1: was at a bachelor party. He's not there anymore, and
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  Speaker 1: I need to find him. He's going to be back later.
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you with something? Do you want to
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  Speaker 1: call back or no? I need to find him. He
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  Speaker 1: left the bachelor party. Wait are you with him? Are
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  Speaker 1: you one of his friends? Oh? I'm definitely not one
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  Speaker 1: of his friends. At the bachelor party, Josh hit it
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  Speaker 1: off with one of my strippers, Porsche. M Who is this?
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  Speaker 1: This isn't really something to laugh about. Okay, I'm losing
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  Speaker 1: money here. Dude. You are not making any sense right now.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? According to one
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  Speaker 1: of my other dancers who was at the bachelor party.
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  Speaker 1: Your boyfriend, after a few lap dances and some other things,
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  Speaker 1: ran off with Porsche. Are you telling me right now?
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  Speaker 1: Some laft with my boyfriend? Excuse me? Please don't talk
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  Speaker 1: about my girls like that. Okay, she's a classy Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me right now? You've got to be kidding
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  Speaker 1: me right now? We are a classy establishment, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I won't have you calling my girl's names. Porsche is
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  Speaker 1: one of my best dancers. I could give a about
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  Speaker 1: your bags. Did you call him? Everybody at the bachelor party.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody at the bachelor party has tried to get ahold
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  Speaker 1: of him for me. They finally gave me your number,
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  Speaker 1: and I figured I would take things in my own
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  Speaker 1: hands because I would assume it, Oh my, I would
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  Speaker 1: assume that he had gotten in contact with You got
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  Speaker 1: to be kidding me. This is oh my god. Nobody's
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  Speaker 1: seen him for a good ten hours, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. You've got to be kidding me, mam.
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  Speaker 1: You sound upset. I'm upset. How would you like it
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  Speaker 1: if some random cause you asking where your boyfriend is
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  Speaker 1: because it's with some Okay, I would appreciate it if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't call me names. I'm just trying to do
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  Speaker 1: business here, all right, It's not it's not God. It's
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  Speaker 1: not my boyfriend that decided to run off with a stripper.
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  Speaker 1: While I have you on the phone, you sound very,
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  Speaker 1: very very passionate, and I like that if Porsha doesn't
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  Speaker 1: come back. I don't know what you do for a living,
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  Speaker 1: but would you be interested in maybe earning some extra
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  Speaker 1: cash on side? Are you kidding me? Right now? You're
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  Speaker 1: asking me to come work for me out and my boyfriend. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking think about it this way. It could be
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  Speaker 1: the ultimate revenge. Your boyfriend runs off with a stripper
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  Speaker 1: and then you become one to get him back. Great idea,
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  Speaker 1: wain win funny man. This is my bottom line. Your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend ran off with a stripper and by now there's
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  Speaker 1: probably a very good chance he has her piece. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I know this girl cannot believe this is happening. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even like it same real. Oh that's because it's
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  Speaker 1: not real. It's a prank phone call. Yeah, this whole
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  Speaker 1: thing is a joke. This is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you wait, so you're joking. Yes, I am. It's a joke.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: Please don't kill me. You are wait a minute, totally serious.
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  Speaker 1: You are joking right now. Yes, your boyfriend Josh set
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  Speaker 1: you up for a prank phone call. Yes he did.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted to freak you out. He wanted to freak
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  Speaker 1: you out about the bachelor party. No he did not. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he said he'll be home in a few hours. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking, you know, even though Porsche is not
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  Speaker 1: a real person, I think it was classless for you
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  Speaker 1: to call her a horback. Very rude. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jewel foone tabs weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy on Moving ninety two point five