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Phone Tap: Boss Comedy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who's going to be starting a new job soon. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so he's getting a call from the branch manager to
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  Speaker 1: go over what his first day is gonna look like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so nervous. And now he's never actually met his
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  Speaker 1: new boss because he was hired while she was out
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  Speaker 1: on vacation. But now our own Brooke Fox is going
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  Speaker 1: to pretend to be his superior cool boss. Yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how should I describe Brooke in this? I think I
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  Speaker 1: just did. Well. Let's just say, out of everyone in
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  Speaker 1: the office, she thinks she's the funniest person there. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: But don't just take her word for it, because she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna back it up with canned laughter from us sound effect. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: what can I say? She's quirky? It's your right now.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties, we Hi This is Sophie calling from
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  Speaker 1: sales Associates. I'm looking for Jeremy. Yes, hi is Jeremy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, first time touching, Basie. I'm the branch manager
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  Speaker 1: for our office and I heard congratulations are in order.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. I'm happy to
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  Speaker 1: come on board. Thank you new hire. I love him. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: They must have done it last week when I was
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  Speaker 1: on vacation. I call it vacae. Oh yeah, little slang,
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  Speaker 1: keeping it cool. Speaking of vacation, do you know a
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  Speaker 1: writing place to go on holiday? A writing place? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's pencil bane yet, just a little joke for are
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  Speaker 1: you there? Yeah? Yeah, all right, Yeah, pretty good. I've
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  Speaker 1: also heard a lot of good things about you and
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  Speaker 1: really looking forward to you joining the team. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited to join. I mean a great opportunity. It is,
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  Speaker 1: it really is. So let's give you a rundown before
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  Speaker 1: your first day. Huh yeah, absolutely, okay. I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: over the fun stuff first. Love that stuff. So you
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  Speaker 1: do get free access to the gym. Nice. I don't
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  Speaker 1: ever go since I get plenty of exercise, jump into conclusions,
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  Speaker 1: pushing my luck, dodging deadlines. Yeah, do you have people
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  Speaker 1: with you or something? You're funny anyway? You like to
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  Speaker 1: have fun around here, make some jokes, have a good time. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so there's something I always tell all the new hires.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready for it? Yeah? Sure, I need you
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  Speaker 1: to think of me as your boss. Think of me
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  Speaker 1: as a friend who can fire you. What I'm kidding
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  Speaker 1: is a joke. You could you explain the laughter part
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  Speaker 1: in the background. Oh yeah, I just use that because
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  Speaker 1: I want new hires, you know, get used to what
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  Speaker 1: it's like around here, real laugh factory. Well yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: seem like quite the funny person. Well I'm glad you
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  Speaker 1: could tell. That means you're gonna fit in kind of
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  Speaker 1: known as the funny boss. You know, every workplace has
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  Speaker 1: a comedian. I'm that girl. Okay, By the way, I
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  Speaker 1: have a question for you Germany. Are you a good multitasker? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I definitely pride myself I'm multitasking. Yeah, absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm only asking because I'm great at multitasking. I
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  Speaker 1: can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I figure mention. Wait wait, wait, wait, Jerry, I've got
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  Speaker 1: so many more that you're gonna love. That's your desk. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: special treat for you. Your desk to be in my office.
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  Speaker 1: You run bits off each other. I can already tell
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  Speaker 1: re vibing. Yeah, look, that sounds really cool and everything.
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  Speaker 1: But I actually actually have another offering from another company
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  Speaker 1: and I still haven't emailed them back. Oh so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be rude or anything. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: was that a sound effect on that? Why would you
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  Speaker 1: bring the sound effect on that? Well? I think it
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  Speaker 1: was a little warranted because you drop a bomb like
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  Speaker 1: that on someone and it's a little scandalous. No, I
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  Speaker 1: just I need to ask you a question. Do you
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  Speaker 1: not think I'm funny? I'm just skidding that vibe suddenly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what changed. I think you think you're funny.
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  Speaker 1: I do think a lot of other people think that too.
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  Speaker 1: Those people that's for me. I'm a joy to work with. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hell um, your girlfriend Jenny thinks I'm very funny? What
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  Speaker 1: whoa dude? How do you know? Jinny? She actually emailed
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  Speaker 1: us because this is actually broke from Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you? What?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you? Oh my god, y'all had me going
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  Speaker 1: so hard. I was literally thinking, like, what in the
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  Speaker 1: hell am I walking into on Monday. You didn't laugh
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  Speaker 1: at one of my jokes, Jeremy. I was laughing on
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  Speaker 1: the inside. I was crying on the outside. I thought
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  Speaker 1: that was funny. I think we need to take that
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  Speaker 1: machine away from you at this point. Wake up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,