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Phone Tap: Amazon Product Tester · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call man. I need a laugh
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  Speaker 1: right now, So I'm ready for this new phone tap. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's yeah. I feel like you're getting addicted to laughing, buddy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have a problem with it. I do. I need
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  Speaker 1: to get it in. And today we call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who just recently moved. And while moving sucks, it's even
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  Speaker 1: worse when you order a bunch of stuff to your
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  Speaker 1: new place but they end up accidentally sending it to
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  Speaker 1: the old address. At that point, you can only hope
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  Speaker 1: that the new resident is nothing like our own, Jose Bologna,
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  Speaker 1: because there's a ninety nine point nine nine percent chance
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  Speaker 1: you're never going to see those packages ever again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because there's one hundred percent chance he'll do a prank.
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  Speaker 1: Call about it. Your phone tap right now? Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Ashley? Yes? Is this? My name's Ben. I
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  Speaker 1: live at your place, actually your old place. At this point,
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  Speaker 1: the landlord gave me your phone number. Oh yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: in your old unit. Um. She said you emailed her
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  Speaker 1: about some packages that got delivered here instead of your
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  Speaker 1: new place, your new address. Yeah, I must have had
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  Speaker 1: the old address in when I ordered them, and then
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  Speaker 1: they took long as I thought. Anyway, I'm so sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that. Oh, don't worry about it. It's actually been
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  Speaker 1: a great thing. I love it. It looks like you
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  Speaker 1: got most of these things from Amazon. Sorry. Never I've
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  Speaker 1: never been able to try out anything from Amazon before.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like a brand new thing for me. Like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're like a Prime member or something. That's pretty cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am a Prime member. I'm sorry. I'm really confused.
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  Speaker 1: You get your you get your packages like super fast. Huh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's usually pretty cool. But you said something about trying
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  Speaker 1: them out. Yeah, before I did use the hair conditioner.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that's okay. You accidentally opened it because you
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  Speaker 1: thought it was for you. No, I knew it wasn't mine,
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  Speaker 1: but like I said, I was curious, like, oh cool,
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  Speaker 1: Amazon Prime. So I just use it real quick just
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  Speaker 1: to see if it makes my hair softer. I just
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  Speaker 1: like I had to try. Sorry, Are you joking because
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't use something if you knew it wasn't yours.
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  Speaker 1: I always use it three times. Wait, and I put
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  Speaker 1: it right back in the box. It's all shipped and
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  Speaker 1: taped back up ready to go. Have you wrapped it
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  Speaker 1: back up after you used it? Well, I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to be nice. Of course I wrapped it back up.
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  Speaker 1: But I did put it in the same package as
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  Speaker 1: your new bath towels. Wait, well, I guess we should say,
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  Speaker 1: like almost new. Stop it. Do not tell me you
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  Speaker 1: use my towels, Amazon towels. I just wanted to try him. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just to quickly do that. That's not Hey, who
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  Speaker 1: raised you? I had your back. I actually went on
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  Speaker 1: and you had my back. You had my towel. I
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  Speaker 1: not only had your back, I literally washed my back, okay,
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  Speaker 1: with your towels. And that's why they didn't get a
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  Speaker 1: five star review. They did not hold up to my
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  Speaker 1: vigorous towel drying technique. Alright, I don't need to know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying the undercarriage area did not dry as
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  Speaker 1: fast as I was hoping a little damp. Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: What I need to know is that you didn't open
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  Speaker 1: all my packages. I mean I opened some of well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: actually most of them. But here's the question that I've
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  Speaker 1: been dying to ask you. I need to know what
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  Speaker 1: you want me to do with all these feminine hygiene products. Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Don't touch them. It's a little too late for that,
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  Speaker 1: because I just I thought they were like big cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me that I thought it was like a cigar
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  Speaker 1: with a string in it. What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: A lot? There's actually a whole. A doctor is trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out specifically what's wrong. But look, none of
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  Speaker 1: that has to do with what we're talking about. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling the police and you're going to be arrested. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I should probably tell you then that my name's
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  Speaker 1: Jose from the Raider show of Brick and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. Please don't call the cops. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Yeah. Wait, so you don't have
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  Speaker 1: my package it. No, I don't even know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend Jamie set you up. She said you're in
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  Speaker 1: contact with your own landlord about some missing packages. She
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  Speaker 1: loves our show and thought you'd be the perfect candidate
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  Speaker 1: for a phone tap. Oh my god, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. So anyway, the products I was talking
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  Speaker 1: about before, you can smoke them or you cannot smoke them.
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  Speaker 1: Am I just like doing it the wrong way, do
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  Speaker 1: you not stem? I mean, I don't know, maybe you could,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it would be crazy. I did Inhale. You're so weird.
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  Speaker 1: I'm weird. You're the crazy lady with Amazon Prime. What
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  Speaker 1: the heck is that up every morning with phone has
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: morning